My mexican friend CANNOT smoke weed, and it's hilarious.
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Okay, so I've been smoking alot of weed the past 2 months or so, Ive toked up around 20 times before these two months, but the past months its been a 4-5 times a week thing, and I've become pretty used to weed, and all its fun. Ive got judging down pat, bought my first bowl, and hit bongs whenever i can, introduced friends to tobacco shops where they buy their first bubblers, pipes, etc.
Well, me and my core group of friends always smoke on the weekends, and occasionally if we have great exotic, in the weekdays after school to chill and freestyle whilst stoned.
This has all worked out fine, and then a stout columbian kid, named julio, who weighs around 200-215 pounds, and is 5 feet 3, decided to tell us he had a ton of "great weed from his friend"
This may be stereotyping, but in the past, every deal i made with a hispanic, always turned out to me getting spliffed of .2 or so, or having extremely shitty low grade weed. I roll up to his house, and he has assured me hes "smoked like 5 times bro". I pull up to his house, and he pulls out his little baggy of 2 grams or so of weed, and i open the baggy. First off, its dry as fuck, has no odor whatsoever, and looks disgusting, like the shittiest weed i have ever seen. I tell him this isn't good weed, and not to buy from the person again if he can't help it.
We drive down the street and start playing music, and i tell him how to smoke from a bowl, which is easy as fuck, considering you hold the carb and inhale. He couldn't work the lighter, so i did it for him as a true stonerbud. He inhales a little, then starts motioning that hes good, and i look at him quizically with a literal ? on my face. He had the weakest, saddest hit i have ever seen, and he didnt even get weed down into his lungs. Immediately after getting it into his mouth, he exhales, and smiles, thinking i would congratulate him.
I stare at him with a sad expression, and try to tell him to "Just breath, with your mouth on it man.." and give him 3 more rounds, On the 2nd one ,he starts crying from coughing, yet didnt inhale ANY in his lung, and vomited. I had done a bowpack of my own weed, and was buzzed and starting giggling like a schoolgirl at this. He got all mad, and he could NOT figure out how to inhale, so i rolled him a blunt, thinking maybe he would figure out how to do it with something primary. I rolled it pretty well, and sparked it up, and chilled to some dubstep. It was his turn, and he still kept mouthbreathing, and acting all cocky thinking "hes cool cause i smoke weed woo." I ate all his food with him, and he wasn't even high, which made me depressed.
I don't know what the hell is wrong with him, he cannot understand the simple concept of INHALING weed.
:(
but now we call him boomer, because he vomits every time he takes a hit. Either that or fishface, because he holds the smoke in his cheeks like a chipmunk
After this i gave him a gram or two of some good mid, and he has yet to smoke it, and every time i mention it, he tells me hes just holding off. He hung out with a few of my friends yesterday, and starting coughing from a small hit, and ended up crying.
By the way, hes 17.
Dude, he's just new. It's hard for some people, you just have to be humble and do your best to help him.
[QUOTE=Teal Moose;29918385]Dude, he's just new. It's hard for some people, you just have to be humble and do your best to help him.[/QUOTE]
In the past 3 weeks, ive rolled him 3 blunts, walked 5 miles to his house with my bowl and a few grams, and have tried my hardest to get him high.
I think the only thing we can do is get my friends gas mask bong and try to get him with that.
Yeah, he's swallowing the smoke. I still do that too, tell him to leave an open hole on the side of his lip so fresh air can get through along with smoke, and to make sure he's not sucking, he's inhaling. It makes it a lot easier to inhale as a newbie when you're not forming a vacuum around the edge of the bowl (because for most people, the reflex is to suck (i.e. a straw)). Tell him to breathe in, normally, that way and to not concentrate on the weed, just on breathing in. Also, tell him NOT TO SWALLOW while there's smoke in his mouth/lungs or it'll pull it into his stomach. Best way to prevent that is to get your mouth dry beforehand (because the presence of particulate in the average person's mouth causes them to salivate).
[QUOTE=yuki;29918447]Yeah, he's swallowing the smoke. I still do that too, tell him to leave an open hole on the side of his lip so fresh air can get through along with smoke, and to make sure he's not sucking, he's inhaling. It makes it a lot easier to inhale as a newbie when you're not forming a vacuum around the edge of the bowl (because for most people, the reflex is to suck (i.e. a straw)). Tell him to breathe in, normally, that way and to not concentrate on the weed, just on breathing in.[/QUOTE]
I have literally told him to do this around 6 times, in 1 sitting, I don't know if he doesn't WANT to inhale or anything, im thinking about baking him some hash cookies to get him high for the first time.
Chill out. People who are new to smoking are like this. I've smoked with people who have apparently been smoking for a while and they didn't really know how to hit a bong. His race has nothing to do with anything, he's just new to smoking and he'll get the hang of it.
To also add, you mentioned that the weed was really dry. Really dry weed is very harsh, even for veteran smokers. Imagine how it is for someone new. Your friend will learn with time, just as everyone else does.
