• Post the weirdest people you've seen at Mcd(icks)onald's V1 - obesity, obesity everywhere
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Post about weird people you've seen at Mcdonald's. I'll post one I found online: [quote]So there was this morbidly obese neckbeard that probably never bathed in maybe 3 years and had pimples all over his face. Looked like he was in his 30's. His mother wasn't much thinner, but his father looked like a professional athlete. The guy ordered 4 big macs, saying "3 for me, one for my mom". As he walked out the door, he tripped. It took him like a full minute to get up. I couldn't help but laugh, I know it was rude but it was just so unbearable funny to me.[/quote] Now, continue.
A bunch of kids came in and started putting weed in cigarettes at one of the tables. When they left there were piles of tobacco and weed all over the table and some guy had to clean it up :v:
not mcdonalds, but last time I was at burger king there were a bunch of grown men playing some tcg
[QUOTE=butre;48404919]not mcdonalds, but last time I was at burger king there were a bunch of grown men playing some tcg[/QUOTE] nothing wrong with that
[img]http://imgkk.com/i/xoic.jpg[/img] saw this at another burger king probably 4 years ago [editline]8th August 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=ImpSnob;48404921]nothing wrong with that[/QUOTE] you don't understand they were really into it and one of them had fingerless gloves
[QUOTE=butre;48404925]you don't understand they were really into it and one of them had fingerless gloves[/QUOTE] You should see what goes on at my uni.
adding v1 to your title. getting a bit ahead of yourself aren't you OP?
[QUOTE=Ryz0;48415651]adding v1 to your title. getting a bit ahead of yourself aren't you OP?[/QUOTE] esp. that in 5 posts shits gonna sink
I went to the page museum (tar pits) in LA a couple of years ago. Anyways at lunchtime me and the family decided to walk down the street to mcd's since the other restaurants around there were pricey. When we got there we saw this creepy looking hobo on one of the tables outside, so we decided it would be safer to eat inside. 5 minutes later when we got our food we thought we would go sit near the window. So much for that, because mr. creepy fuck was jackin' it in front of everyone, including little kids. Then we promptly called the cops and noped the fuck out of there. I swear every time I've been to LA I've seen weirdos of some type but that one tops the cake.
Myself and even then, I rarely ever get weird looks when attempting to look like the opposite gender.
[QUOTE=butre;48404919]not mcdonalds, but last time I was at burger king there were a bunch of grown men playing some tcg[/QUOTE] wtf is tcg?
[QUOTE=matt000024;48421521]wtf is tcg?[/QUOTE] trading card game
[QUOTE=matt000024;48421521]wtf is tcg?[/QUOTE] Trading card games, Magic The Gathering, Yu Gi Oh, etc [editline]10th August 2015[/editline] DAMN IT NINJA'D
[QUOTE=butre;48404925][IMG]http://imgkk.com/i/xoic.jpg[/IMG] saw this at another burger king probably 4 years ago [editline]8th August 2015[/editline] you don't understand they were really into it and one of them had fingerless gloves[/QUOTE] Jesus christ, I've seen people the size of smart cars sit on the booths we have at our McDonalds and they handle them without a sweat, how fucking was the whale that did that?!
[QUOTE=Bbarnes005;48421778]Jesus christ, I've seen people the size of smart cars sit on the booths we have at our McDonalds and they handle them without a sweat, how fucking was the whale that did that?![/QUOTE] Well juding from the way that razor sharp table was crushed into their bodies by a winch-type mechanism using their own weight against them, its now a fatbody in two parts. Are fatbodies like rainworms, where if you cut it in two, itl grow into two fatbodies?
[QUOTE=butre;48404925]you don't understand they were really into it and one of them had fingerless gloves[/QUOTE] you should see my mcdonald otakus zone out like half of the mcdonald for their weeaboo tcg (weiß schwarz I think?) past midnight here
At BK, some hippie looking guy was with his girlfriend I think. the hippie himself was ok I guess, but the girl.....how should I describe her... You know Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas? She looked high enough to have taken at least half the drugs that were shown during the film.
Bought McDonalds with some friends, and we sat outside and ate in the back of his pickup because it was nice out. While doing this, an older black man stepped out of a community church bus along with a huge group of other people. This man noticed us and broke apart from his group to begin his mighty trek towards us. He got up to us and started asking us if we were having fun, enjoying our summer, etc. That was when we noticed he was holding a big ass cup full of clear liquid. He proudly raised it up and said "ye man I aint goin' inside cuz I don't wanna get in no trouble for havin' vodka on me. S'my second cup, dun wanna make a scene, y'know?" We talked to him for a bit, and I made a joke to my friends, and this man turned towards me and said, "yo man are you gay?" Weird question, but I didn't know how to react, so I just winked at him. He lurched backwards, said "dats fucked up" and stumbled away into the McDonalds, never to be seen again.
I pulled into Burger King, and as I'm about to get out, this car comes tearing into the parking lot, tires screeching as it comes to a stop next to me. The door flies open. "THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!! I swear to fucking god *mumble mumble mumble*" Apparently they forgot to give her BBQ sauce for her onion rings.
[QUOTE=butre;48404925][img]http://imgkk.com/i/xoic.jpg[/img] saw this at another burger king probably 4 years ago [editline]8th August 2015[/editline] you don't understand they were really into it and one of them had fingerless gloves[/QUOTE] You should have sent them to the shadow realm
People at McDonalds in Sweden are pretty normal (at least in my town), I've seen an obese monstrosity maybe twice or trice. Our McDonalds was located right by our school so sometimes on lunch we'd go there to eat. And there was this girl in her maybe 30s called Åsa and she was really short and looked real fucking dorky, and she would always walk around outside picking up McDonalds junk literally 100-200 meters away from the resturants. That's all they would let her do, pick trash and clean inside. I don't even think they let her flip a single burger. She still works there too and I think she still only cleans shit up lol
Me and my Venturer Scouts were banned from every fastfood joint within an hour's walk. E: and the golf course
At Hungry Jacks (also known as Burger King) a TV stuck to the ceiling fell down somehow. Oh, right, weird people! Almost forgot. A guy from school walked into Hungry Jacks with a dildo or something underneath the pink dinosaur costume he was wearing.
[QUOTE=ScottyWired;48500275]Me and my Venturer Scouts were banned from every fastfood joint within an hour's walk. E: and the golf course[/QUOTE] Why?
One time, me and my friend went to McDonalds. After we got out of a car, a random middle aged black guy walked up to my friend and asked for money. He says that he has some family emergency and he needs money for a bus ticket. The weird thing is he kept saying that he is not a drug addict. Probably like 5 to 7 times even though we didn't even mention the word "drug" to him. My friend did give him the money anyway. :doubt:
[QUOTE=matt000024;48501896]Why?[/QUOTE] well mcdicks didn't like us after we bought enough 30 cent cones to barricade the drive-thru window. By the time they realised what was up, it all started to melt. Hungry Jacks(Burger King) was off limits because a few of the Scouts worked there. Two of our guys took a leak through the mail slot of Pizza Hut. We never got called up on it but information flows fast and they definitely had their suspicions. After enough rumours, all the food joints in the area pre-emptively banned "Youth Organisation Members". Peer pressure was a helluva drug, the oldest members gave me the [I]duty[/I] to act as a gate between them and the youngest members. Only to ensure that the camaraderie of young men was facilitated, of course. And definitely not because they gave me whiskey on camps. Being 15 was crazy. v- not me!
wtf you pissed through a mailslot?
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