It turns out that the Chinese language does not exist. Chinese language is a beautiful and convincing illusion. When a few Chinese people speak to each other, there is a sense of meaningful conversation. The same effect produces the Chinese written language. We see a strange text, which looks wise and mysterious. In fact, everything is completely different. In China, there is no language or script. As a child, the Chinese talk to each other by pronouncing a completely arbitrary sounds. Growing up, they continue to communicate the same way. The same thing happens with the script. Chinese children draw random things, and at some point, when they become older, they begin to call these drawings script and use this method of expression in everyday life. This raises the main question: "How can they understand each other?" The secret is simple: the Chinese have very well developed intuition. They understand each other almost without words. The sounds they uttered, and the image they paint is a shell, external manifestations of the Chinese intangible communication. It is interesting that the vast majority of Chinese people do not realize the true nature of their communication, and seriously thinking that expresses themselves using words and symbols. So what do you think?
これはばかげている
[editline]9th November 2010[/editline]
Wait, that's japanese...
这是荒谬的
(Google translate saves the day!)
[QUOTE=Chezhead;25952167]Google translate saves the day![/QUOTE]
There is no google translator, but thousnads of chinese who translates text, they work in google.
fuck your google translate.
本美國人, 我是真的中國人. 你們桌開拔.
Chinese represent :D
[QUOTE=rabbid666;25952137]It turns out that the Chinese language does not exist. Chinese language is a beautiful and convincing illusion. When a few Chinese people speak to each other, there is a sense of meaningful conversation. The same effect produces the Chinese written language. We see a strange text, which looks wise and mysterious. In fact, everything is completely different. In China, there is no language or script. As a child, the Chinese talk to each other by pronouncing a completely arbitrary sounds. Growing up, they continue to communicate the same way. The same thing happens with the script. Chinese children draw random things, and at some point, when they become older, they begin to call these drawings script and use this method of expression in everyday life. This raises the main question: "How can they understand each other?" The secret is simple: the Chinese have very well developed intuition. They understand each other almost without words. The sounds they uttered, and the image they paint is a shell, external manifestations of the Chinese intangible communication. It is interesting that the vast majority of Chinese people do not realize the true nature of their communication, and seriously thinking that expresses themselves using words and symbols. So what do you think?[/QUOTE]
You fail at being funny.
This is painfully dumb.
[editline]9th November 2010[/editline]
As in, the joke is lame.
what a bad joke
if it has to be a paragraph it's no longer funny if it was even funny in the first place
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