after i pee, some of it drips down my penis head a bit when i stop, so i usually have to wipe it up. does this happen to you guys or does the urine not roll down your penis?
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You must be doing something wierd if you're getting piss on your dick.
You're supposed to give your tally-whacker a light shake after you finish taking a leak
Just remember, more than three shakes and it's playing with yourself!
[QUOTE=Joefrert;41679158]Just remember, more than three shakes and it's playing with yourself![/QUOTE]
The far more effective method of squeezing everything out is a lot more controversial
Most men shake it.
Milk it like an udder. Much more effective!
[QUOTE=Splash Attack;41679212]Milk it like an udder. Much more effective![/QUOTE]
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even better
Oh god no, bad thoughts, bad thoughts!
Didn't Garry lecture us upon his insights on this matter?
just shake off that last droplet
like ashing a cig
I thrust because I don't like touching my dick. When I unzip I just let it flop anywhere and let it piss left,right, up, down wherever it wants to go. I'm 33 and I have severe depression and anxiety. I was always the middle child, and I never asked the girl I liked to the prom. This is probably the reason for my unusual drippings.
[url=http://garry.tv/2013/05/25/piss-shake/]We already know the answer to this.[/url]
my vagina releases a cosmic burst of sun-energy before my penis detaches from my ovaries and pokes out, leaving only one drip before the toilet is entirely decimated
I don't pee
[snip for [I]no reason at all[/I]
i wipe my dick on the bathroom wall
whenever i pee, when i get to the end of the stream, i have to kinda flex my penis to get some short streams out. is this normal
[QUOTE=Jivel1;41680090]Didn't Garry lecture us upon his insights on this matter?[/QUOTE]
I, too, use the Garry method of pretty much squeezing the piss out in a jerking motion
finish it with a jerk off.
I pour water on (we usually have a built-in water hose in our bathroom) and then use a tissue to dry it.
I wipe my penis most of the time. Sometimes I even wash it after urinating.
[QUOTE=SilverDragon619;41683612]I wipe my penis most of the time. Sometimes I even wash it after urinating.[/QUOTE]
the fuck do you tie your foreskin shut while youre pissing or something
Only if I sit down (i only sit down in the mornings or when i have to take a shit at the same time)
[QUOTE=Noss;41683670]the fuck do you tie your foreskin shut while youre pissing or something[/QUOTE]
When I finish pissing, there's still piss stuck on the tip, so I wipe that off.
I just wipe, shaking just sprays little droplets all over your pants
Pissing takes way too long now, most of the time my dick decides that it is a shotgun and will spray piss fucking EVERYWHERE even when I'm aimed up and ready to bullseye
I remember being a kid and being such a goddamn beast at peeing, I could stand really far away, get it all in the toilet, walk up, slam the toilet shut and continue on, no wiping or cleaning just pure skill
I don't like my dick anymore, I'm going to go get a new one tomorrow
guys, clench your asshole a little bit (hence why when you need to piss and poo it's hard to to one or the other) and the piss should come out pretty effectively without needing to shake or milk or wipe or w/e.
I never have to wipe it, just when i finish pissing i just put on my pants and i go on with my life.
[QUOTE=Tiitaniume;41685609]I never have to wipe it, just when i finish pissing i just put on my pants and i go on with my life.[/QUOTE]
Prolly because you don't have foreskin.
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