• Blood. from my ass.
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Ookay, i just came from the bathroom, taking a crap. I have been having some hard shit recently, but... this is too much. Now when i squeesed that crap out, in little pain, when i wiped, i noticed there was no crap on that paper. only blood. I have REALLY FAST metabolism, and when i mean really fast i mean [B]REALLY FUCKING FAST[/B]. I eat lots of unhealthy food, pizzas, ice-cream, salty chips etc, and lots of food too. but i never get fat. in fact, im almost underweight. i dont move much. im a nerd D: [B]I TAKE CRAP LIKE EVERY 2-4TH DAY.[/B] Now, facepunch, i have paper in my pants right now, to stop the bleeding. Should i go see a doctor? no, im not gonna post pics. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Facepunch is not a hospital" - Jaanus))[/highlight]
You should post pictures first, so we can determine the cause. There's no better doctor then Dr. Facepunch.
Stick a knife up there to stop the bleeding.
E. coli?
Almost certain it's an Anal Fissure. Look it up. It's easily treated but often comes back.
Sorry for being so rough with you last night. <3
It's happened to me before, you might have Hemorrhoids. You should get it checked out by a real doctor.
There's a disease that makes you shit out your own intestines, don't remember what it's called. You might have it, though. Or, you know, hemorrhoids.
[QUOTE=Fussy!;23562846]Sorry for being so rough with you last night. <3[/QUOTE] its okay <3
I get this all the time when I take a massive dump. Nothing to worry about.
also, im kinda sure its anal fissure.
what the fuck is wrong with you
[QUOTE=Str4fe;23562732]Ookay, i just came from the bathroom, taking a crap. I have been having some hard shit recently, but... this is too much. Now when i squeesed that crap out, in little pain, when i wiped, i noticed there was no crap on that paper. only blood. I have REALLY FAST metabolism, and when i mean really fast i mean [B]REALLY FUCKING FAST[/B]. I eat lots of unhealthy food, pizzas, ice-cream, salty chips etc, and lots of food too. but i never get fat. in fact, im almost underweight. i dont move much. im a nerd D: [B]I TAKE CRAP LIKE EVERY 2-4TH DAY.[/B] Now, facepunch, i have paper in my pants right now, to stop the bleeding. Should i go see a doctor? no, im not gonna post pics.[/QUOTE] Contact a doctor [B]NOW[/B]. you have an internal bleeding which can lead to [highlight]DEATH!!!![/highlight]
Just because you aren't fat it doesn't mean that junk shit isn't raping your body.
Why don't you clean your ass with running water next time, instead of toilet paper. I think you're bleeding because your ass walls are too dry, and when you tried to shit, it contracted too much and thus. blood.
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That time of the month? Oh wait... *facepalm* But go see a doctor about it, doctor Facepunch contradicts itself to much.
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I used to eat unhealthy like you and i was scared to go to the toilet some times ): so just eat healthy
Haha, str4fe you're not the only one with a fast metabolism :D I've never had bloody shits tho, the main problem has been that i can't sleep. Too much energy. And the second being that i start sweating REALLY asily. I produce a fuckton of heat. Which is why i go out with a t-shirt on -15 celsius.
Prolapse coming up.
Why. The. Fuck. Did I open this thread :(
Stop eating chipotle.
If you eat a lot of shit and have a fast metabolism you should be going for craps every day, you probably ripped your asshole because you've been holding in shits for 2-3 days
Actually, you might still go for shits for about 2-3 days if you dispose of the waste by pissing and sweating. Taking dumps isn't the only way to dispose waste.
words cannot describe how much i feel assraped right now.
Oh, seems like you have brown love for gold members eh? Good riddance.
[QUOTE=Sabrina;23563420]Actually, you might still go for shits for about 2-3 days if you dispose of the waste by pissing and sweating. Taking dumps isn't the only way to dispose waste.[/QUOTE] You can't really piss out a burger
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