Are the Masters of the Universe a bunch of homosexuals?
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Because it sure looks like it from where I'm standing.
Let's take a look at some of the characters.
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Here we have He-Man.
Just look at this shit.
Look at his golden hair, his hilariously muscled body, the goddamn expression of his face. He looks like a male stripper taking it up the ass.
Now let's look at his arch nemesis, Skeletor.
[IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/66d7w3.jpg[/IMG]
Why does he have to be half naked? What's wrong with pants? He looks like he just got out of a BDSM porno flick, presumably with He-Man being dominated.
Alright, these are just presumptions and consequences, shit, Batman and Robin have a few unintentional homosexual innuendos. But just look at some other characters.
[b]Fisto[/b]
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I shit you not, his name is really Fisto.
[b]Snout Spout[/b]
[IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/24dihq9.jpg[/IMG]
Snout Spout? Seriously? And why don't they put some fucking pants on?
[b]Extendar[/b]
[IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/15xmtjk.jpg[/IMG]
What's the deal with their legs being all fucked up and their torsos ridiculously muscled? Oh well, at least this one wears some goddamn pants.
And my personal favorite...
[b]MANTENNA[/b]
[IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/rkbl7m.jpg[/IMG]
His name is Mantenna and he wears a gimp suit. Anything else you need to know?
Oh, and his eyes presumably popped out when he got rammed by Ram-Man.
This is just the tip of the iceberg, there's plenty of other characters such as Ram Man or Tung Lashor that are just as equally suggestive as these ones.
As I said, it would be somewhat understandable if it was just two or three characters, but there's at least a dozen of these guys.
Your thoughts on the subject?
Yes.
Oh God.
/nostalgia
or maybe [i]you're[/i] the homosexual here
There is nothing gay about it, they're holding weapons for fucks sake, gays would have flowers n shit
^^^^^^Their "weapons" are symbolism for their cocks.
You're pretty late here, everybody knows He-Man takes it up the ass from Skeletor.
[QUOTE=Craptasket;22611026]There is nothing gay about it, they're holding weapons for fucks sake, gays would have flowers n shit[/QUOTE]
this
that's really homosexual
OP is homophobic.
[QUOTE=LaserOfDoom;22611028]^^^^^^Their "weapons" are symbolism for their cocks.[/QUOTE]
You must have a gay mind to think that up
[editline]02:44PM[/editline]
heh
I think OP watches too much Robot Chicken.
[QUOTE=Craptasket;22611026]There is nothing gay about it, they're holding weapons for fucks sake, gays would have flowers n shit[/QUOTE]
A dildo emerges from he-mans axe at the top. :colbert:
[QUOTE=Dr.Strangelove;22611134]OP is homophobic.[/QUOTE]
Fisto? Mantenna? Extendar? Ram Man?
Yes. Snarf snarf.
[QUOTE=Craptasket;22611026]There is nothing gay about it, they're holding weapons for fucks sake, gays would have flowers n shit[/QUOTE]
weapons are phallic representations bub
o wait that was thundercats
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MY AUTOMERg
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I'm just gonna leave this here.
[QUOTE=Craptasket;22611026]There is nothing gay about it, they're holding weapons for fucks sake, gays would have flowers n shit[/QUOTE]
[i]Gay[/i] weapons.
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