My annoying neighbour and a cat who shits all over the place.
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Greetings gentlemen.
I live in Singapore, and most of the people in Singapore live in flats, which are essentially tiny houses in a big building. Due to this, the tiny compartments are very close to each other. Occasionally you would bump onto your neighbours on your way down. And due to the fact that we are so close to each other, we can actually hear what is going on next door.
I'll tell you some infomation/background about my neighbours. They are a married couple, and they have three sons. Well it's not the parents and the elder ones that are annoying, its the two little tykes there.
The first day the family moved in, I was bombarded by shitloads of coins. The two kids were throwing coins into my window, it's no surprise a scolding followed after. A few months after they moved in, I was greeted with a monstrosity - a humpty dumpty with an evil smile - drawn outside my house. Yet, I have been tolerating their acts.
Following after, they were playing Guitar Hero at an insane volume. Not that I dislike the Guitar Hero franchise, but they were playing it at almost a deafening volume. I could even hear their songs even when I'm downstairs. To top it all, I heard the kids scream at the top of their lungs. When they past by my apartment, they would deliberately scream and make funny noises such as " URH URH URH URH AAAGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAH" . I could have sworn I saw one of them humping the wall.
Guess what, I followed them down to the void deck and saw them wrestling each other. Wrestling is totally fine, but they added MASKED RIDER moves to it, like "HENSHIN" or " KABUTO KICK " Needless to say, I was shaking my head. It is funny yet embarrassing to see them do such things.
Now about the cat.
There are a lot of stray cats downstairs, but I wouldn't be allowed to adopt them, for my parents disallow it. Outside my house, there are some pots with nothing but soil in it. I know I should dispose away the soil, but I'm lazy. Cats apparently like to dig a hole in the soil and shit all over it, then cover it back with soil. What ninjas. As I type this I can smell the putrid smell of cat shit. The cat has entered my house several times too, often hiding under my table or running around aimlessly. Though the cat is adorable, the actions are what I dislike.
I know this might be a long thread, but I hope you would read it. (: If there are any questions of living in Singapore or Singapore in general, feel free to ask me. (:
Tell your neighbours to get their kids under control.
Call the police. They might do something about it.
[QUOTE=the_shape;18543710]Tell your neighbours to get their kids under control.[/QUOTE]
Hopefully I will do that in time to come, but I don't see them often. I don't like the idea of knocking on a strangers door and them them things though.
[QUOTE=Dummkopf;18543720]Call the police. They might do something about it.[/QUOTE]
This is Singapore.
Also, I feel your pain OP, my neighbors are a bunch of Bedouin Saudis (Comparable to American Rednecks)
They're practically the same as yours except instead of Guitar Hero its playing soccer in their balcony while yelling like animals.
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Assholes killed my cat
[QUOTE=Epidemick;18543755]This is Singapore.
Also, I feel your pain OP, my neighbors are a bunch of Bedouin Saudis (Comparable to American Rednecks)
They're practically the same as yours except instead of Guitar Hero its playing soccer in their balcony while yelling like animals.
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Assholes killed my cat[/QUOTE]
Are the Bedouin Saudi people from Saudi Arabia? Sounds like it. Yeah, my neighbours do play soccer downstairs at the grass field and they do shout like mad people.
[QUOTE=Dummkopf;18543755]
Call the police. They might do something about it. [/QUOTE]
We do have police here, but they are probably not going to handle such a trivial matter like this.
[QUOTE=excellency;18543764]Are the Bedouin Saudi people from Saudi Arabia? Sounds like it. Yeah, my neighbours do play soccer downstairs at the grass field and they do shout like mad people.[/QUOTE]
Yeah but they play it in the fucking BALCONY somehow
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(Also, I live in Saudi Arabia at the moment, to clear things up)
[QUOTE=Epidemick;18543772]Yeah but they play it in the fucking BALCONY somehow
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(Also, I live in Saudi Arabia at the moment, to clear things up)[/QUOTE]
What. How the fuck do you play soccer on a balcony?