If you want to get him high, make a bong or gravity bong. The bong being the most preferable because it cools the smoke, but essentially some smoking device that allows for a large quantity of smoke.
[QUOTE=Septimas;29918414]In the past 3 weeks, ive rolled him 3 blunts, walked 5 miles to his house with my bowl and a few grams, and have tried my hardest to get him high.
I think the only thing we can do is get my friends gas mask bong and try to get him with that.[/QUOTE]
You should try some edibles, but make them weak so they don't overpower him. Brownies would be good, just don't let him over do it his first couple times. This is only if getting him to inhale correctly fails.
[QUOTE=Pepin;29918479]Chill out. People who are new to smoking are like this. I've smoked with people who have apparently been smoking for a while and they didn't really know how to hit a bong. His race has nothing to do with anything, he's just new to smoking and he'll get the hang of it.
To also add, you mentioned that the weed was really dry. Really dry weed is very harsh, even for veteran smokers. Imagine how it is for someone new. Your friend will learn with time, just as everyone else does.[/QUOTE]
I am chill haha, I'm not complaining, Just trying to tell the situation and find any tips for him besides the obvious ones ive gave him. I put his dry weed in a bag with some moistish bread to get it a bit, moister(spelling?) and gave him 2 grams of some mid i had and we used that and i let him have leftovers.
[QUOTE=Septimas;29918471]I have literally told him to do this around 6 times, in 1 sitting, I don't know if he doesn't WANT to inhale or anything, im thinking about baking him some hash cookies to get him high for the first time.[/QUOTE]
Since he's fat, he's reflexively trying to drink/eat the smoke. You could always just clambake the fuck out of a room/car and have him get high off of the contact high.
My friend does this too, then he acts high as fuck after getting a cheek full of smoke. It makes me rage. Especially since he's usually the one to ask to smoke.
[QUOTE=Teal Moose;29918485]You should try some edibles, but make them weak so they don't overpower him. Brownies would be good, just don't let him over do it his first couple times. This is only if getting him to inhale correctly fails.[/QUOTE]
Ive hung out with him 6 times and each time tried to teach him how to inhale, to no avial. So im thinking just some firecrackers, but im not sure how to dose HIM correctly, as i have a bit of a tolerance compared to him.
Don't be a dick
If he's having trouble help him out, don't make fun of him
[QUOTE=Septimas;29918532]Ive hung out with him 6 times and each time tried to teach him how to inhale, to no avial. So im thinking just some firecrackers, but im not sure how to dose HIM correctly, as i have a bit of a tolerance compared to him.[/QUOTE]
I think your best bet now is just teaching him through repetition. Once he does it correctly a few times, he'll build on that and catch on eventually.
[QUOTE=Teal Moose;29918485]You should try some edibles, but make them weak so they don't overpower him..[/QUOTE]
Don't fat kids have a higher tolerance to dosages because of their mass? My bigass friend took like 5 hits off a pretty big pipe and didn't feel anything.
[editline]18th May 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=JoeyZ;29918552]Don't be a dick
If he's having trouble help him out, don't make fun of him[/QUOTE]
Also, this essentially. The entire mantra of being a stoner is to be cool, so don't be a douche or your friend won't want to do it. [i]Peace[/i]pipe for a reason, brah.
[QUOTE=JoeyZ;29918552]Don't be a dick
If he's having trouble help him out, don't make fun of him[/QUOTE]
Ive been friends with him since around 7th grade or so, so i'd say its fine if i playfully joke with him about it.
And i don't know if THC effects your tolerance that much through weight, because ive seen small ass kids take double the hits of normal people, and just be buzzed.
[QUOTE=Septimas;29918614]Ive been friends with him since around 7th grade or so, so i'd say its fine if i playfully joke with him about it.
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I don't even do this when it involves weed. It really brings down the mood of the room to rag on someone, even if it's just clowning around.
[QUOTE=yuki;29918634]I don't even do this when it involves weed. It really brings down the mood of the room to rag on someone, even if it's just clowning around.[/QUOTE]
Well my bad, I didn't think i was being a dick or anything, but i honestly dont know what to do with him. Im borrowing a friends gas mas with a bong and bowl attached to teh filter side, so you actually have to breath in it, and im hoping he will get that at least.
[QUOTE=Septimas;29918665]Well my bad, I didn't think i was being a dick or anything, but i honestly dont know what to do with him. Im borrowing a friends gas mas with a bong and bowl attached to teh filter side, so you actually have to breath in it, and im hoping he will get that at least.[/QUOTE]
Maybe try a bong with steaming hot water so the smoke is more moist?
[QUOTE=Teal Moose;29918685]Maybe try a bong with steaming hot water so the smoke is more moist?[/QUOTE]
I don't have a bong right now, it's at a friends house who lives 20 minutes away. But im hoping he will just have an epiphany or something to get it, and i dont want to give him exotic and have him waste it by mouth breathing. AHGGgggg julio why can't you be simple.
