Post all of your unfunny puns and one liners that we'll all feel guilty for laughing at right here.
Lobotomy is really a no-brainer solution.
What does a Spanish fish do in water? Nada.
I suggested a restaurant to my friend. I had no reservations about it.
This thread is so punny
This thread is lamer than FDR's legs.
That wasn't even a pun, Riddler. That was just a shitty joke stolen from Family Guy.
We have tons of puns filled threads already man.
It's called In The News.
pun
this thread sucks
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no seriously
[QUOTE=Goatse;25238688]this thread sucks
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no seriously[/QUOTE]
How is it that your screen name was never taken up until now...?
The first fish to gather in schools was the grouper.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
Man jumps off Paris bridge.
Guys in Seine.
I would've been a baker. But I couldn't raise the dough.
[QUOTE=Namo;25238250]That wasn't even a pun, Riddler. That was just a shitty joke stolen from Family Guy.[/QUOTE]
Quite right. However, it was a one liner, bone brain. FYI, people steal jokes all the time. Get used to it! Query. You're telling me Family Guy never steals any jokes?
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;25238731]How is it that your screen name was never taken up until now...?[/QUOTE]
The goatman cometh
that cheeze is brutal guyz
[QUOTE=The Riddler;25239337]Quite right. However, it was a one liner, bone brain. FYI, people steal jokes all the time. Get used to it! Query. You're telling me Family Guy never steals any jokes?[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't mind if you stole an actual pun. But that was a joke that had nothing to do with the thread, and it was stolen from family guy, a show notorious for making shitty jokes.
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;25238731]How is it that your screen name was never taken up until now...?[/QUOTE]
People must've just assumed that it was taken up all along since the inception of Facepunch.
[QUOTE=Namo;25240447]I wouldn't mind if you stole an actual pun. But that was a joke that had nothing to do with the thread, and it was stolen from family guy, a show notorious for making shitty jokes.[/QUOTE]
You can use any ridiculous defense mechanism you want, yet we both know that I made a remark about the thread. It's called commenting. Shall I ask you to spell it out, even though it's already on my post?
No pun in ten did.
[QUOTE=The Riddler;25240629]You can use any ridiculous defense mechanism you want, yet we both know that I made a remark about the thread. It's called commenting. Shall I ask you to spell it out, even though it's already on my post?[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Namo;25238250]That wasn't even a pun, Riddler. That was just a shitty joke stolen from Family Guy.[/QUOTE]
ALL jokes from Family Guy are shitty.
[QUOTE=Bllasae;25243946]ALL jokes from Family Guy are shitty.[/QUOTE]
now, now, i really don't know about THAT
What a puny thread.
This place requires more cock *Holds up a chicken*
And more Dick *holds up a picture of Richard Nixon*
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;25238731]How is it that your screen name was never taken up until now...?[/QUOTE]
He was lucky.
I guess you can say he.... goatse lotta luck.
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :c00l: