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So, it pretty much works like this. Poster 1: [QUOTE]*Answer to previous what would you do if* What would you do if I slapped you?[/QUOTE] Poster 2: [QUOTE]Cry like a little girl. What would you do if Facepunch blew up?[/QUOTE] Pretty simple, I'll start it. What would you do if Facepunch was under a month long maintenance?
I would play Minecraft. What would you do if your computer turned into a succubus made of all the porn on your computer?
Fuck it What would you do if you woke up with no genitals
Make myself breakfast. What would you do if gravity shifted?
I would walk on hands. What would you do if you would have to do what i would do?
Do what you did. What would you do if your mom was made of icecream?
grab a blowdryer and melt her what would you do if you suddenly became famous
Wonder why I was famous. What would you do if you turned into a postage stamp?
Stamp! Hammer time! Wait... What would you do if i didn't finish my sentan
If you didn't finish your what? :ohdear: What would you do if I didn't get the above joke?
[QUOTE=Trumple;25899174]If you didn't finish your what? :ohdear: What would you do if I didn't get the above joke?[/QUOTE] Rate you dumb What would you do if your question was rhetorical?
Eat your first born child What would you do if i had the runs and i needed to use your bathroom?
Laugh What would you do if I laughed at that guy?
Get sad What would you do if i lick your...........lolipop without telling you?
Quit licking my lollipop you motherfucker
What would you do if i ran out of your parents bedroom covered in blood screaming "HOLY SHIT WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!"?
Take all their money and follow you. They won't be needing it. What would you do if I threw a jar of piss/shit/vomit at you?
[QUOTE=SilverDragon619;25902488]What would you do if i ran out of your parents bedroom covered in blood screaming "HOLY SHIT WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!"?[/QUOTE] I would check out what's it about, if it's what I think it is I would just walk back to my room. What would you do if a unicorn shitting rainbows raped your father? [QUOTE=Sie-Sveinhund;25902607]Take all their money and follow you. They won't be needing it. What would you do if I threw a jar of piss/shit/vomit at you?[/QUOTE] I would beat you 'till you wont be able to do anything of that for the rest of your life.
I would cook and eat the unicorn. I would also take his rainbow and slap it onto your post. What would you do if your walls were painted pink when you came home from work, school, or anywhere else?
My father is so baddass that that automatically wouldn't happen. Ninja'd Cool, now my house is pink. Well let's paint it back white and light blue because it looks better that way. By the way, fire the maid. What would you do if you woke up and found out every single country in the world has declared war on every other country?
[QUOTE=Broryt;25902738]My father is so baddass that that automatically wouldn't happen. What would you do if you woke up and found out every single country in the world has declared war on every other country?[/QUOTE] I would play Fallout. What if you do if you were a manly man like me.
Thank God. What would you do if you were buried alive?
Well, I guess I'd be pretty buried in my own sorrow. :rimshot: What would you do if my avatar was watching you as you slept?
Freak the hell out and stop sleeping. What if I hugged you and told you I wanted to be your friend? <3
I would cunt punt you ( not really, I just like rhymes) What would you do if I offered to give you a bj?
Would say hell naw What would you do if I smacked your dog across the face with my cock and killed it?
I don't have a dog. What would you do if I farted in your face? (Did that to my older sis once, it was hilarious)
Puke What would you do if the world outlawed porn?
I will think that nothing has changed What would you do if watching porn will be punished by jailing for 3 years?
Stop watching porn What would you do if you woke up a morning and you were mute?
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