Laurence Fishburne's daughter makes porn film to jump-start her acting career
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[quote=Article]Suggesting we’ve reached some sort of event horizon of fame-whoring, Laurence Fishburne’s 19-year-old daughter Montana has decided to release a porn film as the “important first step in my career,” hoping that the Vivid-produced, tantalizingly titled DVD Montana Fishburne (tagline “An A-List Daughter Makes Her XXX Debut”) will help her make a name for herself and eventually land her the many acting roles that apparently can’t be achieved with simple nepotism:
"I view making this movie as an important first step in my career," Montana said. "I've watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape by Vivid.
"I'm hoping the same magic will work for me. I'm impatient about getting well-known and having more opportunities and this seemed like a great way to get started on it."
So, "being Kim Kardashian": officially a career option for young girls now. Fishburne’s video will be released on Aug. 18, at which point presumably the offers will start rolling in.
BONUS: In this very NSFW video, Montana’s co-star and director “Brian Pumper” graphically sings the praises of her qualities as “a natural-born freak,” after which Montana talks a little about how her “at-home experience” with the cameras helped prepare her for her porn debut. Hey, happy birthday Laurence Fishburne![/quote]
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Niiiiiiice.
We need some images or streams of the video.
Oh, Morpheus, you poor guy... :(
[QUOTE]Fishburne[/QUOTE]
Lol.
:q::fh:
Source? I want to check out the NSFW bonus.
Awwww yeah. Pretty hot actually.
Source? :q:
I wish that blonde chick who played 7/9 in Voyager did the same.
:sigh: I'm such a nerd...
Well that's what you get for making such a shitty cameo in Predators.
Source added
[QUOTE=Vinze;23767696]I wish that blonde chick who played 7/9 in Voyager did the same.
:sigh: I'm such a nerd...[/QUOTE]
Mmmmmm scully you can read my documents anytime hooa
this is VERY relevant to my interest.
good find sir.
What a moron.
Fishburn
That girl is a true patriot right there
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what the shit in the picture on the top right she has no nipples
[QUOTE=BrickInHead;23768011]what the shit in the picture on the top right she has no nipples[/QUOTE]
I swore that was a dude when I first saw it, there's the quasi-abs (amplified by the weird shadow) and everything
[QUOTE=Vinze;23767696]I wish that blonde chick who played 7/9 in Voyager did the same.
:sigh: I'm such a nerd...[/QUOTE]
at least it's better than wishing to see kate mulgrew in a porno
[QUOTE=wonkadonk;23768122]at least it's better than wishing to see kate mulgrew in a porno[/QUOTE]
Neelix/Janeway would be terrifying. Seven/Kes though...
As for this, I'm not exactly impressed by her career decision, but that won't stop me from watching it.
Her face looks photoshopped ontop of those pictures in the background.
Everyone shut up and find some goddamn source material!
[QUOTE=Generic_Monk;23768203]Neelix/Janeway would be terrifying. Seven/Kes though...
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Yeah, let us all discuss the potential Star Trek porn, that'll alienate the mainstream society from Facepunch once and for all.
:q:
Slightly off topic but holy fuckin' god there are six threads in the news section with the 'stupid' post icon all next to each other
why oh why didn't morpheus's wife take the BIRTH CONTROL pill
[QUOTE=Vinze;23768688]Yeah, let us all discuss the potential Star Trek porn, that'll alienate the mainstream society from Facepunch once and for all.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl5vyS8oX00[/media]
How the fuck did we get onto this topic anyway?
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[QUOTE=Combine_dumb;23768818]why oh why didn't morpheus's wife take the BIRTH CONTROL pill[/QUOTE]
:iceburn:
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How the fuck did we get onto this topic anyway?
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Government conspiracy :tinfoil:.
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