I accidentaly cheated on my girlfriend with her twin sister...
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Today, I have done one of the most embarrasing things I have ever done. Before you prejudice me for being a dumbass, just hear me out, okay? Heres how the story goes:
I was walking back from my Spanish 201 class (I'm a college student, fyi) and I was invited in person to a party by who supposedly was my girlfriend. Since she was wearing the same clothes as she usually does, and my vision is a bit rusty, I happily said yes. I then kissed her as she left, and as I walked away I was wondering why her lip balm tasted different (She always uses cherry, and this one tasted like strawberry). Also, keep in mind we've only dated for 2 weeks, and haven't met her family yet.
Anyway, at around 8, I make it to the party and I saw my 'girlfriend' there, wearing the same clothes as before. People around her were calling her by my girlfriend's name, so the thought of doubt didn't even cross my mind. So, while we were at the party having a drink or two, we started making out and getting touchy-feely (I thought it was a breakthrough in the relationship since we hadn't done that yet). I should also note, I'm known as Max 'Ninja Hands' Sementilli, so I am well renound for this stuff. Anyway, while we were making out, another identical looking girl walked in the party looking really pissed. She saw me and her twin making out and yelled at me and her.
Here's how the convo went:
"Hey, you must be Molly's sister! It's nice to meet y-"
"YOU IDIOT!!! That's my twin sister, she's liked you since he saw you in Comp Sci 101!"
"Wait, WHAT???? Im so sorry, I didn't know! I thought you were her!"
"Whatever, how could you not know your own girlfriend? We're through!"
Then she stormed out the door. Apparently I learned that she took her sister's invitation, and went to the party posing as her. Then when she saw a facebook status of a close friend of hers going to a party, she added 2 and 2 together... So, I haven't talked to either of them since. Molly isn't answering my calls, and her sister is still flirting with me, but I'm really confused, and since they're so alike idk what to do. Any ideas, Facepunch?
Facepunchers don't have Girlfriends, I call bullshit!
Both of them. At the same time.
[QUOTE=Blanketspace;26531943]Both of them. At the same time.[/QUOTE]
Now we are thinking the Facepunch way!
[QUOTE=Fatal-Error;26531935]Facepunchers don't have Girlfriends, I call bullshit![/QUOTE]
hi im fatal-error and i assume everyone else is ugly and socially awkward like me
well if you cant tell the difference between them, you just got a hornier version of your girlfriend
Sheesh, chill off with the hank panky "Ninja Hands" :smug:
Fuck the twin
[QUOTE=ravioolz;26532004]well if you cant tell the difference between them, you just got a hornier version of your girlfriend[/QUOTE]
I guess I could look at it that way, but I don't even know her sister, so how could I know if there's chemistry?
eh, im not good at giving such advice, if it were me i would probably go with the sister but thats just my personality and such.
Seriously though, if you go out with her sister she'll hate you forever.
This story is almost certainly the workings of an overly imaginative mind.
[quote=op]I'm known as Max 'Ninja Hands' [B]Semen[/B]tilli[/quote]
ahahahahaaaa thats funny to me
I would take full advantage.
Jesus christ
You know like in math, two negatives make a positive?
A+ in your math exam.
Keep trying to get back with your old girlfriend and if that doesn't work after a few days, bang her horny twin.
[QUOTE=Blanketspace;26532077]Seriously though, if you go out with her sister she'll hate you forever.[/QUOTE]
That's something i really would hate. Even if things don't work out, I would still want to be friends.
And the problem is...?
[img]http://yourimg.in/f/3q25ju.jpg[/img]
You stud.
[QUOTE=Gainax;26532055]I guess I could look at it that way, but I don't even know her sister, so how could I know if there's chemistry?[/QUOTE]
Only one way to find out.
[QUOTE=rnate;26532173][img_thumb]http://yourimg.in/f/3q25ju.jpg[/img_thumb]
You stud.[/QUOTE]
How did you find that???
Accident my ass.
It's not me in the profile pic but still, that's my fb...
[editline]December 6th, 2010[/editline]
Okay so maybe that's me
[QUOTE=Gainax;26532226]How did you find that???[/QUOTE]
Dude, you gave us the name. :downs:
[QUOTE=rnate;26532173][img_thumb]http://yourimg.in/f/3q25ju.jpg[/img_thumb]
You stud.[/QUOTE]
This thread is getting better by the second.
you said your name in the OP
and the conversation you had with your girlfriend sounds incredibly generic. i feel this is a troll.
[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;26532284]you said your name in the OP
and the conversation you had with your girlfriend sounds incredibly generic. i feel this is a troll.[/QUOTE]
It's not, if it were I wouldn't be bothering you guys. But both of us are pretty apathetic people, so the fact she was even YELLING indicates something very wrong.
give me your girlfriend
Picture of the twins now, or else I call bullshit.
Ninja hands for sure... if only she hadn't seen you, then you could've... :smug:
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