Something that came upon my mind after looking at the amount of times my brother peed on the damn toilet seat.
i stand and if some gets on the toilet seat (not because of aim, but because of my piss suddenly going perpendicular to my dick), i wipe it off with a piece of toilet paper
At school standing all the way,
And at home mostly sitting :v:
[URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54t0iyp_udc"]some may find this helpful[/URL]
I sit because I take any excuse I can get to not stand
Standing
I don't know why, though, I manage to get piss on the floor [I]every single[/I] time without exception
-actually i stand-
I sit because I'm lazy as fuck.
I stand because I don't like having my dick move in uncomfortable ways. If I get a few drops on the floor, I just grab some TP and wipe it up.
I usually stand when I piss. However, when I am sitting to take a shit and I suddenly need to piss I just go ahead and do it while sitting.
Varies if you ask me, but I don't stand a lot now. What if you asked a female this question?
Sit because I somehow manage to piss on the toilet seat every single goddamn time
Stand, hate a cold toilet seat and dont mind wiping it up when i miss
Sit.
Standing is just [I]so much[/I] work.
I sit down unless I'm in a hurry. Somehow I get from peeing sitting down to taking a massive shit without realising I actually had to take a massive shit.
[editline]24th March 2015[/editline]
This is at home, at least.
where's the "lie face up on the floor, aim my dick straight up, piss with all my might and arc the flow at a slight angle so it falls down into the toilet" option
I piss in the sink.
There was a thread on this years ago with a useful diagram.
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;47386352]I sit down like a grown man. Standing to do it just makes a mess no matter how careful I am. Also because it's disgusting.[/QUOTE]
since when was it disgusting to pee standing???
im amazed at how you guys can't even manage to piss straight
Hi, welcome to facepunch. We can't piss straight while standing up.
Sit.
Theres no reason to stand up
I sit not because I have to but because I'm lazy as fuck.
Standing. If it's a long piss, I'll see how far away I can get from the toilet while still pissing into it.
I sit down beacuse it's a lot more comfy.
Also, how the hell is no one here capable of aiming with their dick?
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;47386352]I sit down like a grown man. Standing to do it just makes a mess no matter how careful I am. Also because it's disgusting.[/QUOTE]
do you have a sprinkler for a weewee
[editline]24th March 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=Zovox;47386995]Sit.
Theres no reason to stand up[/QUOTE]
convienence?
I squat on the seat. Best of both worlds.
You wouldn't piss on the seat if you lifted the seat up like its supposed to.
I stand and sometimes I brush my teeth while I'm at it: I don't like to waste time
I'm not joking.
Oh, you meant public toilet. I stand there too
I sit but if the toilet is occupied I'll just use the urinal (in public). Always sit down when I'm at home.
[QUOTE=NixNax123;47385803](not because of aim, but because of my piss suddenly going perpendicular to my dick)[/QUOTE]
there's nothing worse than when you whip it out to take a piss and it starts going sideways
pull back foreskin ^
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