• The Official Forums of China
    53 replies, posted
[url]http://forum.china.org.cn/viewthread.php?tid=8231&extra=[/url] Good Lord. (I am Chairman Mao) I wonder what response I'll get from that. The security check said I couldn't say anything bad about China or I would be subjugated to "Criminal Intention". I guess that was a typo on their part. It seems this site is heavily monitored and is not often used due to internet restrictions placed by the PRC. The threads are hilarious such as the one below. And the leader of Tibet? He is a problem of course... [url]http://forum.china.org.cn/viewthread.php?tid=3930&extra=page%3D1[/url] What to do with Tibet problem? West is pest. [QUOTE=ChineseMan]By: Jordan C. Fan, Prophet of Environment. While the DALAI has received unprecedented attentions by ignorant Westerners, his theology is really too ordinary to even sweep across Chinese minds. In our mysterious Far East, people like DALAI are everywhere and simply too numerous to be of any interest to anyone. This is true not just near the Himalayas but also in every town, village and house across China, India and Indochina. Although I am a Prophet or Grand Master of all clairvoyants, there are countless others with minor abilities to communicate with the spiritual world.[/QUOTE] Post fun things you find here and lets talk together to make benefit the glorious peoples republic.
I'm not surprised at all that this is coming from China.
west IS PEST
[url]http://forum.china.org.cn/viewthread.php?tid=2580&extra=page%3D1[/url] Freaky stuffs.
I lol'd 'Low profile plz' We don't want the westerners knowing our plans!
[QUOTE=Empty_Shadow;18813125]I lol'd 'Low profile plz' We don't want the westerners knowing our plans![/QUOTE] :v: Lol and it's a super moderator. [QUOTE="[url=http://forum.china.org.cn/viewthread.php?tid=2580&extra=page%3D1]Jordan C. Fan[/url]"]Furthermore, just what do a Blackman, Barack Obama, may allow to have anything to do with these three great Asian nations. It is simply ridicules for any Asian countries to even listen to or communicate with such Black man. In other word, Blackman never have any good or bad dealings with these three Asians in history, why now? To put it quite simply, White Americans have betrayed the trust of their Koreans and Japanese “allies” in putting a Black man as president for White American’s own convenience.[/quote]Lol racists.
China will grow Larger.
This is as freaky as the official forums of North Korea.
[QUOTE=angelangel;18813168]This is as freaky as the official forums of North Korea.[/QUOTE] What forum?
[QUOTE=Jacklus;18813161]China will grow Larger.[/QUOTE] [img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/cnc/images/d/d0/Generals_China_Command_Center.jpg[/img] [editline]04:51PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Idi Amin;18813171]What forum?[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.korea-dpr.com/forum/[/url]
[QUOTE=angelangel;18813184] [url]http://www.korea-dpr.com/forum/[/url][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=http://www.korea-dpr.com/forum/?page_id=63] Unauthorized attempts to upload information or change information on this service are strictly prohibited and may be punishable under national and international law, as well as local laws. We work with local law enforcing officials to hand over documentation to ensure that violators are prosecuted and convicted if they cause damage or attempts unauthorized access to, or denial of the services. [/QUOTE] :tinfoil: Place is creepy as fuck.
[QUOTE=angelangel;18813184] [url]http://www.korea-dpr.com/forum/[/url][/QUOTE] I came
Can i go there and insult china or would that be an act of war?
I think half the guys in that China & the world section are nut jobs.
post picture of goatse
I thought it was fourchan. Oh wait, its for Japan. [editline]02:08PM[/editline] Why these forums are English?
[QUOTE=-TRASE-;18814111]I thought it was fourchan. Oh wait, its for Japan. [editline]02:08PM[/editline] Why these forums are English?[/QUOTE] 4chan is generally for Americans and Europeans 2channel is Japanese get it right
Why is it in english though?
Because it's satire? Probably. Maybe. Hopefully. Or not?
[QUOTE=ijyt;18814207]Why is it in english though?[/QUOTE] You try typing with all those weird-ass symbols
[QUOTE=Ivebo;18814567]You try typing with all those weird-ass symbols[/QUOTE] Your point? It wasn't made for you, it was made as the /official/ forums of china :rolleye:
oh my god their avatars own [img]http://210.72.21.87/uc/en_uc_admin/avatar.php?uid=5558&size=middle[/img]
[QUOTE=cheesedelux;18814566]Because it's satire? Probably. Maybe. Hopefully. Or not?[/QUOTE] Maybe not, since it is linked to a news site and is a domain that China would grab. I'm still saying it is.
[QUOTE=ramblingoxen;18814577]oh my god their avatars own [img]http://210.72.21.87/uc/en_uc_admin/avatar.php?uid=5558&size=middle[/img][/QUOTE] I can see: -Batman -Mickey Mouse -Ninja Turtle -Jack Sparrow -Pikachu -Harry Potter -Superman -Smurf -Autobot (Optimus Prime I think) And there are a few I don't recognize.
[QUOTE=ijyt;18814207]Why is it in english though?[/QUOTE]Because a lot of people in China speak English, perhaps?
This is almost the same way Mao Zedong got to his opposers. First ask kindly to tell him what he's doing wrong and promise he won't hurt anybody. Next thing, he kills them all. :china:
[QUOTE=Fippe;18813124][url]http://forum.china.org.cn/viewthread.php?tid=2580&extra=page%3D1[/url] Freaky stuffs.[/QUOTE] [quote]PROPHET...................... RELIGION.......................... EMPIRE. (1) Moses....................... Judaism .............................Egyptian. (2) Alexander the Great.... Greek Myths.................... Persian. (3) Lord Buddha................. Buddhism....................... Greek Empire. (4) Jesus/St. Paul............ Byzantine Catholic............. Roman. (5) Mohammed.................... Islam.........................Byzantine Empire. (6) El Cid...................... Roman Catholic.............. Umayan (Muslim). (7) Martin Luther............... Protestant.................... Spanish Empire. (8) Zhu Yuan Zhang....... Zen Buddhism................. Mongolian (元朝). ...朱元璋.............................................................................. (9) Gandhi/Myself......Hinduism/Environment...........British Empire. (10) Myself......................... Environment...................... American.[/quote] wat
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;18813464]Can i go there and insult china or would that be an act of war?[/QUOTE] Dunno. Try it. [editline]01:12AM[/editline] [quote=forum.china.org.cn]Users shall not upload, post or otherwise make available on this site any material protected by copyright, trademark or other proprietary right without the express permission of the owner of the copyright, trademark or other proprietary right and the burden of determining that any material is not protected by copyright rests with the Users. Users shall be solely liable for any damage resulting from any infringement of copyrights, proprietary rights, or any other harm resulting from such a submission.[/quote] Since when did China respect copyrights
Hahahaha, this thread made my day. No offence to chineese people but, your goverment sucks...
Guys, I'm really sure this is satire. [editline]10:16AM[/editline] [QUOTE=ramblingoxen;18814577]oh my god their avatars own [img]http://210.72.21.87/uc/en_uc_admin/avatar.php?uid=5558&size=middle[/img][/QUOTE] I smell an Avatar Fad on Facepunch coming up.
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.