We all know that the world ISN'T going to end today, but if it was to, what would you do?
inb4 FUCK EVERYTHING
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fap
Go to space.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_80PQ543rM[/media]
Fuck someone
[QUOTE=Dronaroid;29967452]Go to space.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_80PQ543rM[/media][/QUOTE]
That is definitely not the video I was expecting.
i would fulfull my plans of getting my friend and getting all the tech so we can experiment on machines and genetics, thats if we didnt die from something stupid.
Assemble the band, play the Horbury rendition of Nearer My God to Thee, ????, PROFIT!
Then die.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj-1b1Yvep8[/media]
Well, it's 21:40 in Sweden, nothing happened so continue living as normal?
I'd go to all the boys that have suddenly ninja'd a girl off of me and beat them.
I'd go to the girl I want right now and just hold her, and tell her she's my world.
I'd take off my clothes and run wild in the streets.
ALL AT ONCE
then you realize that you actually like men
Oh shit, yeah.
Grab my bike
Go to girl's house
Ram her door down with everything I got, including my bike
Go in
Fight her step-dad in a "bear like" fight for fucking up his door
Bow down to her mother for her off-spring
Squeeze boobs and ass of her sister
Grab the intended girl (older sister)
Tell her I'd destroy the world for her
Kiss her
Fuck her violently like there was no tomorrow until my dick bleeds and she goes retarded with a huge orgasm
Do a heart stroking sandwich with butter, cheese and 3 different types of ham and salami
If only I was at home, I could do the sandwich...
I would also fuck her in every chair or spot that could be used like a counter or against a wall, supporting her ass with my hands while she grips herself to me with her legs.
I believe I have the power to do such a feat, but such an episode still feels far from my reach...
One can dream...
I'd fap viciously.
[QUOTE=Flicky;29967333]We all know that the world ISN'T going to end today, but if it was to, what would you do?
inb4 FUCK EVERYTHING[/QUOTE]
find out where you live and slap the stupid out of your face
wurld is not ovre
[editline]21st May 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=dass;29971149]Grab my bike
Go to girl's house
Ram her door down with everything I got, including my bike
Go in
Fight her step-dad in a "bear like" fight for fucking up his door
Bow down to her mother for her off-spring
Squeeze boobs and ass of her sister
Grab the intended girl (older sister)
Tell her I'd destroy the world for her
Kiss her
Fuck her violently like there was no tomorrow until my dick bleeds and she goes retarded with a huge orgasm
Do a heart stroking sandwich with butter, cheese and 3 different types of ham and salami
If only I was at home, I could do the sandwich...
I would also fuck her in every chair or spot that could be used like a counter or against a wall, supporting her ass with my hands while she grips herself to me with her legs.
I believe I have the power to do such a feat, but such an episode still feels far from my reach...
One can dream...[/QUOTE]
had a boner reading this
"Armageddon? Pfft, I've been through worse."
And then I'd get back to what I was doing.
Is it safe to come out of the bunker yet?
[QUOTE=Blue Meanie;29972024]wurld is not ovre
[editline]21st May 2011[/editline]
had a boner reading this[/QUOTE]
Yeah... The sandwich is really great!
Browse Facepunch.
call girl
ask for apocalypse sex
take 3 acid tabs
smoke 5 bowls
have apocalypse sex
Sing something.
Hug my family.
[QUOTE=LunchboxOfDoom;29969875]Assemble the band, play the Horbury rendition of Nearer My God to Thee, ????, PROFIT!
Then die.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj-1b1Yvep8[/media][/QUOTE]
fuck that, bethany is where it's at
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHsx1cvACkY[/media]
go underground and hang out with diglett for the rest of my life
Go to McDonalds and have sex with a McFish
Well I have a few options here, I mean if I'm gonna die I'm going out with a bang
-Grab nearest weapon and charge Washington DC to vent my frustration with the government in an extreme way
-Get a ticket to Disney World and ride Space Mountain until I puke
-Fly to H&K's factory and hijack an MSG-90 (holding it alone would make me so ecstatic I'd drop dead on the spot)
-Spend some time with my girlfriend, probably the option I'd like most of all
Learn you some grammar boy.
Have a cup of coffee, stand on my mountain, and watch the world burn.
I feel like some coffee right now, in fact.
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