• I'm being haunted by a spider
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So last night, I was walking out of my room to go piss when I see a huge Daddy Longlegs spider (about the size of my hand) outside of my door. I shuffle past him, grab my shoe and kill him. I feel some regret, as I remembered that Daddy Longlegs just leave you alone and catch flies, but whatever. Today, at about the same exact time, I walk out of my room to go piss when I see what appears to be THE EXACT SAME FUCKING SPIDER in the EXACT SAME FUCKING SPOT. It looks 100% identical, and the only difference I can see is that now it has it's web set up in such a way that at a brief glance it appears to be levitating slightly above the ground. I didn't kill it, and it's still sitting there outside my room. The only explanation I can offer is that the one I saw today is it's twin, determined to honor it's brother by doing the exact thing it did, it liked that particular spot so much that it reincarnated and went there again, or it somehow survived being crushed and dismembered, put itself back together in a day and went on with it's life. Or it's come back from the grave to get revenge.
Have you read Pet Sematary?
Well, who you gonna call? Ghostbusters or an exterminator?
[QUOTE=Mikesword221;41487785]Well, who you gonna call? Ghostbusters or an exterminator?[/QUOTE] Both at the same time.
Alright here's what ya do: 1.) Get salt 2.) Burn the house down. 3.) Move to Alaska 4.) Start life as a meth dealer.
Holy fucking shit I looked around in the hall and there's like 4 of them He's got backup
[QUOTE=Magmacow358;41487987]Holy fucking shit I looked around in the hall and there's like 4 of them He's got backup[/QUOTE] I'm sorry but there's no hope. Not even the ghost exterminators can help you.
TAKE A PICTUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Destroy all of them. [B]No mercy![/B]
None of them have moved at all whatsoever within the past few hours. I'm starting to think that this is the fault of that one spider that's been behind my toilet for weeks. Probably called his buddies over for a party. Bastard. [editline]16th July 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Daylight;41488576]TAKE A PICTUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE[/QUOTE] I don't have camera, else I would.
Being haunted by insects is one of my worst fears.
[QUOTE=Magmacow358;41488774]None of them have moved at all whatsoever within the past few hours. I'm starting to think that this is the fault of that one spider that's been behind my toilet for weeks. Probably called his buddies over for a party. Bastard. [editline]16th July 2013[/editline] I don't have camera, else I would.[/QUOTE] a phone? How do you not have something to take pictures with whaaat. You better call your friends and woop some EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS OFF THE SIDE OF THE EARTH [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAO-sbpW6YM[/media]
[QUOTE=Ricenchicken;41488839]a phone? How do you not have something to take pictures with whaaat. You better call your friends and woop some EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS OFF THE SIDE OF THE EARTH [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAO-sbpW6YM[/media][/QUOTE] Oh shit, I forgot about my phone. I hardly use the thing, TBH. It's dead right now, I'll have to charge it a bit. Will return once I got some pics. [editline]16th July 2013[/editline] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5VKKswJ.jpg[/IMG] My phone is old-ish, and it's camera sucks. I couldn't get a clear picture of the others, but they all look the same. They are undoubtedly the biggest longlegs spiders I've ever seen.
A SPIDER GHOST!
[QUOTE=Magmacow358;41487733]I see a huge Daddy Longlegs spider (about the size of my hand)[/QUOTE] You must have small hands... But more importantly, these spiders are as common as common can get. You're just gonna have to live with them, like the rest of us do.
don't daddy longlegs form big nests or some shit like that
[QUOTE=Magmacow358;41488895]Oh shit, I forgot about my phone. I hardly use the thing, TBH. It's dead right now, I'll have to charge it a bit. Will return once I got some pics. [editline]16th July 2013[/editline] *snip My phone is old-ish, and it's camera sucks. I couldn't get a clear picture of the others, but they all look the same. They are undoubtedly the biggest longlegs spiders I've ever seen.[/QUOTE] you need to move the fuck out asap
Punch it
[QUOTE=Magmacow358;41487733]So last night, I was walking out of my room to go piss when I see a huge Daddy Longlegs spider (about the size of my hand) outside of my door. I shuffle past him, grab my shoe and kill him. I feel some regret, as I remembered that Daddy Longlegs just leave you alone and catch flies, but whatever. Today, at about the same exact time, I walk out of my room to go piss when I see what appears to be THE EXACT SAME FUCKING SPIDER in the EXACT SAME FUCKING SPOT. It looks 100% identical, and the only difference I can see is that now it has it's web set up in such a way that at a brief glance it appears to be levitating slightly above the ground. I didn't kill it, and it's still sitting there outside my room. The only explanation I can offer is that the one I saw today is it's twin, determined to honor it's brother by doing the exact thing it did, it liked that particular spot so much that it reincarnated and went there again, or it somehow survived being crushed and dismembered, put itself back together in a day and went on with it's life. Or it's come back from the grave to get revenge.[/QUOTE] I similar thing happened to me, just that the events were different. I remember accidentally leaving rotten fruit in my school bag. And when I got back home, a swarm of fucking flies were all over the fucking place. It took hours to get rid of them. And my parents cracked the shits at me. The flies, like, were trying to gun me down O_O
I have those guys in my bathroom. They can't catch mosquitoes for shit but they catch wolf spiders like a boss. for that I let them live.
Come live in Australia mate I fucking dare you daddy long legs ain't shit
-snap
Call the cambodians
I woke up this morning and found that all but one (who has yet to move, and may just be dead) has disappeared. I blocked off the crack under my door, so there's no way they got into my room. I have no clue where they are.
Spiders are total bros. People's irrational fear of them is pretty unjustified als long as you let them do their thing.
So after looking them up on wikipedia to get a clearer picture, it turns out that they mainly like to eat fungus (Which I don't want in my house), venomous spiders (which I REALLY don't want in my house) and various insects (which I also don't want in my house) and that they never have harmed a human. I guess we can co-exist. Their webs aren't sticky, supposedly. If I walk into it it won't matter. So I now have an undead spider as a roommate. Cool.
Daddy long legs fangs are too small to penetrate a humans skin. If they could, you'd be dead. Your best bet is to leave them alone. They won't hurt you and they take care of all the bad bugs in your house. [B]EDIT:[/B] Golden is right. I should've checked my sources. (haven't heard about daddy long leg venom in years. I don't get out much.)
I now feel bugs crawling all over me.
[QUOTE=The golden;41494093]This was proven to be a myth several times.[/QUOTE] Bullshit, daddy longlegs have killed me [I]at least[/I] 5 times. :rolleye:
get the hoover out [editline]18th July 2013[/editline] or put conkers in your room they hate the chemicals
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