Euphoric robber not taken seriously by pharmacist and customers
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[quote]The trilby - a hat synonymous with celebrities Bruno Mars and Justin Timberlake - is risky enough as a fashion statement.
But now the headpiece has foiled an armed robbery, after a trilby-wearing gunman gave up on his heist when staff refused to take him seriously.
The botched robbery began when the man entered a Seville, Spain, pharmacy shortly before closing time.
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[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2823488/Maybe-hat-Trilby-wearing-gunman-gives-trying-rob-Spanish-pharmacist-staff-refuse-seriously.html[/url]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAivPMQVsrI[/media]
He's a disgrace to reddit I hope he gets shadow banned
It's hard to take anyone who wears those hats seriously
This is what went through my head before I read anything:
"Get out of here you neckbeard scum, you're not getting any money."
"CAN YOU MOVE IT ALONG, I AM IN A HURRY."
Looking around nervously, the bandit finally lowers his head in shame.
"I am sorry, m'lady," he mumbles as he tips his hat and shuffles away.
A guy came into my store today wearing a black trench coat and a big black cowboy hat. He was a total fucking douchenozzle too, completely ignoring me.
Do people like him and the guy in the video actually think they look good or intimidating? Surely they know they look like giant toolboxes.
#friendzoned
I love how the clerk bats the gun to the side like it's just a mild annoyance.
[quote]Customer Bianca Sierra Lozano, 34, said: 'I was vaguely aware of the man at the counter but wasn't the slightest bit interested in what he wanted.'[/quote]
I can't believe this isn't an Onion article.
[QUOTE=JumpinJackFlash;46576436]This is what went through my head before I read anything:
"Get out of here you neckbeard scum, you're not getting any money."
"CAN YOU MOVE IT ALONG, I AM IN A HURRY."
Looking around nervously, the bandit finally lowers his head in shame.
"I am sorry, m'lady," he mumbles as he tips his hat and shuffles away.[/QUOTE]
Pharmacist: Get the fuck out of here!
Euphoric Robber: Y-you too...
[QUOTE=Tmaxx;46576442]A guy came into my store today wearing a black trench coat and a big black cowboy hat. He was a total fucking douchenozzle too, completely ignoring me.
Do people like him and the guy in the video actually think they look good or intimidating? [B]Surely they know they look like giant toolboxes.[/B][/QUOTE]
I never understood what this was supposed to mean. It really just sounds like you're saying they're useful in a variety of situations :v:
he was too pussy to even fire a warning shot? lol
[QUOTE=paul simon;46576703]I never understood what this was supposed to mean. It really just sounds like you're saying they're useful in a variety of situations :v:[/QUOTE]
He's an empty toolbox.
Fucking useless unless you have tools
[QUOTE=gk99;46576885]He's an empty toolbox.
Fucking useless unless you have tools[/QUOTE]Really great for beating scientists and cargo technicians to death though, so you can get a hold of their valuable ID cards.
Oh, and shoes. So you can also steal their shoes.
"I'm going to shoot you!"
*slap* "NO!"
"O-ok"
Maybe if he just didn't forge to wear his realistic MLP-tail.
when i saw that jacket i lost it
[QUOTE=paul simon;46576703]I never understood what this was supposed to mean. It really just sounds like you're saying they're useful in a variety of situations :v:[/QUOTE]
If you're asking what "being a tool" means, it's just basically saying you're an idiot or a fool, only good for being exploited by others. Like an actual tool, a person whose "a tool" has no unique purpose for their existence - their only meaning in life is to be used by others towards their own means.
So in this context, to say that people that dress in black trenchcoats and cowboy hats are tools is to say they look like idiots who try to look cool and impress others - their "use" is to try to act cool and in the process serve as entertainment for others and be laughed at.
The gun probably wasn't even real. This is fucking hilarious
>walk into pharmacy
>tip trilby, reveal gun
>palms sweaty
>spaghetti falls out of gun holster
>"get out of the store, don't come back"
>y-you too
>leave
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This is golden in every single way, pretty much the definition of being 'beta as fuck'.
[QUOTE=scurr;46578648]This is golden in every single way, pretty much the definition of being 'beta as fuck'.[/QUOTE]
Can't even mastermind a robbery. Henchman as fuck.
[QUOTE=gk99;46576885]He's an empty toolbox.
Fucking useless unless you have tools[/QUOTE]
If you have the proper know-how even an empty toolbox can proove useful. I had a buddy who built a furnance out of one.
I didn't even know it was possible to be this beta as a gunman.
This man made history.
Clearly he wasn't brave enough, so Sagan did not come to his aid.
What did he expect? He doesn't even have his trenchcoat or fingerless gloves.
I wonder how many robbers would loose face if not taken seriously by the clerks/customers, because in most cases people sticking up liquor stores and gas stations don't want/have the emotional capacity to actually shoot someone.
[editline]28th November 2014[/editline]
like that dude just kinda swatted the gun away like it was nothing when the robber shoved it in his face.
I wonder how many robbers would just turn around and leave if the clerk yelled "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE" as soon as they walked in.
i got a funny feeling they knew the gun was fake. I don't care if a 300 pound brony pointed a gun at me, how the fuck am I supposed to know if he's nuts enough to shoot me or is ballsy enough too? (that's considering if I knew the gun was real)
the clerk probably saw the inner barrel on that gun and was like 'yo dude, your rinkydink abs springer is cool and all, but I got a full-steel KJW, so fuck off if you aren't gonna take yourself seriously'
[QUOTE=Recurracy;46591890]the clerk probably saw the inner barrel on that gun and was like 'yo dude, your rinkydink abs springer is cool and all, but I got a full-steel KJW, so fuck off if you aren't gonna take yourself seriously'[/QUOTE]
except this wasn't in the US, so the clerk probably wasn't armed with a gun
[QUOTE=Episode;46591862]i got a funny feeling they knew the gun was fake. I don't care if a 300 pound brony pointed a gun at me, how the fuck am I supposed to know if he's nuts enough to shoot me or is ballsy enough too? (that's considering if I knew the gun was real)[/QUOTE]
Maybe they knew the guy. Maybe he walks in every other month wearing something different and with a different weapon, and they're like 'hey that's you again, sporting a gun this time'.
Maybe in a couple of months we'll see a headline "military enthusiast rams a pharmacy with a tank; is laughed at and dismissed by the staff'
reminds me of this
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vyqTWI7.png[/IMG]
That's not very gentlemanny of him.
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