Share your world domination plans here!
I will tell no one of your plans.
No.
Make everyone play management games and bore them to death. Rule the few surviving nerds.
If we shared them then you would know how to foil them.
If I told you I'd have to kill you
Why rule the world? Seriously, when shit hits the fan, people would look to you for the answer and blame for everything.
It's much better to be a free spirit with a ton of power. No responsibilities except for the ones you care about.
One day.... everyone will be a potato :>
[QUOTE=Mastermind of42;44851109]Why rule the world? Seriously, when shit hits the fan, people would look to you for the answer and blame for everything.
It's much better to be a free spirit with a ton of power. No responsibilities except for the ones you care about.[/QUOTE]
Not if you kill them all first.
I can't tell you, but I can give you a little hint: [I]everything is going according to plan.[/I]
Make terrible twitch shooters for mobile platforms that are free to play, but things like weapons, extra lives, armor, better armor, more levels, cosmetic, more ammo, and everything else is done through microtransactions. From there I will move onto making a porn network where you get to watch all the build up, but then it asks for you to pay for it, being in the throws of passion a lot of people will throw money at me. Once I have accumulated enough wealth from that I will buyout media companies, from there I will buy out movie studios and commission explosion action movies with cliche action stars. Finally I shall use my multibillion dollar industry to create a tech firm that develops and manufactures everything from phones, planes, cars, cybernetic implants, and spacecraft. Then I will buy out politicians and influence governments.
Its such a foolproof plan that even if I tell you, nobody can stop it.
my plan is actually quite complex (because i plan on doing this shit often)
so first of all, i'd stage a revolution in the most prime location for one. (current examples are china: which has extremely poor conditions in general, and mexico: under the basis of removing the cartel from the land once and for all.) after i did that i'd keep revolutionizing as much as possible to make it seem like a "revolution wave" as we've seen recently with Egypt, then Syria, and Ukraine. i'd keep the revolutions separate but still under my control. assuming I've taken all the prime revolutionary territory, i'd next begin improving life in those countries with public works and such. i'd also begin investing in robotics and such. after robotics had been researched enough so that we can get remote controlled robots that function exactly as a human (at least in mobility) i'd start mass producing these, i'd also increase offerings and benefits in the military. i'd train the influx of new recruits to pilot these robots remotely (using their own bodies as the controller, sort of like kinect but not as shitty and they're wearing it) after that i'd start conquering small really gone to shit countries like Somalia and stuff, i'd begin improving them and such. if the UN got on my back for this, i'd simply say i'm trying to fix them as best i could. hopefully appeasement will work for the amount of time i need. by now the economy in the countries i revolutionized and the ones i conquered should be booming (if it isn't then i'd wait a bit). after that happens i'd enable full military benefits and such, robot production would be through the roof, along with making some fighter jets and tanks and such (to keep a nice balance.). after my military has been sufficiently built up with pilots and robots, i'd fucking blitzkrieg the fuck out of everybody at once, so that nobody could help each other (at least very effectively) UN is only powerful because of the combined might of everyone involved, divided they are nothing compared to my robot army. the best part is, even if they suffered heavy losses, all i'd have to do is pick up some scrap from the battlefield, melt it down, and make it into more robot soldiers. if the war turned into a stalemate it'd be pretty easy to outlast them. the only two things i can see being serious threats are nukes and EMPs (which i will now explain how i will deal with) nukes would be fairly simple, i'd denounce anyone who dares to fire a nuke (calling them cowards who would rather lose the whole of humanity before they lost their power over the people), i wouldn't send a nuke back if nuked simply to prove that i am on higher moral ground than them (even if i lost i'd still be regarded well in history books, because of me being morally superior.) the second problem: EMPs would be fairly simple as well. instead of radio waves or microwaves or whatever, my robots would communicate via laser whenever possible (only using telecommunications whenever necessary.) the robots would be covered in a Faraday cage (with a small opening to allow transmissions) whenever an electromagnetic pulse is detected, the Faraday cage would shut momentarily as the wave subsided. assuming that the EMPs got lucky or using robots is impossible, i'd reluctantly send in my most badass of badass: a unit i like to call "the last swords" pretty much, these are people who are beyond the spectrum of my normal soldiers, the cream of the crop, they'd be extensively trained and professional personnel. (pretty much my last line of defense due to the high susceptibility of robots to EMPs.) anyways if it was clear i was losing i'd start compiling my shit in a book, similar to "mein kampf" essentially. to allow others to maybe follow in my footsteps. (i'd see if i could get some psychological suggestions in it to make it more likely. in reality i don't care who rules the world, i just want us all to be united.)
