• Are the Masters of the Universe a bunch of homosexuals?
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Because it sure looks like it from where I'm standing. Let's take a look at some of the characters. [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/2nvxoqd.jpg[/IMG] Here we have He-Man. Just look at this shit. Look at his golden hair, his hilariously muscled body, the goddamn expression of his face. He looks like a male stripper taking it up the ass. Now let's look at his arch nemesis, Skeletor. [IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/66d7w3.jpg[/IMG] Why does he have to be half naked? What's wrong with pants? He looks like he just got out of a BDSM porno flick, presumably with He-Man being dominated. Alright, these are just presumptions and consequences, shit, Batman and Robin have a few unintentional homosexual innuendos. But just look at some other characters. [b]Fisto[/b] [IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/23m06s2.jpg[/IMG] I shit you not, his name is really Fisto. [b]Snout Spout[/b] [IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/24dihq9.jpg[/IMG] Snout Spout? Seriously? And why don't they put some fucking pants on? [b]Extendar[/b] [IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/15xmtjk.jpg[/IMG] What's the deal with their legs being all fucked up and their torsos ridiculously muscled? Oh well, at least this one wears some goddamn pants. And my personal favorite... [b]MANTENNA[/b] [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/rkbl7m.jpg[/IMG] His name is Mantenna and he wears a gimp suit. Anything else you need to know? Oh, and his eyes presumably popped out when he got rammed by Ram-Man. This is just the tip of the iceberg, there's plenty of other characters such as Ram Man or Tung Lashor that are just as equally suggestive as these ones. As I said, it would be somewhat understandable if it was just two or three characters, but there's at least a dozen of these guys. Your thoughts on the subject?
Yes.
Oh God. /nostalgia
or maybe [i]you're[/i] the homosexual here
There is nothing gay about it, they're holding weapons for fucks sake, gays would have flowers n shit
^^^^^^Their "weapons" are symbolism for their cocks. You're pretty late here, everybody knows He-Man takes it up the ass from Skeletor.
[QUOTE=Craptasket;22611026]There is nothing gay about it, they're holding weapons for fucks sake, gays would have flowers n shit[/QUOTE] this
that's really homosexual
OP is homophobic.
[QUOTE=LaserOfDoom;22611028]^^^^^^Their "weapons" are symbolism for their cocks.[/QUOTE] You must have a gay mind to think that up [editline]02:44PM[/editline] heh
I think OP watches too much Robot Chicken.
[QUOTE=Craptasket;22611026]There is nothing gay about it, they're holding weapons for fucks sake, gays would have flowers n shit[/QUOTE] A dildo emerges from he-mans axe at the top. :colbert:
[QUOTE=Dr.Strangelove;22611134]OP is homophobic.[/QUOTE] Fisto? Mantenna? Extendar? Ram Man?
Yes. Snarf snarf.
[QUOTE=Craptasket;22611026]There is nothing gay about it, they're holding weapons for fucks sake, gays would have flowers n shit[/QUOTE] weapons are phallic representations bub
o wait that was thundercats [editline]01:06PM[/editline] MY AUTOMERg
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3vYJSzOXmE[/media] I'm just gonna leave this here.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEAYcR8w_tE[/media]
I'll admit I laughed at Fisto.
[QUOTE=Craptasket;22611026]There is nothing gay about it, they're holding weapons for fucks sake, gays would have flowers n shit[/QUOTE] [i]Gay[/i] weapons.
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