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EW EW EW EW WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
I was just heading into the bathroom when I heard what sounded like some kind of small bird flying around the hall. I turned on the lights and THIS MONSTROSITY WAS ON THE DOORWAY.
It was a tough bastard too. I grabbed a flyswatter, but when I actually confronted the thing, I knew my weapon wouldn't do much but tickle it slightly. Still, I swatted it like 8 times, then stomped it with my shoe like 5 times. It was still moving after all that, so finally I had to just put it under a glass and carry it outside. I can now only pray that it doesn't seek revenge on me in my sleep.
So just what the hell was this thing?
Looks like a roach.
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Or a beetle. I was thinking a beetle too.
It's a bug that is on your ceiling.
It's a bug.
roach
It's a roach.
Holy shit. :tinfoil: How big is this thing?
It is an ambassador of some other planet, seeking audience with our leader. Now you severely injured their messenger. Their warships are ready to destroy our puny civilization.
Why'd you kill him? You should have kept him and named him Walter
[QUOTE=scout-on-a-train;16533283]It is an ambassador of some other planet, seeking audience with our leader. Now you severely injured their messenger. Their warships are ready to destroy our puny civilization.[/QUOTE]
no i think its a bug
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[QUOTE=salty peanut;16533285]Why'd you kill him? You should have kept him and named him Walter[/QUOTE]
he couldnt kill him
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16533261]Looks like a roach.
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The only roaches I've ever seen are the brown & black kind.
This was about as big as one, but I've never seen one with white spots on it. In fact, I've never seen any bug like this.
Spruce beetle. Image search it.
Maybe. It crossed my mind.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;16533378]Spruce beetle. Image search it.[/QUOTE]
Are you sure? I did the image search, and I didn't see anything with four white spots on its back
I dont know....maby if you ask jesus he might answer you...or he might sick it on you while ur asleep >=) nah its just a roach
How big is it anyway? We can't use anything in the photo for a reference.
It's something that will jump on you and eat whole in one bite.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16533528]How big is it anyway? We can't use anything in the photo for a reference.[/QUOTE]
I dunno, bout two inches.
Two inches of PURE EVIL
did jew kill it or just make funny faces at it?
That thing was a lucky charm man. How could you?
It's just like a four leaf clover except with spots instead.
You can't just swat roaches you have to grind them down.
into roach pudding
Indestructiroach.
We've got these things where i live. They hate Fire and deoderent body spray, they hate them even more when put together.
[QUOTE=devdog07;16533505]I dont know....maby if you ask jesus he might answer you...or he might sick it on you while ur asleep >=) nah its just a roach[/QUOTE]
This is the worst post in this thread.
[QUOTE=GmanIsPwnage;16533632]That thing was a lucky charm man. How could you?
It's just like a four leaf clover except with spots instead.[/QUOTE]
Bahaha I would've never thought of it like that. In that case, go find it and freeze it. After that you can carry it around in your pocket or hang it around your neck for good luck!
I found one in my hat once. I threw the hat away.
That sir is a unacceptable use of a hat
*slaps roach, and thrower away er in the face*
[QUOTE=Plasticnoob;16533640]You can't just swat roaches you have to grind them down.[/QUOTE]
I didn't know this, even though I'd never get one here I'd burn the fucker with lynx & lighter.
RADROACH
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YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
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