anyways assuming i won i'd dedicate myself to making the world a better place in general, and try to remove all the problems that we are too lazy to ignore. my governing system would be fascism pretty much all the way through, but not any of that "ambiguously evil Hitler bullshit" i'd try to keep things nice, so that people are less likely to rebel, using only force when necessary to control the populace. (which hopefully is a rare occasion) my ultimate goals would be one of roboto-anarcho-communism which is pretty much "robots do everything for us, everyone is equal until proven otherwise" the only jobs in this world would be scientists, engineers, and artists. they'd all have massive benefits and such. but i do realize that that is a long fucking way away, so in the meantime i'd keep on going with my fascist, capitalist state. with monitored economy to make sure shit isn't getting out of hand (make sure the rich and powerful aren't TOO powerful. i'd fund space programs and various other high tech fields out the ass to make sure we got progress as quickly as possible. as my other long term goal is space exploration. one final thing i'd do is give the gaming industry some tax breaks, because after the whole world is taken over, and everything is going smoothly, things tend to go a little stale. (government loans would also be available to developers, to make sure publishers don't get in the way too much.)
anyways, that's my plan for taking over and governing the world
Tl;Dr
be robot hitler, but instead be a cool guy so nobody hates you, then give money to good causes so that we progress as a race, The End.
[sp]Author's note: I can't be assed to edit that massive wall of text i just wrote, nor separate it into proper paragraphs or even anything other than run-on sentences. sorry if this does not appease the grammar nazi order[/sp]
[sp]PS: if anyone wants more on what i'm going to do after i take over the world, feel free to ask, and i'll type it up in a little bit[/sp]
I will wait until there is medical technology that allows me to be a brain in a jar...
in a badass mecha suit
Once the alien overlords from the illuminati planet Niburu land here on earth, you'll notice.
[QUOTE=da_maul;44856685]my plan is actually quite complex (because i plan on doing this shit often)[/QUOTE]
Nice plan. I won't try to stop you from doing this if you try to.
[QUOTE=rctplayer8;44857574]Nice plan. I won't try to stop you from doing this if you try to.[/QUOTE]
join me if you like, although it won't be enacted for a while because of several things. (namely not having any money, and not technically being a free person yet.)
First I need to somehow become a super genius and a billionaire, then my 8 part plan will be put into action.
Part 1: Build Mechagodzilla and Roboanguirus. Charge out the ass for people to watch them fight.
Part 2: Using the money I will amass, I will buy the Earth.
Part 3: Have robot monsters destroy all major cities, and eventualy the whole Earth for my own entertainment.
Part 4: Move to mars with robot monsters. Creatre planet of robot monsters on mars. Charge even more for aliens to watch the fights.
Part 6: Take last surviving raccoon from Earth, give it intelligence and befriend it.
Part 7: Destroy universe with raccoon buddy.
Part 8: Win.
Life is a game and I will get the high score.
Master plan: I'd like to teach the world to Fap.
[QUOTE=ERI0N;44864292]Master plan: I'd like to teach the world to Fap.[/QUOTE]
In perfect harmony?
It is about time for my plan.
1. Show all humans how the world would look like without them.
2. Wait for mass suicide.
3. Go into the forest.
4. Give all animals a hug.
5. Build a portal with the human bodys. To go to another universe.
6. Let the animals rule this world.
7. Live happy in another universe.
I didn't say that i will rule this world.
I will train harder so that I can become the legendary super saiyan
[QUOTE=rctplayer8;44968701]It is about time for my plan.
1. Show all humans how the world would look like without them.
2. Wait for mass suicide.
3. Go into the forest.
4. Give all animals a hug.
5. Build a portal with the human bodys. To go to another universe.
6. Let the animals rule this world.
7. Live happy in another universe.
I didn't say that i will rule this world.[/QUOTE]
bestiality is not ok dude.
My master plan is to hack into the world with some Matrix Revolutions level bullshit.
I've yet to achieve my master plan which is: Outsmarting bullet :v:
My master plan is to watch all the anime and read all of the manga. I'm not a violent tyrant focused on taking over the world i just want the anime and manga oh and chocolate. Mmhm chocolate ~~~~
1. Mind upload
2. Piss off in giant self-maintaining server ship
3. Explore the universe
4. Live forever
5. Stay up as late as I want
Destroy everything but Nevada
Expand Nevada
Have someone build an agency and have loads of people join it
Buy all the guns I want
Make sure madness ensues
???
Profit
To be a woman
Human Instrumentality and giant robots.
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