• Bad Jokes
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What do you give a sick pig? Oinkment.
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you? AHAHAHA.. no really.
So a neutron walks into a bar. He says to the bartender, "How much for a drink around here?" The bartneder says, "For you? [i]No charge.[/i]"
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? [sp]Where's my tractor?[/sp]
How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get to the other side?
What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is BOTH THE SAME.
How can you tell if a groom is Polish? He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.
Iron Man is a superhero Iron woman is a command
Hey, did you hear about the kid who had his left arm chopped off? [sp]Yeah, he's all right.[/sp]
What did the cannibal say after he shit out his girlfriend? "You've just been DUMPED"
So a man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and abuses his wife when he's drunk.
I arrived late to a cannibals party. I got the cold shoulder.
What's worse then an annoying paper cut? [sp] The holocaust. [/sp]
So a man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest but your mum's a whore.
What do you call a sad Canadian? An eh-mo. :what:
What's worse than an ubercharged heavy? [sp]The Holocaust.[/sp] (don't rate me late if you've seen that video)
Why is Harry Potter never hot? [sp]He has a lot of fans.[/sp]
how can you tell ants are British they colonize
What's pink and hard? A pig with a tattoo.
womens rights
[QUOTE=XanaToast.;24575363]womens rights[/QUOTE] thats a good joke, what are you talking about
Why can't a bike stand on it's own? Because it is two tired.
A black guy, a Mexican, and an Arabian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "get the fuck out". lol
What's pink and wobbly and belongs to granddad. Grandma.
[QUOTE=FinalHunter;24452502]WHAT DO YOU CALL A CHEESE THAT ISN'T YOURS? Nacho cheese. Fucking annoying Cheez It commercial.[/QUOTE] What do you call cheese that's scary? Muenster cheese What Do you call cheese that you've already had? Havarti cheese (credits to my cousin)
Theres was this really good one that i knew, but i forgot it...
republicans
A woman is hit by a man driving in a car, who's fault is it?..... The man's, he shouldn't of been driving in the kitchen.
Why are there so little women on the internet? Someone forgot his laptop in the kitchen.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? [sp]getting raped[/sp]
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