• Facepunch Writes A Movie Script
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Lets write a movie script! Heres an example:- [QUOTE] -The night is dark, and a boy walks into frame- Boy: Hi [/QUOTE] You can set a new scene by using '-' and introduce new characters as well, or change the setting. You can start or end scenes as you please, you can also put stage directions into it also, such as. [QUOTE] The boy slaps the man. [/QUOTE] Lets see how this goes! I'll begin [QUOTE] -We are inside of a room, two beings enter, a boy and his dog- Boy: Hello Dog! The Dog Barks Dog: Arf I am a dog! [/QUOTE]
Dog: Arf hey Vic remember when we fucking ate that girl arf. Boy: ([I]nods[/I]) Yeah, that was pretty wacky.
[I]Girl enters[/I] Dog: Hey what the fuck we ate you. Girl: That was my twin, dumbass! Boys: Hey, if you're gonna kill him, spare me. I didn't eat anything. Dog: That's a fucking lie.
Boy: I don't even love this life anymore [i]Boy pulls gun[/i] Boy: Goodbye cruel world! Girl: [i]Oh no, don't do it. We totally don't want that to happen...[/i]
Boy: (shoots dog) Girl: Why did you do this? Boy:(Unzips skin to reveal that he is the real dog) Dog: I was actually a Dog all along.
Dog: She-wolf of France, but worse than wolves of France, Whose tongue more poisons than the adder's tooth, How ill-beseeming is it in thy sex To triumph like an Amazonian trull Upon their woes whom fortune captivates. But that thy face is vizard-like, unchanging, Made impudent with use of evil deeds, I would assay, proud queen, to make thee blush. To tell thee whence thou cam'st, of whom derived, Were shame enough to shame thee, wert thou not shameless. Thy father bears the type of King of Naples, Of both the Sicils and Jerusalem, Yet not so wealthy as an English yeoman. Hath that poor monarch taught thee to insult? It needs not nor it boots thee not, proud queen, Unless the adage must be verified, That beggars mounted run their horse to death. 'Tis beauty that doth oft make women proud; But God he knows thy share thereof is small.'Tis virtue that doth make them most admired; The contrary doth make thee wond'red at. 'Tis government that makes them seem divine; The want thereof makes thee abominable. Thou art as opposite to every good As the Antipodes are unto us Or as the South to the Septentrion. O tiger's heart wrapped in a woman's hide! How couldst thou drain the lifeblood of the child, To bid the father wipe his eyes withal, And yet be seen to bear a woman's face? Women are soft, mild, pitiful, and flexible; Thou stern, obdurate, flinty, rough, remorseless. Bid'st thou me rage? Why, now thou hast thy wish. Wouldst have me weep? Why, now thou hast thy will. For raging wind blows up incessant showers, And when the rage allays the rain begins. These tears are my sweet Rutland's obsequies, And every drop cries vengeance for his death 'Gainst thee, fell Clifford, and thee, false Frenchwoman.
CIA: Dog, I'm CIA
[I]Girl leaves cause guys that pretend to be animals are weird.[/I]
-Crossfade to view of a large castle in the middle of a barren wasteland- -Pan around, revealing a man standing, close to death- Man: I'm close to the end. After all these years, I'm finally here.
Narrator: It's only a model...
Narrator: a model in a bottle. That is time itself, simply an object on a shelf. Even if it is as we see it, we never understand the Russian.CYKA BLYAT. How do we know that real is real? A boy, a dog ,a girl, a man what's the deal? All we are are characters in a story with no plot. In cosmic scale, just a dot. -Pan to the Hanes logo on the mans boxer briefs- Man: D... Dr Pavel.... I... Is that you.
You guys suck.
-Camera pans over to Kramer- Kramer: Shieeeeeeet.
Seinfeld: What is the [I]deal[/I] with [I]all this money?[/I] Funky bass line.
A tall russian man named Vladimir with a beard, a snow hat, and a half empty bottle of Vodka drunkenly lurked into the room. Vlad: JERRY, GET YOUR DICK OUT OF THE PICKLE JAR WE GOTTA GO BACK TO RUSSIA!
Jerry: But Vladimir, it's stuck! Vlad: That is not very good at all. Bane: That's a big jar. *Audience gasps* -Camera pans over to Bane- Bane: For pickles. *Audience claps* -Sheldon Cooper enters the apartment- Sheldon: Bazinga! -Sheldon leaves the apartment- Vlad: We must go to the Dagobah System. Jerry: Yeah, Mister White! *Bane tries to talk but his voice is hard to understand* -JonTron falls through the apartment ceiling- JonTron: Stop. Stop... STOP! -Game of Thrones outro-
[i]The screen shifts away in a fuzzy way with the start of a flashback.[/i]
[I]Simultaneously, someone's cherished childhood characters are sodomized until they, too, explode[/I]
Sakurai: *laughs*
Vladimir falls down the stairs while yelling [B][I]"OOOOPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"[/I][/B]
[I]A plane CRASHES in front of our heroes and BANE steps out [/I] Bane: I am too big for this movie.
-As Bane finish his last sentence he realize, there is a another Bane already in the destroyed room! -Vlad & Jerry are confuse
Vlad yells from the bottom of the stairs "Cyka Blyat! We have two Banes now?"
[I]Cuts to boardroom meeting of writer pitching film idea to executives.[/I] Writer: So what do you guys think? [I]Zooms out to reveal that they all hanged themselves.[/I]
[QUOTE=Michael haxz;47931120]Vlad yells from the bottom of the stairs "Cyka Blyat! We have two Banes now?"[/QUOTE] edit:post it a bit late but whatever -CIA get out of the plane and clean himself from the debris. Then realize the situation.- (While doing his pose) CIA: Sooo, which one of you is the biggest guy? Bane-1 (from the castle): Only one of us can rise the fire. Bane-2 (from plane): For you. -Then a huge fight began between the two of them. Both well trained, huge and strong. They will grab each other and fall down the montain
-Jerry intervenes, attempting to stop the fight- Jerry: Wait, wait... The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! -Audience laughs- Bane-1: What a lovely, lovely voice... Bane-2: But he expects one of us cringing, brother! CIA: The flight plan I just filed with the Spanish Inquisition lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here but only ONE OF YOU. First one to talk gets to... -Plane hits turbulence and crashes into something-
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