• Moments your friends have that you want to fucking kill them because of.
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Me and my other friend: we play L4D on the PC, you? My dumb friend: I play it for the wii, and PS3. Sorry. FUUUUUUCK. Post you guys' dumb friend moments.
I'm on the roof of their golf cart with my shoes off and they slam into a baseball field gate downhill and I flew over and smashed my face.
Caught my friend making out with my girlfriend. Outcome: Stomped balls and a break up.
My 'friend' Jacob. God damn childish son of a bitch. He yells and tries to punch you in the shoulder (Not like Punching really, like stabbing with a invisible knife, like how toddlers would hit) because you disagreed with him.
He's a newfag. Constantly spouting off shit about 'the game', lolcats, Portal references, etc. It's as if he came from fucking 2008.
When my friends come to school shouting "It's over 9000!" and other old memes. This happened last week, by the way.
All my friends are newfags/play nothing but 360, but I can deal with it. Only one of my friends is getting gmod soon and I need to teach him how to install steam.
My friend called me at 3am crying because he had just watched Saving Private Ryan for the first time, he was obviously wasted, I wanted to kill him at the time but now I just look back at it and laugh
Me: "Why the hell do you have all the Twilight books." Him: "They're pretty good!" Me: "Why." Him: "They have good writing and an original concept." Me: "Why don't you read some real books for a change?" Him: "Like what, huh? What's your favorite book?" Me: "The Count of Monte Cristo." Him: "What's that?" Me: "It's by the guy who wrote Three Musketeers." Him: "What's Three Musketeers?" :smithicide:
^ Count of Monte Cristo is an awesome book :D
My friends got flashed at a water park when we were around 12, but I wasnt with them at the time. So....... Jelly.....
When my American friend I've known for half a decade couldn't point to the UK on a map, and expressed how he thought the Queen ran my country fucking god damn you're on facepunch too, you fucker ! you know who you are !
[QUOTE=redwinterwol;26873453]My friends got flashed at a water park when we were around 12, but I wasnt with them at the time. So....... Jelly.....[/QUOTE] he was probably lying well this one time my friend found a stack of like thirty 20 dollar bills in a a jacket he bought at goodwill for 10 dollars, when I told him it looked like a nice jacket and he should buy it. He didn't even give me one bill.
We have a deep discussion about life where we find out we agree with each other on a lot of things. Then a couple of weeks later he becomes a complete hypocrite being everything he told me he hated, one such thing being "I hate people who fall to peer pressure" these days EVERYTHING he does is due to peer pressure. Not only that but he's being terribly secretive about everything, even if it's not worth keeping a secret. And he has some superiority complex going on, acting as if I'm SO immature for not realising that people lie sometimes. Because telling me "I'm not going to tell you what they said about you because it's really offensive" is a nice thing to say to a friend. All it's going to do it make me worried what 'they' said about me. What's worse is later on I find out that this 'really offensive' thing was actually "His middle name is Clifford LOL BIG RED DOG". Really offensive and worth not telling me. And acts as if he's a super genius because he doesn't watch TV. I don't watch TV either but at least I know who Stephen Fry is. He should be ashamed to be a Brit and act smug for not knowing who he is. He's such a dick recently. I just needed to get that off my chest :frown:
When one of my friends tells me how many facebook friends he has and then asks ''How many Facebook friends do you have :smug:? i have 100'' Then I rage in my head because i dont even use facebook.
When they get all assholish after beating me in a game or something.
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