So I had this small gathering at my home tonight and it involved booze. Two of the people there were close friends, while two others were people I never met before, but went to my high school. One was a girl, and one was some guy claiming to be an extra-terrestrial who arrived here on a 12 mile long space ship known as the "Star of Bethlehem" which is sorta kinda unrelated, but at the same time related to the Northern Star. He apparently arrived a long while ago, since he claimed to personally know Jesus (who he says is still alive and on some space ship some where).
After about 8 shots of vodka, I became drunk off my ass, and so did this chick. We started discretely feeling each other up when no one was looking, and when everyone was about to go to sleep, we went to my room where she took her shirt off and we started making out.
All of a sudden, someone was knocking on my door. I figured it was this guy. The girl quickly put her shirt on and went into my bathroom and closed the door. I opened my door and stepped out of my room. The guy was there and said he was about to leave.
The girl, who knew this guy for over 8 years (and were both homeless at one point, and lived in the woods together for a while), wanted to walk home with him, because they were incredibly close.
So I am sitting here, still kind of buzzed off my ass, horny as fuck because of this chick who I was making out with and about to fuck, and all of a sudden it was all taken away.
By the way, did I mention she was a lesbian?
Also no pics because I just met her and don't have any. She's about average. Normally I don't hook up with average chicks, but I made an exception because she's a lesbian and I've always wanted to hook up with one.
Challenge him to a duel, he stole your ho.
You [almost] fucked a homeless chick that lived in the woods with some "alien".
What the fuck man?
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By the way, did I mention she was a lesbian?
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Clearly, she's not.
If she was a lesbian
Then why would you think she wanted you
You must go on an alien hunt
I have no idea why she wanted to hook up with me if she was a lesbian. I was just told she was by my roommate who also knew her. This is the second "lesbian" that wanted to hook up with me. Kinda cool actually that I can even get lesbians.
You trying to bump lesbos off the street/woods?
you're scraping the can
hooked up with a homeless chick, got cockblocked by an alien
what the sweet flying fuck.
[QUOTE=Craptasket;27345227]You trying to bump lesbos off the street/woods?
you're scraping the can[/QUOTE]
Nah, she used to be homeless. She's back home now. Even if she was homeless, she was clean and smelled good (like vanilla).
Deal with i- Wait, aliens?
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Story seems like alot of shit bro.
[QUOTE=Master117;27345242]Nah, she used to be homeless. She's back home now. Even if she was homeless, she was clean and smelled good (like vanilla).[/QUOTE]
Ok then, go get some
[QUOTE=Master117;27345223]I have no idea why she wanted to hook up with me if she was a lesbian. I was just told she was by my roommate who also knew her. This is the second "lesbian" that wanted to hook up with me. Kinda cool actually that I can even get lesbians.[/QUOTE]
they just see you as a woman I guess.
There are so many things wrong with this thread.
[QUOTE=Arc Nova;27345248]they just see you as a woman I guess.[/QUOTE]
At least I'm getting pussy.
[QUOTE=Master117;27345258]Well, as long as I get pussy, they can see me as whatever they want.[/QUOTE]
Yeah~ MAN!
A hole is a hole, RIGHT!? *_*
[QUOTE=Master117;27345223]I have no idea why she wanted to hook up with me if she was a lesbian. I was just told she was by my roommate who also knew her. This is the second "lesbian" that wanted to hook up with me. Kinda cool actually that I can even get lesbians.[/QUOTE]
Maybe you look like a woman.
[QUOTE=Craptasket;27345262]Yeah~ MAN!
A hole is a hole, RIGHT!? *_*[/QUOTE]
As long as it's on a semi-attractive female, then exactly.
Dammit, I'm still horny as fuck. I wish this girl was still here. Fucking aliens.
[QUOTE=Craptasket;27345262]Yeah~ MAN!
A hole is a hole, RIGHT!? *_*[/QUOTE]
Not when it lives in the forest, claims to be a lesbian, and the companion knows jesus, came from a starship. Quit advocating this guys fucked up life.
[QUOTE=Master117;27345258]At least I'm getting pussy.[/QUOTE]
I am too, only difference is it's not with a homeless person and no aliens are involved
lmao
[QUOTE=Master117;27345283]As long as it's on a semi-attractive female, then exactly.
Dammit, I'm still horny as fuck. I wish this girl was still here. Fucking aliens.
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DEY TOOK MY PUSSY[/QUOTE]
If i didn't know better you're PUI
[QUOTE=Master117;27345258]At least I'm getting pussy.[/QUOTE]
no you didnt you just made a ridiculous thread stating that you didnt
Tell the police, I'm sure they can help you.
[QUOTE=Wayword;27345292]lmao[/QUOTE]
Congrats on Teh Worst Fuckin Post ever
[QUOTE=Master117;27345258]At least I'm getting pussy.[/QUOTE]
But you didn't, you got cock blocked...by an Alien...you suck bro.
[QUOTE=Nathax;27345301]Congrats on Teh Worst Fuckin Post ever[/QUOTE]
ty for my 10k post nathaz now get back in ccof i need to chat up a storm wit ya
[QUOTE=Craptasket;27345297]If i didn't know better you're PUI[/QUOTE]
Not really. I'm sober now. Just horny as fuck and being dumb because it's late (3:27am).
If I was PUI, my posts would be full of typos and syntax errors.
[QUOTE=Nathax;27345301]Congrats on Teh Worst Fuckin Post ever[/QUOTE]
its u
[QUOTE=Craptasket;27345297]If i didn't know better you're PUI[/QUOTE]
If I didn't know better, I would fuck a homeless chick and post under the influence on this same board.
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