• Medical on monday and I have smoked weed
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Hey guys I smoked weed a day ago and my friends are picking up £80 quids worth of weed for a hardcore weekend of going to Manchester to see bring me the horizon,a day to remember and august burns red. Then the next day a party so effectively I'm gonna be stoned off my tits for the next two days. I'm also a boxer too, yeah I know boxing + weed = wtf. A lot of professional boxers openly confess to doing it anyway. Here is the thing I need to do the medical no matter what and skipping it is out of the question and even if I do or don't do weed this weekend they are gonna catch me with a piss test. So yeah am i fucked or are there and bright people here who can help me at least make a good excuse or way around this?.
Don't do weed.
[QUOTE=skifer;17962912]Hey guys I smoked weed a day ago and my friends are picking up £80 quids worth of weed for a hardcore weekend of going to Manchester to see bring me the horizon,a day to remember and august burns red. Then the next day a party so effectively I'm gonna be stoned off my tits for the next two days. I'm also a boxer too, yeah I know boxing + weed = wtf. A lot of professional boxers openly confess to doing it anyway. Here is the thing I need to do the medical no matter what and skipping it is out of the question and even if I do or don't do weed this weekend they are gonna catch me with a piss test. So yeah am i fucked or are there and bright people here who can help me at least make a good excuse or way around this?.[/QUOTE] Have someone else pee in a cup for you?
[QUOTE=UncleJimmema;17962976]Have someone else pee in a cup for you?[/QUOTE] That is a VERY good idea.
It's at times like these where people like this deserve a very hard facepalm. You know you're going to be tested, so why do it? If you're passionate in what you're involved in you'll have the nerve and will to not go and do something to fuck up all your chances.
If you're a boxer just keep on doing intense workouts drink lots of water and take the test with a water filled bladder you might be able to dilute the test. If someone is watching you while using aurinal put the urine in a ziplock bag rip it with you fly and pretend. I have neverused a detox kit because I really don't think people need them.
[QUOTE=haloguy234;17963059]It's at times like these where people like this deserve a very hard facepalm. You know you're going to be tested, so why do it? If you're passionate in what you're involved in you'll have the nerve and will to not go and do something to fuck up all your chances.[/QUOTE] The medical came up at random if it was the case I knew when it was then I would of dip shit. [editline]10:39PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Pajama Sam;17963082]If you're a boxer just keep on doing intense workouts drink lots of water and take the test with a water filled bladder you might be able to dilute the test. If someone is watching you while using aurinal put the urine in a ziplock bag rip it with you fly and pretend. I have neverused a detox kit because I really don't think people need them.[/QUOTE] All right nice I've got one of my friends to piss for me and ill use a ziplock bag to hide it thanks man.
[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;17962947]Don't do weed.[/QUOTE] Answer to all of your problems.
[QUOTE=Pascall;17963152]Answer to all of your problems.[/QUOTE] Fuck that.
drink a shitload of water
I thought weed stays only for about 3 days in your urine? EDIT: wait, here it says 4-12 weeks
Do it anyways, piss awesome.
stop doing drugs mr cool boxer man.
smoke more weed
How about not smoking weed anymore you stupid idiot.
smoke weed erry day dont give a fuck
Dont smoke weed dumbass. Its bad anyway. And i dunno. your fucked probley. Good Day.
Everyone should stop saying "oh stop smoking weed you dumbass it's so bad for you you are gonna die from it it's so bad and I'm so straight edge that makes me a better person" Smoke dat shit meng. Have a good time at ADTR. Fuck medicals.
[QUOTE=skifer;17963111]The medical came up at random if it was the case I knew when it was then I would of dip shit. [/QUOTE] I'm fairly certain any sport (Fuck man, any [i]JOB[/i]) does random drug tests.
Weed stays in your hair for months and months you know
Enough with the weed bashing! It's his choice, let him be! But yeah, like Pajama Sam said, if you must pee supervised then just work out alot and drink lots of water to try to get it out of your system quicker. If not, getting a friend's piss is a good idea. There are fake penises with bladders which you can fill with whatever you want. But since time's a factor I wouldn't try getting my hands on one of those.
[QUOTE=beatzdawg;17963440]smoke weed erry day[/QUOTE] yeah. erry day for the lols.
I just want to clarify: I'm not saying weed is bad. I'm saying that it's stupid to do it if you're employed or are in sports.
[QUOTE=haloguy234;17963782]I just want to clarify: I'm not saying weed is bad. I'm saying that it's stupid to do it if you're employed or are in sports.[/QUOTE] Agreed.
Pretend you're super super sick so you don't have to go to medicals.
[QUOTE=hl2poo;17963832]Pretend you're super super sick so you don't have to go to medicals.[/QUOTE] Wouldn't that just make them insist MORE on him going to get a medical? :|
Wow OP :geno:
[QUOTE=haloguy234;17963750]I'm fairly certain any sport (Fuck man, any [i]JOB[/i]) does random drug tests.[/QUOTE] Nope they normally tell you at the boxing gyms around Britain.
[QUOTE=skifer;17963905]Nope they normally tell you at the boxing gyms around Britain.[/QUOTE] Doesn't matter what they normally tell you, you should have seen this coming. But maaan did you fuck up.
[QUOTE=skifer;17963905]Nope they normally tell you at the boxing gyms around Britain.[/QUOTE] That's just making you look even worse. You're explicitly told when these drug tests are going to occur and insist on doing drugs regardless.
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