• How 3 friends out for defecation on railway tracks averted major accident
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[URL="http://indiatoday.intoday.in/story/west-bengal-birbhum-open-defecatoin-railways/1/847723.html"]http://indiatoday.intoday.in/story/west-bengal-birbhum-open-defecatoin-railways/1/847723.html[/URL] [QUOTE]Open defecation is bad for individuals' and society's health. It has been responsible for spread of several diseases and in many cases, crimes against women. But, in a rare case, open defecation helped aThe driver stopped the train well before the danger zone on the track and called the railways authorities, who then fixed the rail line. vert a major train accident in Birbhum district of West Bengal, where three friends possibly saved many lives. It happened in Bolapur area under Bihrbhum district, where Vishnu Tori and his friends had gone out to relieve themselves early in the morning. The three men noticed a 1.5-inches crack in the rail line between Bolpur and Prantik stations. After noticing the broken rail line, the three youths made sure that no train passed through that stretch until repaired. They rushed back home to bring red towel and any other red piece of cloth so that they could signal the approaching train to stop before reaching the point of danger. As it happened, a train running on those tracks headed towards them. It was time for them to act. They waved their towel and other clothes, whose red colour caught attention of the driver. The driver stopped the train well before the danger zone on the track and called the railways authorities, who then fixed the rail line. [/QUOTE]
Ha, what a nice little story.
Shitty situation avoided with a golden ending.
Poo in loo, or save choo-choo?
[I]designated shitting heroes[/I]
Aren't trains able to stay railed even with large sections of track missing? Unless it was a turn, I don't think it would have mattered much
I expected them to shit on the crack and seal it temporarily.
[QUOTE=GhillieBacca;51616054]I expected them to shit on the crack and seal it temporarily.[/QUOTE] What the hell do you eat?
[QUOTE=Water-Marine;51616070]What the hell do you eat?[/QUOTE] Fiber.
[QUOTE=Water-Marine;51616070]What the hell do you eat?[/QUOTE] Iron rich diet.
[quote] Open defecation is bad for individuals' and society's health. It has been responsible for spread of several diseases and in many cases, crimes against women.[/quote] ???
[QUOTE=Cyke Lon bee;51616122]???[/QUOTE] I skimmed over that the first time I read it, what the fuck
[QUOTE=Cyke Lon bee;51616122]???[/QUOTE] I want to say it's an R. Kelly joke
[QUOTE=Cyke Lon bee;51616122]???[/QUOTE] It's because of rapes in India because of women going out to shit in fields in the middle of the night, making them a target. [editline]3rd January 2017[/editline] [img]http://i.imgur.com/igy3Mf7.jpg[/img] india poo in loo meme shitposting is truly something to behold.
Well, as stupid and low-effort as that shitposting was, here's a comical letter that's framed and put up at the Railway museum here in Delhi. It was written by someone who complained about the lack of onboard loos on trains which resulted in him missing his train. [IMG]https://treebeard31.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/okhil.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Cuon Alpinus;51616041]Aren't trains able to stay railed even with large sections of track missing? Unless it was a turn, I don't think it would have mattered much[/QUOTE] I would say so as well, after having seen this video: [video=youtube;D-8gV4DJZUw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-8gV4DJZUw[/video] But I'm not sure if this still applies to modern trains.
[QUOTE=Cuon Alpinus;51616041]Aren't trains able to stay railed even with large sections of track missing? Unless it was a turn, I don't think it would have mattered much[/QUOTE] Trains REALLY don't want to come off their rails, as it turns out. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fAnkYRw8Bk[/media]
I jokingly thought to myself before opening this thread "must have been in India".
I'm pretty sure I remember reading a debunking post about those trains once. If I find it again I'll post it.
Even if it wouldn't derail the trains in its' current state, more weight, wear and pressure as the tracks continued to be used would rather obviously worsen the damage, eventually to the point where it would cause accidents.
[QUOTE=GhillieBacca;51616054]I expected them to shit on the crack and seal it temporarily.[/QUOTE] I expected them to either shit on the tracks and create a wall to stop the train, or somehow make a TPP situation and derail the train.
[QUOTE=GhillieBacca;51616054]I expected them to shit on the crack and seal it temporarily.[/QUOTE] Same, actually. Though thatd be quite the diet.
[QUOTE=GhillieBacca;51616054]I expected them to shit on the crack and seal it temporarily.[/QUOTE] that'd have to be a level beyond even rock hard
designated shitting rails
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