This thread is about someone I've known for about three years on the internet. Zoey A.K.A. [url=http://www.facepunch.com/member.php?u=176618]Wizey![/url] [url=http://steamcommunity.com/id/zoey_RS](Steam profile)[/url]
Wizey is not who he says he is. Wizey tells everyone (since about a year ago) that he is in fact a girl. And since he started saying he's a girl, he has had three internet relationships of which one is still going!
Why do I care and make a thread about it? Two reasons, I'm butthurt and a tiny bit altruistic, but mostly butthurt.
Here is a short version of what happened, I tried to keep it as short as possible for you guys.
[highlight]Background information[/highlight]
April/may last year, I was having a not so good internet relationship with Camilla. I had known Wizey for 2 years (maybe even longer). Until then, Wizey was a guy, he had a British accent, he said he lived in Middlesborough England and he liked to script Lua and make CFG's. At that time it was mostly CFG's as he was beginning to learn Lua. I had helped him with several Lua scripts, I made him a health-regeneration script for the gamemode he was making.
I liked the guy, I could talk to him about various things, which we did all the time using the microphone. I even talked to his father once.
But then everything changed. Wizey said his sister Zoey was the one I spoke to all the time. The guy on the microphone was "Joe", her brother because Zoey was too shy to speak.
So Wizey said Zoey was the Lua scripter, and that she pretended to be a guy because she was too shy or something. Wizey also said Zoey had fallen in love with me since the first time I had talked through the microphone.
My relation with Camilla went really bad and I broke up with her. I started an internet relationship with Zoey because I was fucking naive.
[highlight]The bullshit stories[/highlight] started. I talked to Zoey a lot and Zoey said the following things to me [b]not just once, all the time[/b]. Read and laugh:
- She was born without muscles in Russia as a twin of Joe;
- Her muscles were replaced with mechanical shit, that's why her voice on the microphone sounded mechanical (it was actually a voice changer...)
- parts of her brain were mechanical
- All the mechanical shit gave made her stronger, she crushed someone's head [b]with her bare hands[/b]
- She was pyrotechnic (can ignite shit with her mind)
- She can control minds
- Her father tried to kill her and Joe, but Joe killed him in self-defence (years ago)
- She [b]died[/b] tons of times, but Joe had a medicine [b]to cure death[/b]. He injected it in her and then pumped it through her body with some pump
- Zoey and Joe together made [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFEXNKplqVU]"what's the world come to"[/url]
I believed all this shit for a long while because I was being stupid, amazingly naive and I liked Zoey a lot. But after a while I got sick of it, I looked up who made "what's the world come to". I found out it was really made by [url=http://www.last.fm/music/Zak+Belica]Zak Belica[/url].
I was talking to Joe on the Microphone and I asked him. He gave me all sorts of lies, he lied about it [b]for about an hour[/b], but eventually I got him to give that up. He finally said "it was a joke and I wanted to see how long you would believe it.". Yeah if that was a joke then why lie about it for an [b]hour[/b] when I find out?
Obviously I broke up with Zoey. Everything was bullshit.
[b]Now[/b] Zoey says: "My brother told him lies for [b]one day[/b] and now he thinks I'm a guy". But the opposite is true! All the lies were told to me from the beginning of my relationship with him! and even after!
After me, Zoey started having a relationship with Cross. I warned Cross that Zoey is a guy but he didn't believe me.
But eventually, he did. In December he wrote two messages on my steam profile saying I was right.
I talked to him, Zoey had said to him that she gets [b]drunk from milk[/b] and more lies like that. So the lies kept on going, but this time he made other lies.
I believe Zoey still has a relationship with some guy named [url=http://steamcommunity.com/id/gamersgear]"Washington"[/url] who of course does not believe me.
