• Silly stoner stories!
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Heres one: Me and my buddy were completely high off our asses. I was chillin, wearing my drug rug, watching tv, and eating cheez-its. My buddy, sitting next to me, is staring at the lava lamp. And so i say, "you want a cheez it?" with that baked smirk on my face. He keeps staring. So i start throwing cheez its at him until he noticed me. He says, dude, stop it. I've been looking at the lava lamp for 30 seconds and I cant get any peace and quiet. I responded with "dude, you've been staring at that lava lamp for like 10 minutes." I blew his mind. And then we ate chicken patties. Best god damn chicken patties ever made.
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this one time i got hi and ate a bunch of food tru story
[QUOTE=Mac2468;30564370]this one time i got hi and ate a bunch of food tru story[/QUOTE] pics or it didnt happen
one time i got high and everything was different then i laughed then i ate it was the best damn <x> ever
[QUOTE=super_yurtle;30564689]pics or it didnt happen[/QUOTE] then it didnt happen
I smoked kief and saw the videoclip for La Roux's Bulletproof. Then I bought a synthesizer so I could play trippy 80's beats.
me and my friend got super baked at his house and we watched a kid get pulverized by a giant black dildo and then get butt raped by the dildo. shit's funny
This one time I got really high and then I posted on facepunch It was awesome
Was it "the best damn post" ever?
no, this was
Got high, bought a 2 Liter of Pepsi, and box of rice kripsy treats, ate all of it,and asked my sister for another $20 unaware that I already asked five minutes ago.
[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;30580002]Got high, bought a 2 Liter of Pepsi, and box of rice kripsy treats, ate all of it,and asked my sister for another $20 unaware that I already asked five minutes ago.[/QUOTE] did it work?
-wrong thread-
[QUOTE=CjienX;30580039]did it work?[/QUOTE] -wrong quote-
There was this one time at some girl's 18 party, I was tired of drinking so we went out to smoke what we brought, I felt so bad thanks to this shitty vodka shit so I went on and smoked around 3 joints all by myself, in a row. (which is alot for me considering I smoke like once a week) and then I woke up in the desert dune nearby my city and had to walk for 2hours to get home.
one time i got really stoned and i took a shit on the floor it was the best day ever
[QUOTE=Rediscover;30582733]one time i got really stoned and i took a shit on the floor it was the best day ever[/QUOTE] :wtc:
one time i got really stoned because i said jehovah :frown:
lol op has a link to his myspace under his avatar
[QUOTE=Rediscover;30582908]lol op has a link to his myspace under his avatar[/QUOTE] azathothbeats Luke Camelo Time to play wife smothering simulator 2011. 12 Jun :v:
indeed that is me project zomboid is awesome :v:
azathothbeats Luke Camelo Despite everything i am still completely in love with you. :love:
i was tripping hard on dxm when i tweeted that it was a very emotional time for me :h:
azathothbeats Luke Camelo I leave lighters on my desk. Even when i'm not around, and my parents could see them. thats how cool i am. I do this too :c00l:
back the fuck up da kool kids are in da house
i don't what the fuck
:smug:
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;30583878]azathothbeats Luke Camelo I leave lighters on my desk. Even when i'm not around, and my parents could see them. thats how cool i am. I do this too :c00l:[/QUOTE] haha I have heaps of lighters lying around but I also have fireworks as well, my parents just think im a pyromaniac :v:
i'm signing up for twitter because i like how Rediscover uses it
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