[QUOTE=Epidemick;18543772]Yeah but they play it in the fucking BALCONY somehow
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(Also, I live in Saudi Arabia at the moment, to clear things up)[/QUOTE]
Ah, I see. Wouldn't the balcony be small?
How is Saudi Arabia by the way? I have plans one day to travel there, is it fine over there?
I have NO IDEA
Its like maybe a 5m x 2m balcony
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[QUOTE=excellency;18543797]
How is Saudi Arabia by the way? I have plans one day to travel there, is it fine over there?[/QUOTE]
Stay the [B]FUCK[/B] away from this country
You will regret being here after the first 5 minutes.
If they annoy you that much, just talk to them. Be calm, be Fonzie cool...
[QUOTE=Epidemick;18543755][b] Bedouin Saudis[/b]
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Fucking annoying assholes.
It's like they try their best to be annoying on purpose. Fuck.
Nearly had a fight with a bunch of them once. The reason? I looked at them.
[QUOTE=Epidemick;18543820]
Stay the [B]FUCK[/B] away from this country
You will regret being here after the first 5 minutes.[/QUOTE]
Naw dawg, Saudi is cool.
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You know what to do.
[QUOTE=Epidemick;18543820]I have NO IDEA
Its like maybe a 5m x 2m balcony
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Stay the [B]FUCK[/B] away from this country
You will regret being here after the first 5 minutes.[/QUOTE]
My uncle said that they have tasty roasted peanuts. Or is it UAE?
[QUOTE=Epidemick;18543820]I have NO IDEA
Its like maybe a 5m x 2m balcony
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Stay the [B]FUCK[/B] away from this country
You will regret being here after the first 5 minutes.[/QUOTE]
Midgets. There's your answer.
Sounds like the cat is in a shitty mood.
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the answer to all your problems...
Stomp it by accident.
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the answer to all your problems...[/QUOTE]
Singapore. Fucking Singapore.
[QUOTE=Konigstiger96;18543975]Singapore. Fucking Singapore.[/QUOTE]
We dont have real guns. We have NERF guns ): I'll be damned if the police sees me with a gun. We also can't even have airsoft! That really sucks.
They got shops in holland village that sell them, Under the counter.
[QUOTE=maooi;18544065]They got shops in holland village that sell them, Under the counter.[/QUOTE]
Really?
[QUOTE=maooi;18544065]They got shops in holland village that sell them, Under the counter.[/QUOTE]
Which shops?
[QUOTE=excellency;18544198]Which shops?[/QUOTE]
There's no such shops that sells guns in Singapore. If there are any, it's illegal.
I've seen friends with those so called 'air-soft' but I think it's imported from Malaysia illegally.
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Also, is it just me or Singaporean FPer's have increased by 10x?
I could imagine just some cat blowing shit out of it's ass all over the place and it wouldn't be one big chunk... Oh wait... I did that on Garrysmod :D
[QUOTE=Physlithium;18544470]There's no such shops that sells guns in Singapore. If there are any, it's illegal.
I've seen friends with those so called 'air-soft' but I think it's imported from Malaysia illegally.
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Also, is it just me or Singaporean FPer's have increased by 10x?[/QUOTE]
Ofcourse illegally, I dunno what shops, i got friends who have airsoft guns.
And yeah, I thought i was the only singaporean. :smile:
There is angelangel and thereisno131 which I knew last year.
But from 2009 it seemed to increased by several folds.
You guys make your smileys backward in Singapore?
[QUOTE=Physlithium;18544937]There is angelangel and thereisno131 which I knew last year.
But from 2009 it seemed to increased by several folds.[/QUOTE]
Hey! I was one of them!
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I say, its best to develop a good relationship with them. My nieghbour is my uncle!
THE NEXT ANNOYING THING IS CONSTRUCTION. FUCKING LIFTS.
Oh, yes and ray243, I remember you!
YOU BECAME A FUCKING POSTWHORE? ZOMFG.
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[QUOTE=Robman8908;18544973]You guys make your smileys backward in Singapore?[/QUOTE]
What do you mean? Any pictures?
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