[QUOTE=Septimas;29918336]
but now we call him boomer, because he vomits every time he takes a hit. Either that or fishface, because he holds the smoke in his cheeks like a chipmunk
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:psyduck: a chipmunk is not a fish
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;29918717]:psyduck: a chipmunk is not a fish[/QUOTE]
I cannot remember the name of the fish that blows up.
[editline]18th May 2011[/editline]
Fuck, blowfish.
Damn im too high right now.
[QUOTE=Septimas;29918665]Well my bad, I didn't think i was being a dick or anything, but i honestly dont know what to do with him. Im borrowing a friends gas mas with a bong and bowl attached to teh filter side, so you actually have to breath in it, and im hoping he will get that at least.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=yuki;29918515] You could always just clambake the fuck out of a room/car and have him get high off of the contact high.[/QUOTE]
Same concept.
When I get a newbie high [like my boyfriend] I make sure to bring a bong that can hold ice to the party :keke:
It's the least you can do for the budding stoner. Also, passing a huge hit to them [assuming they are someone you normally kiss] mouth to mouth is another smooth way of getting them blitzed.
[QUOTE=yuki;29918568]Don't fat kids have a higher tolerance to dosages because of their mass? My bigass friend took like 5 hits off a pretty big pipe and didn't feel anything.[/QUOTE]
Yes, but you also have to keep in mind that a number of people like to maintain a tough guy reputation or something. Like the kind of people who will be flat out drunk and say that they are just a bit buzzed. Or the people who will act like they aren't high at all to somehow prove how much they smoke. I don't really get it. I'll have to confirm this with Meader, but I'm pretty sure me and him have smoked with a few of these tough guys and they try to pull of this "I'm not high" stuff, and we keep smoking and smoking, and there comes a point where these people just opt out because they are way too high. Me and Meader have always had a bit of a different approach to smoking in which the goal was always to get way too high and if we weren't there to smoke more. It obviously worked a bit different in large groups, but in smaller groups, that was how it worked.
[QUOTE=Pepin;29919100]Yes, but you also have to keep in mind that a number of people like to maintain a tough guy reputation or something. Like the kind of people who will be flat out drunk and say that they are just a bit buzzed. Or the people who will act like they aren't high at all to somehow prove how much they smoke. I don't really get it. I'll have to confirm this with Meader, but I'm pretty sure me and him have smoked with a few of these tough guys and they try to pull of this "I'm not high" stuff, and we keep smoking and smoking, and there comes a point where these people just opt out because they are way too high. Me and Meader have always had a bit of a different approach to smoking in which the goal was always to get way too high and if we weren't there to smoke more. It obviously worked a bit different in large groups, but in smaller groups, that was how it worked.[/QUOTE]
I dunno man, we got a skinny kid to do 2-3 bowlpacks of exotic with us, he was high, but he wasnt stoned. And he hadn't smoked in 2 years.
[QUOTE=yuki;29918568]Don't fat kids have a higher tolerance to dosages because of their mass? My bigass friend took like 5 hits off a pretty big pipe and didn't feel anything.[/QUOTE]
Not always. I'm 6'2" and like 220 lbs. AT LEAST. I can get a good buzz going pretty easily. It might take a bit for me to get totaled, but starting the engine is easy.
[QUOTE=Klownox;29919159]Not always. I'm 6'2" and like 220 lbs. AT LEAST. I can get a good buzz going pretty easily. It might take a bit for me to get totaled, but starting the engine is easy.[/QUOTE]
dang b0i you a viking
[QUOTE=Septimas;29919222]dang b0i you a viking[/QUOTE]
Yeah. I'm fucking huge. I just need to start working out more to complement the frame.
[QUOTE=Pepin;29919100]Yes, but you also have to keep in mind that a number of people like to maintain a tough guy reputation or something. Like the kind of people who will be flat out drunk and say that they are just a bit buzzed. Or the people who will act like they aren't high at all to somehow prove how much they smoke. I don't really get it. I'll have to confirm this with Meader, but I'm pretty sure me and him have smoked with a few of these tough guys and they try to pull of this "I'm not high" stuff, and we keep smoking and smoking, and there comes a point where these people just opt out because they are way too high. Me and Meader have always had a bit of a different approach to smoking in which the goal was always to get way too high and if we weren't there to smoke more. It obviously worked a bit different in large groups, but in smaller groups, that was how it worked.[/QUOTE]
I really dislike people like that. I get very high [to a 6 on the highness scale]after a single bowl of good mids, and people will talk down to me or act like I am playing it up. They are the same people who then don't want to rope swing off the roof or go longboarding, so I generally avoid smoking with them.
I see no point in wasting a high doing nothing but playing Xbox all day.
Edit: I'm 5'5" and 120 lbs which may explain my ridiculously low tolerance.
I get high to make things better. Anything. Like tonight, I'm finishing my essay.
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