• A kid with issues
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So I just got back from long walk with my dog, a beagle puppy X), and just when I got outside there's a six year old kid yelling stuff at me like "dickhead", "mother fucker", "suck my moms dick (??)" and "asshole". And I just stand there and smile because I found it funny somehow. And when I get back, HE'S STILL THERE! And then he yells the same things to me. BUT this time he's not alone. He brought his "little crew" with him and they all are encouraging him to start a fight. And I just stand there smiling at him for a bit and suddenly.....He starts with "your mom" jokes and he starts offencing my dog calling it a piece of shit. After standing there for a couple of minutes thinking about how I should kill him I walk back inside to create this thread. So FACEPUNCHERS, could you enlighten me about what kind of issues that little bitch had? [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Blog" - Benji))[/highlight]
Overprotective, 'Our child can do nothing wrong' parents probably.
He is an ordinary 6 year old boy.
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water balloons. With rocks.
Sounds like he got beef with you, the only way to resolve this is to let him regain his honor.
Beat the shit outta him. He sounds like a pussy.
beat him up in front of his crew.
[QUOTE=Kymandu;21466412]Beat the shit outta him. He sounds like a pussy.[/QUOTE] But pussy goes squish squish squirt.
His mother has a dick. Doesn't that tell something already?
6 years old? Pull his pampers on his head.
Take a videotape of him and send it to :foxnews:
[QUOTE=esalaka;21466454]His mother has a dick. Doesn't that tell something already?[/QUOTE] Sounds fucking dicky.
[QUOTE=God dammit;21466350]"suck my moms dick" [/QUOTE] [img]http://www.southparkstudios.com/img/content/season2/202.jpg[/img] too bad we've got some updates about that
[QUOTE=Revolutionary;21466426]beat him up in front of his crew.[/QUOTE] This.
You should've lift him up and yelled him in the face.
[QUOTE=n00bman;21466829]You should've lift him up and yelled him in the face.[/QUOTE] Say somthing about like: I like your mom becose she have a dick.
Ignore, or beat him the shit out so he never annoys anyone else
Godamn kids this generation, the parents decide not to raise them and the kids do anything.
[QUOTE=Broryt;21466859]Ignore, or beat him the shit out so he never annoys anyone else[/QUOTE] Or make shit on his face.
That's not very nice of him, he needs to learn some manners. :sigh:
perhaps hes jealous of you. you're older, bigger, and obviously more mature. sometimes when a child is jealous of someone else, they'll be mean, rude, nonobedient, etc. i think you did the right thing to just walk away. if you were to start beating the poor bastard, you prolly would have just made a fool out of yourself. its a 6 year old for christs sake.
[QUOTE=Hoboharry;21466922]That's not very nice of him, he needs to learn some manners. :sigh:[/QUOTE] Parents need to [b]teach[/b] some manners.
Tourettes?
Skin him alive.
[QUOTE=SamRinny;21466980]Skin him alive.[/QUOTE] This too.
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