off-color, otherwise awful jokes that you probably wouldn't make in public unless you're a total bastard
-so a woman with breast cancer walks into a bar and says "okay guys, there's something i need to get off my chest".
"Your mom is so x that she y"
Those jokes are awful.
Heard this in class:
What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car?
My car can hit 50.
I know far to many dead baby jokes than I should.
The ideal amount would be "zero".
How many babies does it take to paint a barn?
[sp]Depends on how hard you throw 'em.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Ban Camp;34952686]"Your mom is so x that she y"
Those jokes are awful.[/QUOTE]
uh, "distasteful" =/= "fucking stupid"
What do you call a black guy surrounded by a bunch of white guys?
Suspect.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by a bunch of black guys?
Warden.
What's worse than ten dead babies in a bucket?
One dead baby in ten buckets.
What's worse than five dead babies in a bin?
Ten dead babies in a bin.
What's worse than ten dead babies in a bin?
One baby at the bottom is still alive.
What's worse than one live baby stuck underneath nine dead babies in a bin?
It's eating its way out.
What's worse than one live baby eating its way out from under nine dead babies in a bin?
It goes back for seconds.
What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? About 10 inches.
What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? A job.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a white guy? A job at McDonalds.
How do you hide money from a Mexican?
Hide it in a bar of soap
Womens Rights.
iceytea
What's the difference between a Black guy and a watermelon....
[sp]The watermelon isn't a slave![/sp]
[QUOTE=BlankSlate;34953583]iceytea[/QUOTE]
yeah?
What's black on top and white on bottom?
[sp]rape.[/sp]
why do women have babies?
[sp]because it hurts and they deserve it[/sp]
This woman with no arms or legs is laying on the beach, and sees a man. She says, "I've never been hugged."
He hugs her
She sees another man, and says, "I've never been kissed."
He kisses her
She sees another man, and says, "I've never been fucked."
He throws her in the water, "Now you're fucked."
What did the blind, deaf, mute paraplegic kid get for christmas?
[sp]Cancer[/sp]
Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
[sp]You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline[/sp]
what is a hacked apart turk in a garbagesack?
misuse of space!
two would have fitted in it!
[QUOTE=fudge blood;34955192]What's black on top and white on bottom?
[sp]rape.[/sp][/QUOTE]
what's white on top and black on bottom?
[sp]society[/sp]
What does a polish guy do on a icefield?
Break in.
How to tell if black man recently had sex?
[sp] His eyes are still red from the pepper spray. [/sp]
Why do you kick the machine that does not work?
[sp] It has worked with slaves! [/sp]
Ordinary black man has 5 white things. Which are white of the eye, palms, teeth, fingernails and
[sp] his owner. [/sp]
What do you call a man without left eye, left hand, left leg, and left ear?
[sp] All right. [/sp]
What do you call a women with one leg?
[sp]Eileen[/sp]
What do you call a cow with no legs?
[sp]Ground beef[/sp]
What do you call a cow that's missing its right legs.
[sp]Lean beef[/sp]
What do 9 out of 10 people agree on?
[sp]Gang Rape.[/sp]
[QUOTE=LarparNar;34964202]
What do you call a cow that's missing its right legs.
[sp]Lean beef[/sp][/QUOTE]
I thought the joke was
What do you call a cow that's missing its right legs?
[sp]A woman's rights activist[/sp]
Also:
What the difference between a woman's rights activist and a sumo wrestler?
[sp]Sumo Wrestlers shave their legs[/sp]
Why are the steering wheels in black people's cars so small?
[sp]So they can drive with handcuffs[/sp]
Dark humour isn't everybody's cup of liquified dead baby.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only Juan.
What do you call a shed full of black men?
Antique farm equipment
What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead black man on the road?
[sp]There are break marks infront of the dog[/sp]
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