YO WHAT UP-Sir Mixalot, 1996
its your boy that nasty nigga from the dj station and im here to bring you a cool thread
[b] FACEPUCNH RAPPING THREAD[/b]
RULES
1. IF YOU'RE WHITE DONT BOTHER KID
everyone knows blacks statiscally rap better
than your honkey ass rofl
2. NO RACISM ALLOWED
3. COOL STUFF ONLY
[b] YOU'RE GONNA EMBARASS YOURSELF[/b]
cool rappers
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Let me kick this thread off with some rhymes
facepunch home of the inbreds
ya'll niggas waters aint deep need swimming lessons
when i see a black cock i suck it
my raps better than ya'lls so suck it
PEACE OUT
[highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Gimmick thinks he can lay the rhymes" - daijitsu))[/highlight]
Hey, I love rap! I'll post my rap later.
[editline]28th July 2011[/editline]
YO NASTY? YOU SAY WE NEED SWIMMING LESSONS? YOU FROM THE BACKWATERS
FUCKIN HILL BILLY PRICK TRYING TO TEACH US RHYME? ONLY PEOPLE THAT SHOULD GET TAUGHT IS YOUR BLACK DAUGHTERS.
THEM FUCKIN SLUTS HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO SUCK DEEZ NUTZ.
SO PEACE OUT BITCH AND KEEP REPRESENTING THAT HILLY BILLY WILLY
NED FLANDERS FINAL WORDS: SUCK MY HIDDILY DIDDLY DOO NILLY, NEIGHBHOUR
u dum
eat cum
bad thred
get head
[QUOTE=pdp;31402336]u dum
eat cum
bad thred
get head[/QUOTE]
my raps go over your head
your head isnt high bc u give head
im looking for some black ass to fuck
im gay so do you wanna fuck?
[QUOTE=nasty nigga 69;31402358]my raps go over your head
your head isnt high bc u give head
im looking for some black ass to fuck
im gay so do you wanna fuck?[/QUOTE]
yo this niga whack
he probly aint blak
man, i''m white ):
[QUOTE=Orckrast;31402365]man, i''m white ):[/QUOTE]
you can participate if you pick this cotton for 300 years whitey
[editline]29th July 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=pdp;31402360]yo this niga whack
he probly aint blak[/QUOTE]
white man palestine innocent muslim killer
half life 2 mountain dew chiller
i like anime and im a tad bit homo
free rights for all homo
[QUOTE=Magistrate;31402282]Hey, I love rap! I'll post my rap later.
[editline]28th July 2011[/editline]
YO NASTY? YOU SAY WE NEED SWIMMING LESSONS? YOU FROM THE BACKWATERS
FUCKIN HILL BILLY PRICK TRYING TO TEACH US RHYME? ONLY PEOPLE THAT SHOULD GET TAUGHT IS YOUR BLACK DAUGHTERS.
THEM FUCKIN SLUTS HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO SUCK DEEZ NUTZ.
SO PEACE OUT BITCH AND KEEP REPRESENTING THAT HILLY BILLY WILLY
NED FLANDERS FINAL WORDS: SUCK MY HIDDILY DIDDLY DOO NILLY, NEIGHBHOUR[/QUOTE]
[editline]28th July 2011[/editline]
this owns
[QUOTE=Magistrate;31402282]Hey, I love rap! I'll post my rap later.
[editline]28th July 2011[/editline]
YO NASTY? YOU SAY WE NEED SWIMMING LESSONS? YOU FROM THE BACKWATERS
FUCKIN HILL BILLY PRICK TRYING TO TEACH US RHYME? ONLY PEOPLE THAT SHOULD GET TAUGHT IS YOUR BLACK DAUGHTERS.
THEM FUCKIN SLUTS HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO SUCK DEEZ NUTZ.
SO PEACE OUT BITCH AND KEEP REPRESENTING THAT HILLY BILLY WILLY
NED FLANDERS FINAL WORDS: SUCK MY HIDDILY DIDDLY DOO NILLY, NEIGHBHOUR[/QUOTE]
swimmin lessons backstroke my cock
bill o reily old ass cock
i eat cereal and watch tv
nigga vip
[QUOTE=nasty nigga 69;31402369]you can participate if you pick this cotton for 300 years whitey
[editline]29th July 2011[/editline]
white man palestine innocent muslim killer
half life 2 mountain dew chiller
i like anime and im a tad bit homo
free rights for all homo[/QUOTE]
when i take a shit it smells like yor rimes
why the fuck cant i hold all these limes
skittles for breakfast
charles darwin
[QUOTE=nasty nigga 69;31402369]you can participate if you pick this cotton for 300 years whitey[/QUOTE]
well i''m guessing can't participate since couldn't understand the simpilest gangsta that you wrote.
[QUOTE=pdp;31402436]when i take a shit it smells like yor rimes
why the fuck cant i hold all these limes
skittles for breakfast
charles darwin[/QUOTE]
you prove the evolution of retards
im the evolution of cool gay not retard
i like sucking dick but you're worse
you enjoy skittles for breakfast fucking uncultured swine rofl
Can't wait 'till TH89 shows up.
