• Break it down!
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ITT we break down entire movies/games/books into simple, small phrases. I'll start. Dark Messiah: Kick shit [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Wrong icon" - Gurant))[/highlight]
Far Cry 2: Kevlar Africans.
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;18415320]Far Cry 2: Get Malaria.[/QUOTE] (It actually has to make sense though. Sort of an inside joke or something)
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Left 4 Dead/Left 4 Dead 2: Kill some Zombies, yo.
Burn the Rope: Burn the rope
Mass Effect: Get money, do missions, kill robot tentacle monsters, fuck bitches
[QUOTE=TAU!;18417469]Mass Effect: Get money, do missions, kill robot tentacle monsters, fuck bitches[/QUOTE] You forgot the yo'. GTA: Run over pedestrians, yo'.
This thread: Sucks.
Super Mario Series: SHROOOOOOOOOOOOMS!
Othello: Jealous man kills wife
Hamlet: Uncle kills Father, Uncle Marries Mother, EVERYBODY DIES ...yo
Borderlands: Do missions, kill monsters, kill bosses, repeat
Fargo: Dont'cha know
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare: Cruisin' with the chavs.
Fallout 3: Radiation, yo'
2012 : Doomsday
[PROTOTYPE]: Act like spiderman and kill people, yo'
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Be Batman.
Counter Strike: Kill' yo' terroris' with ya pistol, yo'
Fallout 3: Get your ass born. Escape the Vault. Do shitloads of tasks for people you have just met. Find your dad. Let that motherfucker die. Die at the end. (Or let that paladin bitch die)
Left 4 Dead 2: Kill All Sons a Bitchz [editline]09:22AM[/editline] Gears Of War 2:WHO WANTS TOAST!! Btw Thats From The Secret in One of The Levels
The Godfather: mafia kills people
Oedipus: Guy kills father. Guy Marries mother. Guy claws own eyes out. End.
GTA ChinaTown Wars: Hijack The First Car you See, Run Over 2 Cops, Do a Cop Chase, Stars Go away, Scratch Cards, win 1k, dumpster diving, find dildo, find condom, can't use them, The End
Dawn of War: WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, yo' Dawn of War II: WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, yo' (now in bitesize packages)
Fate / Stay Nights: [img]http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/1e6e4c910ae51fdad6c7f07cab51b7831227511176_full.jpg[/img]
GTA ChinaTown Wars:Punch someone, that person you just punched says "IM STILL A VIRGIN", punch another person they say "DON'T RAPE ME", The End [editline]10:17AM[/editline] GTA ChinaTown Wars: after getting a dildo and condom, no strip clubs, sad face, cry, hijack the nearest car, run over people without warning, find bat and hit someone, cry some more, find a gang car and get them out, take out weapons kill, feel better, go back, sleep on couch, The End
Team fortress 2: BABIES /Caps
Plato's Republic- We all know nothing.
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