• I just tried some of the hottest hot sauce EVER.
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Thread Music: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkyhvCdJ_vM&ob=av3e[/media] So this guy lives with me, and he's into hot peppers and stuff. Normally I am too. I love spicy food. I eat hot sauce on all my sandwiches. Only problem is this time he left the lid off the hot sauce bottle, so there's gross crusty stuff on the lid. I'm not using that. So I look around the cabinets for more. I see this [IMG_thumb]http://www.onlyhotsauce.com/img/p/1589-1759.jpg[/IMG_thumb] [img]http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/profile-ak-snc1/object2/1463/11/n320911668422_3000.jpg[/img] Hmm. Chile extract. Must be hot. It comes in a cool bottle too. I pryed it open, I thought it was a colored bottle. Nope, that stuff is BLACK. I went to pour it out, and it poured slowly, it's les viscous than water, about as much as olive oil or something. Then it hits the ham on my sandwich. It looks like I just slit my wrists and dropped blood on it. I went back to my computer and sat down. I realized that this stuff was probably spicier than I could handle, so I ripped off a piece of bread, and wiped up all the rest of the puddle. I only had a tiny bit left. The stuff that stayed on. I took a bite. it didn't really taste like hot sauce. More like rotten tomates. Took another and hit the sweet spot. My mouth was on FIRE. Not too much, but it was really painful. I ran into the kitchen, filled a glass halfway with chocolate syrup, and a little bit of milk. I didn't rush on this, but that was a bad idea. The more it sets in, the more SEARING PAIN I'm feeling from my tongue being lit on ACTUAL FIRE. I looked online, and I read about the [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoville_scale"]Scoville[/URL] scale. Turns out I just ate a sandwich that was literally 100 times hotter than the average hot pepper. I'm going to choose the [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/posticons/rant_2.gif[/IMG] post icon because it looks like it's on fire.
Oh god i just touched my dick. Feels bad man. MS Paint comic incoming.
I find that molten lead beats hot sauce any day. [editline]07:27PM[/editline] [QUOTE=MedicWine;24970084]Oh god i just touched my dick. Feels bad man.[/QUOTE] ok what
800,000 Scoville Units? Holy fucking shit. Hottest stuff I've ever had is about 178,000 S.U., and I apply that with a toothpick. It doesn't help that it's a liquid, makes the heat easily spread...
I tried that last week, actually. There is no taste. At all. Just a burning sensation that lasted about 30 minutes. I didn't wash my hands in those 30 minutes. I had an itch on my eye in class. I screamed.
[QUOTE=mrryanchisholm;24970111]I tried that last week, actually. There is no taste. At all. Just a burning sensation that lasted about 30 minutes. I didn't wash my hands in those 30 minutes. I had an itch on my eye in class. I screamed.[/QUOTE] You're just one big hot mess aren't you?
Some kid brought that shit to school and I tried a dot on the tip of my finger about the size of an m&m. I literally had the most fucked up 6th period ever.
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i want that stuff thats like 16 million on the scoville thing
is it possible to burn off your taste buds? cuz i'd rather not.
Wow, what's just above the hot sauce I tried. Pepper spray. Police pepper spray.
[QUOTE=Zer0;24970306]is it possible to burn off your taste buds? cuz i'd rather not.[/QUOTE] It's not actually hot, just spicy.
Sounds hot.
[QUOTE=KmScMT;24970291]i want that stuff thats like 16 million on the scoville thing[/QUOTE] You mean pure capsaicin? No, you don't.
Relevant: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXN8TacRGBQ[/media]
UNNNNN DROPPIN LOADS ALL OVER MY HOT SAUCE FEET :q:
I can't stand anything spicy. I like to enjoy food and not eat fire.
I ate a chili soup once and had diarrhea for about a month.
[QUOTE=John-Fu;24970799]I ate a chili soup once and had diarrhea for about a month.[/QUOTE] Was it worth it?
[QUOTE=Barrowsx;24970395]No, you don't.[/QUOTE] wow like right after i posted that i thought someone was gonna say exactly this
[QUOTE=Brandon;24971471]Was it worth it?[/QUOTE] Not really, I almost died because of food poisoning.
[QUOTE=Barrowsx;24970105]800,000 Scoville Units? Holy fucking shit. Hottest stuff I've ever had is about 178,000 S.U., and I apply that with a toothpick. It doesn't help that it's a liquid, makes the heat easily spread...[/QUOTE] that's nothing. [URL="http://firegirl.com/hs1210mdr.html"] http://firegirl.com/hs1210mdr.html[/URL] Mad dog's revenge, 1,000,000 scoville units a person i know had three fingers covered in it and ten seconds later, he was rolling on the floor not able to speak.
I had some like that. I couldn't taste anything for the rest of the day.
Eat this. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naga_Jolokia_pepper[/url]
I snorted capsicum once. I then ripped off my shirt and went around like an ape smashing shit cause that's what hardcore motherfuckers do
[QUOTE=JolKally;24971635]Eat this. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naga_Jolokia_pepper[/url][/QUOTE] p sure thats what he ate the extract of it anyway
I once drank a whole cup of it It turns out that I didn't, but I am right now ...oh [highlight][B][I]THAT STUFFS FUCKING HOOOOT!!!!![/I][/B][/highlight] [editline]10:03PM[/editline] Kidding :lol:
Hottest hot sauce I ever had was called Satans Asshole The name was severely less amusing after a spoonful of it.
Reminds me of [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=910115"]this thread[/URL]. It's always fun to watch someone experience pain on a live stream.
[QUOTE=NateDude;24971789]I once drank a whole cup of it It turns out that I didn't, but I am right now[/QUOTE] What?
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