• Westboro Church is Coming to My Hometown
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The Westboro church is coming to my hometown of Des Moines, Iowa on April 10. I'm trying to organize a bunch of people from my school (Iowa State University) to come picket with me again them. I plan on dressing up as gay as possible and picketing them with our own signs. I'll bring my power stilts to attract more attention. I'm just brainstorming ideas right now and trying to gather a large crowd of friends and supporters so we can go picket them. Do you guys have any creative ideas for [B]LEGAL [/B]ways to piss them off or witty signs? [B]As a disclaimer, I'm not gay nor am I religious at all[/B], but this shit just pisses me off (and the rest of America) to no end. If this goes down I'll be posting videos and photos on here! If you've been living under a rock, this is what we're up against [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEQuW2v6U2o[/media] [img]http://pdberger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/westboro.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.vashtie.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/westboro_baptist_church-drones.jpg[/img] [img]http://upstreamzine.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/deathpenaltyforfags.jpg[/img] [img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iq2vQY1Jeaw/SDSl2PocEGI/AAAAAAAAFJQ/Wyqt3qKTJBc/s320/westboro.jpg[/img]
Drive a truck into them.
Burn it down. After all, arsonists get all the girls.
They're coming to Blacksburg soon, the town 20 minutes away from my university. I heard they have a large biker gang with them to separate the protesters from the crowd.
[QUOTE=Woolley;21058006]They're coming to Blacksburg soon, the town 20 minutes away from my university. I heard they have a large biker gang with them to separate the protesters from the crowd.[/QUOTE] Yeah, they're called the Patriot Guard Riders. The more people the merrier.
burn em, [b][i]BURN THEM ALL[/i][/b]
[QUOTE=Cheryl Cole;21058000]Burn it down. After all, arsonists get all the girls.[/QUOTE] :respek:
I really want to see someone burn their bible in front of them in a gay outfit
Paintball/airsoft gun driveby :smug: with pink paintballs
[QUOTE=Fusilero1;21058047]I really want to see someone burn their bible in front of them in a gay outfit[/QUOTE] The only problem is that many Christians would find that offensive, I'm not trying to piss off everyone, just the protesters.
[QUOTE=Stryke;21057999]Drive a truck into them.[/QUOTE] This, I command you my son! Do this task and eternal paradise shall be bestowed upon thee!
Pick them all up in a bus and drive the buss off a cliff, make sure you jump off the bus in time. Seriously I hate these people so much, I wouldn't mind killing some of these lunatics.
Moved to general, this isn't a post yours or a question thread, and normally you would get banned, but I'm feeling nice today.
Put some massive speakers on the back of a truck and play "What What In The Butt" right in front of them.
Doesn't Bill Bryson come from Des Moines? You should try and get him to say something about it.
[QUOTE=Mr.Hoff;21058068]The only problem is that many Christians would find that offensive, I'm not trying to piss off everyone, just the protesters.[/QUOTE] Ask if they have a brochure or anything as you find their message "inspirational". If you get one, shove it down the front of your pants, rub it around down there, and throw it at their feet.
Here's an [b]extremely easy[/b] way to troll them: Deny the existence of god as much as possible, and they will get so pissed off it'll be funny. One of the reasons the church does this is because they think they're on some divine mission to save the universe from god's wrath by taking away gays, sort of like PETA with animal liberation, and they think people being gay will cause everyone to go to hell.
They are trolls that just got bored of the internet. Send them all to hell, if you get what I mean.
Why the fuck does one of their signs say "POPE IN HELL" I know they're completely batshit insane, but that just... I... [I]what[/I]
Get on good terms with the fire department, get them to turn the hoses on them.
Buy eggs, keep them under a heat lamp until they smell like shit and then peg all of them with rotten eggs.
OP needs a flamethrower. Because the only way to kill heretics, is with [I][B]FIRE[/B][/I].
Blend in with the crowd dressed as altair Then at the last second pretend to assassinate someone and throw your cape off. Revealing some sort of gay outfit. Run away yelling "detected!"
Remember, OP, if you manage to defeat them, you'll be a huge hero even for all the straights that are pissed off for them being so retarded. Nobody likes the Westboro Church. [b]Nobody.[/b] I really do hope the "Freedom Of Speech" law gets questioned one day. It's causing nothing but trouble, and it needs to be changed one way or another. It sounded good on paper 300 years ago, but it's shit these days. [editline]01:50PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Master117;21058241]Buy eggs, keep them under a heat lamp until they smell like shit and then peg all of them with rotten eggs.[/QUOTE] Genius,
Make out with all the male westboroites. That'll piss 'em off.
Shit and piss in bags, go over to them take out a knife, hold the piss and shit bags over their heads and cut the bags open.
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;21058321]Shit and piss in bags, go over to them take out a knife, hold the piss and shit bags over their heads and cut their necks open.[/QUOTE]
Don't do anything, ignore them (and so should everyone else in the world), you doing something just gratifies them and makes them want to continue even more.
Get some of those extremely foul stink bombs and just pop them all around where they are. Or cook up some of that tear gas someone on this forum posted. That should clear them out.
[QUOTE=G12-A5;21058433]Get some of those extremely foul stink bombs and just pop them all around where they are. Or cook up some of that tear gas someone on this forum posted. That should clear them out.[/QUOTE] I don't have any stink bombs, but I do have this [img]http://nerdapproved.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/liquid-ass.jpg[/img]
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