Today I had a bowl of cereal and forgot to close/put away the box. My sister saw this, and immediately threatened to chop off my dick with a meat cleaver. She was obviously on her period, but I think she might be serious. What should I do?!
Make a thread about it
Chop [I]her[/I] dick off with a meat cleaver.
ಠ_ಠ leave, Now
Chop your own dick off. When she comes in to chop your dick off, you just stand up in a superman-pose and a smugface without pants to show her that she can't do it, [B]cause it's already gone[/B]! Win.
[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;25660654]Chop [I]her[/I] dick off with a meat cleaver.[/QUOTE]
This.
Meat cleavers are where its at.
Tell your mommy.
[QUOTE=alex-is-epic;25661105]Tell your mommy.[/QUOTE]
because she'd believe me? nope
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op = troll?
Tell us if your sister is hot and single.
Steal everything sharp and pointy in your house.
Then cut her tits off (If she has any.), blend them and feed them to a dog.
The rage will make her head aspload, therefore meaning she can't chop your dick off anymore.
[editline]Lolwut?[/editline]
And you'll have one less nuisance in your life.
OP, when she goes to chop off your dick, she will see how big and amazing it is and instead suck it.
[editline]26th October 2010[/editline]
But otherwise you are screwed, it is a [i]meat[/i] cleaver after all.
slap her round the kitchen with a toaster.
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;25661403]OP, when she goes to chop off your dick, she will see how big and amazing it is and instead suck it.[/QUOTE]
...no comment
[QUOTE=ZakkShock;25660621]Make a thread about it[/QUOTE]
:frog:People should start getting banned for saying this
[QUOTE=Jonathan94;25661487]:frog:People should start getting banned for saying this[/QUOTE]
Make a thread about it.
[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;25660654]Chop [I]her[/I] dick off with a meat cleaver.[/QUOTE]
Do this. In case she doesnt have a dick do it with her head.
That involves cleaning up
Too much work
Let her do it, then embrace you new-found womanhood.
[QUOTE=ZakkShock;25660621]Make a thread about it[/QUOTE]
He made the god damned motherfucking thread before you or any of the other smartasses come in telling how they should "Make a fucking thread about it" jesus.
[editline]27th October 2010[/editline]
Oh and OP your sister gets mad easily..
tell her to get back in the fucking kitchen
Have incest, obv.
Sleep with your mom so your dad has to sleep in your room. Then, when your sister comes to cut off your dick she will actually cut off your dads dick. Your dad should get pretty pissed and ground her long enough for her period to pass and then she'll no longer be mad with you.
Everybody wins!
[QUOTE=Rodancoci;25669368]Sleep with your mom so your dad has to sleep in your room. Then, when your sister comes to cut off your dick she will actually cut off your dads dick. Your dad should get pretty pissed and ground her long enough for her period to pass and then she'll no longer be mad with you.
Everybody wins![/QUOTE]
Hid dad has no dick, so he DOESNT wins.
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Your thread and your name match almost to perfectly
EDIT: I'm so late. My bad, the comp didn't load the image.
[QUOTE=riceyrice;25682194][img_thumb]http://imgur.com/AlyEP.jpg[/img_thumb]
Your thread and your name match almost to perfectly[/QUOTE]
Most likely a troll :v:
[QUOTE=darth-veger;25682223]Most likely a troll :v:[/QUOTE]
really???
Most likely a wallid thread.
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