If you were to watch a film backwards, the story would be very strange.
[B][U]Star Wars: A New Hope[/U][/B]
Luke Skywalker, Chewbacca, Han Solo and others have their medals removed from them. A big bang creates a Death Star, The Rebels steal a proton torpedo from the empire and spend the rest of the film trying to return some plans while the empire keeps avoiding them. For removing their medals the gang take the princess back to a prison on the Deathstar then resurrect some stomtroopers. Darth Vader gives Obi-Wan his body back and brings back aldreran. Lukes house is burnt down but some stormtroopers repair it and give him a new family, Luke ends up living boring life and Ben takes back his lightsabre and goes back into the desert. Luke sells them stupid droids and then the droids fly a crashed escape pod home. When the arrive the realise the Empire is busy returning Princess Leia and resurrecting loads of rebels. Such a nice empire.
[B][U]A Clockwork Orange[/U][/B]
Some greek gods are having sex and this dude is in hospital. He progressively gets worse before jumping into somebodies house through the window. In the house the man removes Alex's dinner and wine and makes him have a bath. Somehow the bath causes alex to look all beaten up and he runs into some cops who make him better. Some traps make him better. Then he goes through this strange treatment and gets put in jail. He is eventually dressed and let out where he revives a woman with a giant penis and helps his friends out of some water. He also knits a woman a jumpsuit while singing "Rain the in Singing I'm". It ends with him drinking some milk.
[B][U]Christmas Carol[/U][/B]
Scrooge loves Christmas but some ghosts make it terrible for him and bring back his dead friend and he has a rich a brilliant life.
Let's go.
Lion King.
Simba tries to make his father king again.
[b][u]The Curious Case of Benjamin Button[/b][/u]
A man lives his life normally.
It's weird, if you watch Twilight backwards, it's exactly the same as it is forwards.
Shit.
I lol'd
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If you watch Cinderella backward its about woman learning ehr place
District 9: An alien tries to get his other alien friend onto the planet, but starts to turn human. The military comes and decides that the aliens aren't much of a threat, and then the two alien buddies return some stolen fluid to MNU. The half-alien turns full human and adopts the name Wikus. He lives a normal life.
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[B][U]Star Wars: A New Hope[/U][/B]
Such a nice empire.
[b]Made me laugh; Rated you funny :D[/b]
[B][U]A Clockwork Orange[/U][/B]
Some greek gods are having sex.
[b] - What? I don't remember this. Could you elaborate?[/b]
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[QUOTE=RG4ORDR;23284907]I lol'd
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If you watch Cinderella backward its about woman learning ehr place[/QUOTE]
In the kitchen.
[b]From Paris With Love:[/b]
John Travolta unblows up and pulls the bullets out of people with his vacuum guns.
[b] Disney Peter Pan:[/b]
The Darling parents leave for a party as Peter Pan uses a Golden pirate ship to take the kids to Neverland. Once hey land tinkerbell turns the ship back to normal and Captain Hook follows a Crocodile back to the ship. Peter's house is destroyed but Hook uses a bomb to rebuild it and gives Peter a Present. Then after a Racist Native American party Peter steals Tiger Lily and leaves her to die, but Captain Hook saves her at the last minute. Peter then throws a Cannonball down to Hook's cannon and Peter takes the kids home. The Darling's come back from the party so the father can yell at his kids to have more fun. The movie ends with them playing Peter Pan.
The end.
[B]The Lord of the Rings Trilogy[/B]
Some short people retrieve a ring from a volcano and follow a creature home, who is eventually turned into a normal person. They are helped along by some orcs, but they get tired so goblins bury them and plant a forest over them. On the trip home a wizard wanders off into the forest before jumping out at them while they're building a bridge. The ring eventually makes everything progressively better until it is dismantled.
Meanwhile thousands and humans, elves, dwarves and orcs receive life-saving limb-reattachment surgery.
[B]Ghostbusters[/B]
A group of men in overalls unleash untold evil on the world.
[B]The Red Riding Hood[/B]
A wolf pukes up a grandma and a girl then runs out the forest and lives a completly normal life.
[B]A Brief History: World War 2[/b]
Using explosives dropped from airplanes, American pilots build the Japanese cities of Heroshima and Nagasaki. In return, the Japanese build a lagoon harbor in hawaii for the Americans. Meanwhile, a prophet known as Adolf Hitler rises from the dead, and soon after resurrects millions of jews before falling from power two decades later. America enters a depression.
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