BREAKING: Putin under air strike during WWI memorial opening
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_3go4--cMk[/media]
That is all. Move along.
Funny, but bird shit falling on Putin literally isn't news nor a sensationalist headline...
I actually thought there was an airstrike by the title. :v:
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I'm waiting for people saying it's a CIA pigeon that shit on him.
[QUOTE=Matt2468rv;45582114]Funny, but bird shit falling on Putin literally isn't news nor a sensationalist headline...[/QUOTE]
"It's not news"
no.
[editline]4th August 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=MattSif;45582117]I'm waiting for people saying it's a CIA pigeon that shit on him.[/QUOTE]
It could have been Pigeon Bond, you never know.
Thats not shit, that's the new medal for Ukrainian separatists.
[QUOTE=Matt2468rv;45582114]Funny, but bird shit falling on Putin literally isn't news nor a sensationalist headline...[/QUOTE]
hey, if putin gets shat on, i want to know
Breaking : Plane carrying Pigeon-government members has crashed in Pidgeonia.
In other news, a massive grave with over 9.000 pidgeon bodies has been uncovered by a farmer.
[QUOTE=Pr0fane;45582158]Breaking : Plane carrying Pigeon-government members has crashed in Pidgeonia.
In other news, a massive grave with over 9.000 pidgeon bodies has been uncovered by a farmer.[/QUOTE]
RIP
[QUOTE=Pr0fane;45582158]Breaking : Plane carrying Pigeon-government members has crashed in Pidgeonia.
In other news, a massive grave with over 9.000 pidgeon bodies has been uncovered by a farmer.[/QUOTE]
The 9000 bodies have been confirmed pre World War victims of an unknown conflict by Russian authorities.
[editline]3rd August 2014[/editline]
In any case, Putin is so full of shit with those words coming out of his mouth, jesus christ.
The bird was never heard of since again.
[QUOTE=Megadave;45582127]Thats not shit, that's the new medal for Ukrainian separatists.[/QUOTE]
Whats the difference?
It's fake. There's a full version of this speech on RT and there's no poop. Like, at all. Nobody in the news ever said anything about this incindent. But of course everyone will believe this, because you know... it's Putin afterall. :ughh:
Edit: Here it is: [URL]http://www.1tv.ru/news/social/264432[/URL]
[QUOTE=Recco;45582653]It's fake. There's a full version of this speech on RT and there's no poop. Like, at all. Nobody in the news ever said anything about this incindent. But of course everyone will believe this, because you know... it's Putin afterall. :ughh:
Edit: Here it is: [URL]http://www.1tv.ru/news/social/264432[/URL][/QUOTE]
[video=youtube_share;YWdD206eSv0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWdD206eSv0[/video]
[QUOTE=Recco;45582653]It's fake. There's a full version of this speech on RT and there's no poop. Like, at all. Nobody in the news ever said anything about this incindent. But of course everyone will believe this, because you know... it's Putin afterall. :ughh:
Edit: Here it is: [URL]http://www.1tv.ru/news/social/264432[/URL][/QUOTE]
That make it quite a smear campaign.
Are those Kojima glasses I see?
[QUOTE=Recco;45582653]It's fake. There's a full version of this speech on RT and there's no poop. Like, at all. Nobody in the news ever said anything about this incindent. But of course everyone will believe this, because you know... it's Putin afterall. :ughh:
Edit: Here it is: [URL]http://www.1tv.ru/news/social/264432[/URL][/QUOTE]
Maybe there's no poop because it happens afterwards???
If it's fake then that's one well made poop CGI
Wow man I just realized that if the US goes to war with Russia, I will immediately go to the army recruiter.. I was seriously freaked out by the title, thanks OP.
Honestly, the news is fucked when the headline is about an international figure being shat on by a bird. Viva la Revolution
[QUOTE=shakey42;45582814]Honestly, the news is fucked when the headline is about an international figure being shat on by a bird. Viva la Revolution[/QUOTE]
Well it's Putin, so it's ok.
Also as far as I know, Russia's involvement in WWI wasn't alot to gloat about. Besides the failure of the Tsar Tank, and later Russia surrendering, only thing worth mentioning about that period of time was that it was in 1917 when the Tsardom died and Communist Russia was born, living on for pretty much 75% of the century.
[QUOTE=Ghost656;45582718]Maybe there's no poop because it happens afterwards???
If it's fake then that's one well made poop CGI[/QUOTE]
He does seem to react to it with a raising of the eyebrows, that might have been part of his speech though.
Just shit being shat on another pile of shit.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;45582859]Well it's Putin, so it's ok.
Also as far as I know, Russia's involvement in WWI wasn't alot to gloat about. Besides the failure of the Tsar Tank, and later Russia surrendering, only thing worth mentioning about that period of time was that it was in 1917 when the Tsardom died and Communist Russia was born, living on for pretty much 75% of the century.[/QUOTE]
Sure, lets not owe our existence to Russia because it's way nicer than confronting the truth.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;45582859]Well it's Putin, so it's ok.
Also as far as I know, Russia's involvement in WWI wasn't alot to gloat about. Besides the failure of the Tsar Tank, and later Russia surrendering, only thing worth mentioning about that period of time was that it was in 1917 when the Tsardom died and Communist Russia was born, living on for pretty much 75% of the century.[/QUOTE]
Russia lost alot of men to poor command, this is true. But they did a fair bit of fighting, putting a pretty big dent in the Austro-hungarians.
Just because there are no books in english about the eastern front doesn't mean nothing happened and just because lots of their men died doesn't mean they shouldn't be remembered.
I remember when this happened to Bush, and he tried to wipe it off and wound up just smudging it all over his suit :v:
[video=youtube;dmNmWAxP1mI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmNmWAxP1mI[/video]
[QUOTE=Recco;45582653]It's fake. There's a full version of this speech on RT and there's no poop. Like, at all. Nobody in the news ever said anything about this incindent. But of course everyone will believe this, because you know... it's Putin afterall. :ughh:
Edit: Here it is: [URL]http://www.1tv.ru/news/social/264432[/URL][/QUOTE]
Given Russia's history of doctoring photos and media, I'd find it far more likely that RUSSIA TODAY, [I]a Russian news outlet[/I], would probably just doctor out the poop than somebody else taking a random piece of footage and editing in CGI birdshit.
We fucking owe just as much of our ass to Russia as we do America. Both halped our ass in the war, fuck it, both Russia and America are way too busy shooting themselves to help us now.
[editline]3rd August 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=shakey42;45583186]We fucking owe just as much of our ass to Russia as we do America. Both halped our ass in the war, fuck it, both Russia and America are way too busy shooting themselves to help us now.[/QUOTE]
Oh, and i take Russia's opinion today just as lightly as America's. You both Suck.
[QUOTE=shakey42;45582908]Sure, lets not owe our existence to Russia because it's way nicer than confronting the truth.[/QUOTE]
Didn't I fucking preface my sentence with [b]"AS FAR AS I KNOW"[/b]?!
Sorry if I wasn't 120% accurate :c
Not even pidgeons like him.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;45583220]Didn't I fucking preface my sentence with [b]"AS FAR AS I KNOW"[/b]?!
Sorry if I wasn't 120% accurate :c[/QUOTE]
:C
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[editline]3rd August 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=shakey42;45583242]:C
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Ok sorry, say whatever you want.
[editline]3rd August 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=shakey42;45583242]:C
:D
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Ok sorry, say whatever you want.
Breaking news: Russia annexes the apartment rooftop across the street from me.
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