• Aaaah my fukcking eye!
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So i was burning some papers with my lighter becaues i was sooo bored waiting for the diner! I dived the paper in cologne and then the paper was covered with fire after i lit it up, i started shaking it to put the fire off, BUT A FLAMING PAPER PIECE CAME IN MY EYE IT FUCKING HURTS NOW IM CLOSNG MY LEFT EYE AND TYPING THIS WHAT DO I DO!? IT HUUUUURTS I DONT WANT TO GO TO THE DOCTORTS EITHER BUT I DONT WANT TO BE BLINDOHH GOD! [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Undescriptive thread title. Now you have one day off facepunch to visit a doctor." - Gurant))[/highlight]
Doctor.
You're going to die.
And holy shit my avatar has no left eye what te fuck
Cold water, call a doctor.
The only other piece of information I can give you is milk. Pour your entire fucking life's milk supply in your eyes.
Get some anti-biotics and eye drops, use these for at least 2 weeks. A doctor is recommended though, you may have debris lodged in your eye due to the heat and you won't be able to get that out on your own. If you do have debris lodged in your eye, all the doctor will do is put some drops in your eye to completely numb it, and remove the debris with a small scoop. You won't feel a thing and it'll only take a few seconds. After that you'll likely be given the anti-biotic drops and eye drops to keep the eye lubricated. If you don't see a doctor and have debris in your eye the pain will get worse and your vision will become increasingly blurry.
[QUOTE=Sickle;24879992]Pour your entire fucking life's milk supply in your eyes.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i1025.photobucket.com/albums/y319/mightylolzor/xzibit.jpg[/IMG]
wash your eye with cold water [B]right now[/B], then go to the doctor.
Ouch ya go to the emergency room, and i remember when i was in 6th grade i rubbed my eye with my hand which happened to have a pencil in it. The pencil went under my glasses and straight into my eye, it hurt sooo bad.
Rinse your eyes with warm milk. [QUOTE=Brain scorcher;24879961]And holy shit my avatar has no left eye what te fuck[/QUOTE] rofl!
Get a fucking eye Patch, and set sail for the seven seas!!!
Carve the eye out with your finger so you can examine it for damage.
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