[highlight]What are my current problems with Zoey[/highlight]
1. I fucking hate it that he posts all sorts of shit in GD and everyone is like "good job girl!"
2. It's fucking disgusting
3. He has got tons of "friends" who if someone refers to Zoey with "he", whether it's on purpose or not, they are like [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=20058542&postcount=25]It's a girl, you imbicile[/url]. Also [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=20058850&postcount=26]this[/url], [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=19764204&postcount=8]this[/url], [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=19764805&postcount=11]this[/url] and [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=19795966&postcount=20]this[/url].
Cross confirmed this when I talked to him about Zoey.
[highlight]So everything short[/highlight]: Wizey/Zoey is a crossdresser and some of his friends attack you when you refer to him as "he" or say anything else Zoey doesn't like.
I found out Zoey was a guy by proving everything he said was a lie.
Zoey's defence is that "her brother" told me lies for [b]one day[/b] and now I think he's a guy. But that's obviously not true.
I call out to Zoey, these are my genuine reasons to believe you're a guy. What is your response? You've managaged to convince almost everyone in your friends list and even more people, but they don't know the truth. I've known you for [b]three[/b] years now and I'm telling you it's time to stop this bullshit.
He is the best troll ever. I must speak with him.
tl;dr
I read to [QUOTE=FPtje;22160682]This thread is about someone I've known[/quote] and stop.
Make a blog. :eng101:
What a coincidence, he's a bud of a bud of a bud who I dislike.
This actually happened 2 years ago.
Awesome, it moves to GD.
Prepare for the worst.
Finally
[QUOTE=Aedan1;22160702]He is the best troll ever. I must speak with him.
tl;dr
I read to and stop.
Make a blog. :eng101:[/QUOTE]
Read it, it's all worth it. :downs:
Did the op really believe ANY of those stories? lolol
[QUOTE=Oecleus;22160760]Did the op really believe ANY of those stories? lolol[/QUOTE]
yes
[QUOTE=FPtje;22160682]
Zoey had said to him that she gets [b]drunk from milk[/b] and more lies like that.[/QUOTE]
I wish I was mechanical and could get drunk from milk
Internet relationship?
"i'm touching myself, how about you love?"
...so you believed you were talking to a female cyborg all this time.
[QUOTE=YoMother;22160832]Someone move the GM thread to GD.[/QUOTE]
Please do this.
Also he still deserves a title for the other thread..
:downs:
[QUOTE=GunFox;22160859]...so you believed you were talking to a female cyborg all this time.[/QUOTE]
Yes I did and I was an idiot.
Woah! How old where you when you believed the stories?
Im pretty confused, he said he was a girl, but when you talked to each other using voice he had a guys voice because...im just going to stop typing now.
+ Joe cured death?! Fpjte, im not sure if you remember me but we use to propkill people in dark rp servers, please say your trollin again?
I did this once.
Broke a guy's life.
16, and I was kind of suspicious but I took it because I "loved" Zoey, but that's the same as believing it.
I know Zoey has read this thread. I made sure a link arrived to him.
How retarded do you have to be to believe that stuff???
This is why long distance internet relationships are incredibly risky (and somewhat stupid as well)
[QUOTE=Flaming Neko;22160919]I did this once.
Broke a guy's life.[/QUOTE]
Joe will just cure him, its k.
[QUOTE=lukepker;22160917]Im pretty confused, he said he was a girl, but when you talked to each other using voice he had a guys voice because...im just going to stop typing now.
+ Joe cured death?! Fpjte, im not sure if you remember me but we use to propkill people in dark rp servers, please say your trollin again?[/QUOTE]
He's not trolling, we had Camilla in on the other thread. :downs:
pahahah you fell in love with someone over the internet and believed the most stupid lies i have ever seen. Good job Op you fail at life.
Oh god
I can't stop laughing
Oh god
Internet relationship?
What is this, I don't even..
Oh god, you're a pretty shitty troll but a successful one.
This will become a shitstorm, thanks to you and Wizey for organizing this, I love these kinds of threads.
(Come on, you're a respectable, intelligent person. Most won't believe that you fell for this.)
Zoey was cyborg was Joe? At least Dan is still boobies. Dan wouldn't lie to us.
Oh god you posted it. Hahaha.
Good show mate!
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