• I found a spider. What do?
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So while casually browsing the internet, I looked at my leg to see a sneaky spider crawling on it. I jumped at first, but shaked him off and then chased him to the center of the room where I managed to capture him in a cup and paper. He is currently on my desk, and from what I can make out it is Brown, has some black stripes and is about the size of a bottlecap. (Times like this makes me glad I don't hate spiders.) So, what spider is it? What should I do? Spare him? Keep him as a pet? Train him to assassinate people I hate?
Spare him, train him to fetch you the newspaper, and name him Lord Captain Hairylegs. [editline]22nd August 2012[/editline] Raise an army of spiders to overthrow the Canadian Government.
burn it
Let him out. One day when your life is in danger, he will return the favor.
[QUOTE=tehMuffinMan;37367183]burn it[/QUOTE] :smith:
Stalk the spider from a distance, following it's every move. Eventually you will see him or her find a mate. When they proceed to copulate move slowly up them them and stare at them with slight smile on your face. That is when proceed to pleasure yourself. When you are about to orgasm, grab a shoe and kill them both during the copulation. Proceed to orgasm on their smears on your wall / floor / surface.
This spider is a ninja I tell you. Carefully plotting his escape and jumping forward whenever I move the cup slightly to look at him. He also is fast as hell and strangely enough has a pointed abdomen
[QUOTE=Magmacow358;37367153]So while casually browsing the internet, I looked at my leg to see a sneaky spider crawling on it. I jumped at first, but shaked him off and then chased him to the center of the room where I managed to capture him in a cup and paper. He is currently on my desk, and from what I can make out it is Brown, has some black stripes and is about the size of a bottlecap. (Times like this makes me glad I don't hate spiders.) So, what spider is it? What should I do? Spare him? Keep him as a pet? [b]Train him to assassinate people I hate?[/b][/QUOTE] have you considered that that may have been what the spider was sent to do to you? murder it in retaliation, hang the body outside your door as a warning to others.
[QUOTE=DeathDoom;37367236]have you considered that that may have been what the spider was sent to do to you? murder it in retaliation, hang the body outside your door as a warning to others.[/QUOTE] I lost it.
Kill it. That's how I am with spiders. Doesn't stem from fear of them or anything, more of a "I don't want any damn spiders [i]inside[/i] my house" thing. So if I see one indoors I kill it. If it's outdoors I leave it alone.
Look up descriptions of spiders in your area. If they're safe to humans, let it go. If it's dangerous to you, kill it, that's my policy. If it's a wolf spider, let it go outside. Wolf spiders are the bros of the spider world. Wolf spiders will eat other spiders in and around your home. You can tell it's a wolf spider by its distinctive eye pattern: It has two large eyes over the rest of its smaller eyes. They're brown with different stripe colors depending on the species, and can range in size, so it's possible you have a wolf spider. I like wolf spiders.
I couldn't find anything on him, sadly. In the end, I decided to spare him. Ideally he will tell his buddies that humans don't like spiders in their house, especially not on their leg. Either way, that spider shal see daylight tomorrow morning.
I can't wait until the spider has thousands of babies and your house becomes infested.
Start a family.
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Spiderbro. [img]http://localhostr.com/file/930/ljVyHR6P1HMy/johannek_spiderbro.png[/img]
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