[QUOTE=nasty nigga 69;31402432]swimmin lessons backstroke my cock
bill o reily old ass cock
i eat cereal and watch tv
nigga vip[/QUOTE]
to keep on the theme of swimmin
your momma loves a big dicks fillin
upstrokes and backstrokes till i come
then she moans and pauses;
"magistrate is numba #1"
EDIT:
THE FUCKIN TOP GUN!!
[QUOTE=nasty nigga 69;31402480]you prove the evolution of retards
im the evolution of cool gay not retard
i like sucking dick but you're worse
you enjoy skittles for breakfast fucking uncultured swine rofl[/QUOTE]
yo i took a piss and it smelled like you
yo i took a shit and it smelled like you
yo my grandma rapped and she failed like you
when she got owned she bailed like you
cheeseburger
[QUOTE=ShazzyFreak0;31402483]Can't wait 'till TH89 shows up.[/QUOTE]
th89 is a fag and i wouldnt suck his dick
he isnt black so he cant say shit
my cheddar big he a shameful dude
with a dumb beard and gay attitude
[QUOTE=nasty nigga 69;31402509]th89 is a fag and i wouldnt suck his dick
he isnt black so he cant say shit
my cheddar big he a shameful dude
with a dumb beard and gay attitude[/QUOTE]
DAMN DUDE THIS IS A RAPE ODYSSEY
I'LL GIVE YOU A CUM FILLED ANAL LOBOTOMY
[QUOTE=FlameCow;31402519]you're a fuckin' freak
go drown in a creek
make a little squeak
you're too fuckin' weak
you look like a geek
it sounds like you're speakin medieval greek
ain't got no technique[/QUOTE]
dungeons and dragons flow i like very nice!!!-borat 2011
yo my name is Orckrast, don't get confused with a errr podcast, you talk about cocks so you wear high SOCKS! WORD!
Facepunch...I take a read before I go to bed
I look at new posts instead of getting head
I see loads of trolls, I eat too much and it gives me rolls
Eating my chips, past my chapped lips
I have no outside life, never gonna have a wife
Forever alone, fapping my bone
But at the end of the day, it's better than AIDS.
Word.
YO, YO IMA GANGSTA, BITCH
I KNOW MY 1, 2, 3'S AND MY A B C'S
I GO TO THE STORE TO BUY A "FORTY", OUNCE BOTTLE OF SODA
PREFERABLY COKE, CUZ' THAT'S WHAT GANGSTAS DRINK AND SMOKE
IMA GANGSTA, BITCH.
Wait, I think I made a mistake.
im hot
im fresh
im sick
got 100 million bitches on my dick
i be in the mall
i be at the zoo
bitches be on my nuts
like glue
[QUOTE=Magistrate;31402526]DAMN DUDE THIS IS A RAPE ODYSSEY
I'LL GIVE YOU A CUM FILLED ANAL LOBOTOMY[/QUOTE]
this is an odyssey but you'll never get back home
homer or homo i dont know i just love dick
eat my historical shit and suck my cack
i honestly hope you're black (or get out of my thread)
Ooh boy, rapping is one of my favorite things to do. let me "cook up" a lil verse for you guys, okay??
Yo, nasty ****** 69 is whack
He can't rap for heck, all he does is smoke crack
Marijuana is a gateway drug
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[QUOTE=nasty nigga 69;31402569]this is an odyssey but you'll never get back home
homer or homo i dont know i just love dick
eat my historical shit and suck my cack
i honestly hope you're black (or get out of my thread)[/QUOTE]
you want to give me a direction? you cant even direct your rhyme
here i am thinkin will you'll ever rap on time
and you wanna talk black? i was black when the spanish were givin us an english lesson
yeah i'm a dirty ass negro here to give your ass A SPANKING OBSSESSION
wow alot of talent on facepunch i like!!!
[editline]29th July 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Real Hitler Fag;31402594]Ooh boy, rapping is one of my favorite things to do. let me "cook up" a lil verse for you guys, okay??
Yo, nasty ****** 69 is whack
He can't rap for heck, all he does is smoke crack
Marijuana is a gateway drug
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i got better fashion nice jeans fag
you are hitler im stalin
i know you want this cock quit stallin
[editline]29th July 2011[/editline]
TH89 I SEE YOU LURKING BITCH
Yo my name is Jack
Itching so hard on my sack
I really like yo mom's titties
Makes me wanna go eat some pee pees
Where's the TH89 I'm Calling You Out~ thread?
MY CONTRIBUTION
Yo, you know rapping on the street, is tough to beat
But you gotta get out, the brand new sheet
Writing lyrics by day, bustin' em out by night
You can't front with me, I'm hella tight
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[QUOTE=nasty nigga 69;31402606]wow alot of talent on facepunch i like!!!
[editline]29th July 2011[/editline]
i wear uggs you think im a fag
i got better fashion nice jeans fag
you are hitler im stalin
i know you want this cock quit stallin[/QUOTE]
yo it dont take bifocals to figure out your bicurious
a homo erotic bitch like you is goddam delirious
HOLD, ON PAUSE
Reported by:
TH89 for Spam (Ignore)
GOD DAMN, TH89, TOO WEAK TO SPEAK HIS MIND
FUCKIN WHITE PRICK THINKS HIS RAP IS A GOLD MINE?
GET THE FUCK OUT
check this spitting from the heart
the streets is cold and so is crack
white man lynch black and thats whack
th89 cant rhyme for shit he's gay
im all for gay rights yay
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