• Disturbing dream
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In my dream I was David Mitchell and I sexually assaulted a woman in an office. Yes that's right. I didn't put my peepee in but I remember pinning her down while fondling her boobies. I now feel really bad even though it was a dream and I am not actually David Mitchell, and neither do I work in an office. After that bit (i'm still David Mitchell) I sprayed my boss in the face with Right-Guard (I specifically remember this) anti-perspirant because he wouldn't give my friend a job at the office. Later on I met my boss again at a restaurant and got into an argument with him but for some reason I was now Adam Sandler. I also remember getting chased by velociraptors through a castle and then went to an outdoor rave at said castle earlier on in my dream but those bits are irrelevant. So am I bad person for dreaming this? I've never done such a terrible thing in a dream before. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Not a fast thread. get a blog" - Orkel))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=obdob;43910202]I didn't put my peepee in but I remember pinning her down while fondling her boobies.[/QUOTE] That's hot.
[QUOTE=obdob;43910202]but for some reason I was now Adam Sandler.[/QUOTE] I'm so sorry, I wouldn't wish this experience on anyone
Yep, you're officially a rapist now.
I've had some jacked up dreams. Trust me, the shocking ones occur when you're sick.
yeah you're a bad person, you dreamed you were adam sandler, there's no way around it
i've had far weirder dreams FAR weirder
Any dream involving Adam Sandler not having terminal bone cancer is pretty much the worst dream.
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