Evening gents. I come to ask you for some help.
I have the entirety of my house to myself for the next ~15 hours.
List of things that I've done.
- Masturbated
- Got naked
- Ran around
- Got food
- Masturbated (but this time naked)
So what should I do?
Edit: Oh fuck I thought I was in Fast Threads.
do all those things again
people used to throw parties when they had the house to themselves.
now they run around naked and masturbate.
[i]Mom and dad are gone so nobody cares! So I'm gonna live on a mountain of chairs!"[/i]
Do it.
[QUOTE=skynrdfan2;24424396]people used to throw parties when they had the house to themselves.
now they run around naked and masturbate.[/QUOTE]
Why not combine the two? :smug:
party naked
[QUOTE=skynrdfan2;24424396]people used to throw parties when they had the house to themselves.[/QUOTE]
I'm on facepunch, do you really think I know people in real life? :raise:
Move all the furniture around and insist that it has always been that way when your parents get back. See how long it lasts.
[QUOTE=skynrdfan2;24424396]people used to throw parties when they had the house to themselves.
now they run around naked and masturbate.[/QUOTE]
Lets hope those activities dont overlap.
Now masturbate on your food, then get naked and run around again.
[QUOTE=JesseR92;24424432]Lets hope those activities dont overlap.[/QUOTE]
Lets hope they do! :q:
Simulate sex with a pillow or something.
BE CREATIVE DON'T JUST MASTURBATE NORMALLY
invite purple aki around
Ahahaha wow I made this exact same thread like 3 years ago.
I made a sandwich out of everything I could find.
Climbed on the roof.
Had a friend scare the shit out of me.
Nightswam.
Get a jar of jam, your dick, a papertowel tube and a bunch of ice.
Do something with them
Why are there so many suggestions that involve masturbation?
Do all those things again...
But in the reverse order :smug:
MAke food experiments, combine nacho cheese, nutella, chips and bread crumbs
[QUOTE=Synopsis;24424488]Ahahaha wow I made this exact same thread like 3 years ago.
I made a sandwich out of everything I could find.
Climbed on the roof.
Had a friend scare the shit out of me.
Nightswam.[/QUOTE]
Oh yeah and I turned off all the lights in the house and threw coins all over the place and when my parents came back I laughed my ass off.
[B]May i suggest THIS[/b]
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=987702[/url]
You should build defences in case robbers come.
Oh shit, too late.
[img]http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/joe-pesci-home-alone-0510-lg-86102121.jpg[/img]
note: showering then sitting naked in front of a fan, feels awesome.
THROW COINS ON THE FLOOR WITH ALL THE LIGHTS OFF BEFORE YOUR PARENTS GET HOME GOD DAMN
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do what you normally do, but without interruption
[QUOTE=Synopsis;24425192]THROW COINS ON THE FLOOR WITH ALL THE LIGHTS OFF BEFORE YOUR PARENTS GET HOME GOD DAMN
c[/QUOTE]
I dont have coins though :saddowns:
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[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;24425460]do what you normally do, but without interruption[/QUOTE]
and naked :smug:
you dont have any pennies wtf poor man.
Invite a girl over,if you have a girlfriend invite her over and do [U][B][I]you know what[/I][/B][/U]
maybe even get 2 more girls to cum to your place and just have a foursome. :mmmsmug:
if girl or gay do the reverse.or if lesbian do it
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or I could cum over and have a [U][I][B]good time[/B][/I][/U] with you.I really need to stop the "cum" pun
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you catch my drift?
Do them all at the same time.
[QUOTE=Synopsis;24425945]you dont have any pennies wtf poor man.[/QUOTE]
All on a card.
Glue [I]everything[/I] to the ceiling and paint the floor like the ceiling and turn the wallpaper upside down and when your parents get home insist their eyes are upside down.
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