For me it was about a year ago.
It was about 9 in the evening, I was walking in the park and I needed to take a shit real bad, so I went into one of those public restrooms. After I dropped a couple bombs, I noticed a pipe and a small bag of crack on the toilet paper dispenser. A couple minutes later, some dude came in and screamed "WHERES MY FUCKING CRACK". I freaking dove into the next stall as the guy kicked down the door and waited until the guy left.
On a side note, can someone give me a list of commands for highlight and other stuff? Not a fucking 09er, made an account in 05 but lost pass.
Hmm. Well, at one of my old houses, I woke up and saw my Dad's head floating, his eyes were wide open and he kept looking left and right. After a while, he just disappeared.
The first time I went on /b/ :Dawkins102:
this one time, i saw a ghost. Then it disappeared.
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16433090]this one time, i saw a ghost. Then it disappeared.[/QUOTE]
Was it a nude ghost?
yes. Yes it was.
When i was about 6, just before my bedtime i was watching a program about aliens, i then went up to bed, looked out my window, and by the trees there was a alien head, that looked EXACTLY the same as what they did on tv, Shit though, it was even moving, it snapped its head towards me,think it was a creepy ass mask though
Twas creepy
When someone hides around a corner, and it's all quiet and dark, then they jump out and scare the shit out of you.
Hmm one thing that was scary was labour weekend and it was night time everyone was drinking outside and I would've been about twelve, I was climbling a tree and I saw my fucking idiot of a stepdad running towards me with this antique of a chainsaw it scared the fuck out of me and I ran inside so fast while screaming and crying. Twas not a nice experience :(
When my dad was diagnosed with cancer.
When my cat lost his leg. :C
Spider landing on my head while i was taking a shower
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;16443726]When my dad was diagnosed with cancer.[/QUOTE]Who ever rated you funny is a basterd
Not a lot of scary stuff happened to me, but I guess one of them would be almost drowning when I was 6.
Uhh, I don't remember anything except nearly dying from blood loss.
Probably when I had pneumonia back when I was about 8, and I woke up in the middle of the night and I couldn't breathe. I thought I was going to die and I was terrified.
I was almost run over by a fat guy in a motorized wheelchair at Wal-Mart.
I walked into my garage at night and I was surrounded by at least twenty spiders of different sorts.
Raid saved my life.
I was mowing my negbhors lawn and ran over the top of a baby Bunnie's back while it was in a small hole on the lawn. No internal organs or anything, but it was shaking like crazy and was some what bloody. It was scary how I took another life. I was freaking out
Also i was pulled under was 15 foot wave and thought i was going to die at that moment when i was 9
Getting caught masturbating by my hardcore baptist father at age 13.
i left room and window was close but when i went back in it was open and no one have been in since i left
so creepie...
when i hit my self with a sword when training scary how much blood there was
My first screamer.
That one time when you are asleep and your dick of a brother dumps ice on you.
being chased around my house by my brother (who I didn't know it was at the time) Wearing a balaclava with a paintball gun (which I thought was real)... This was recent... I can't bare getting chased :(
One of my friends made me play the maze game with headphones on.
I was at a friends cottage then I grabbed my sprite while looking away I and there was a spider the size of my hand right on top of it, i was 10 at the time
I once woke up and apparently my neck was sleeping or something, because I couldnt lift my head from the pillow. Arms and legs were fine, but my head was just a heavy lump.
I also got my tonsils removed, and due to wrong medication the cuts in my throat ripped open them i jumped out of a window and I lost almost 2 litres of blood over the course of 5 hours.
[QUOTE=keatinator;16433613]Hmm one thing that was scary was labour weekend and it was night time everyone was drinking outside and I would've been about twelve, I was climbling a tree and I saw my fucking idiot of a stepdad running towards me with this antique of a chainsaw it scared the fuck out of me and I ran inside so fast while screaming and crying. Twas not a nice experience :([/QUOTE]
Sounds like your stepdad is a really funny guy
Okay, so this happened about two years ago. Maybe three, I don't know. Maybe someone will learn from my mistake.
I was hanging out at my friend's house on halloween night just chilling in his living room. It was just him and me in the house, mind you. So we were playing video games, eating candy and handing it out to the occasional trick-or-treater. Anyway, while my friend was playing Through the Fire and Flames on Guitar Hero without any missed notes more than halfway through on expert (he's a fucking god or something) I went to his refrigerator to get something to eat. I grabbed a slice of pizza and got a can of dr. pepper and riiight as I passed by his backyard window, I could've sworn I saw something moving in his bushes. A dark shadowy figure it looked like. And don't tell me it was the wind either. It was dead still that night. It was just standing there in the bushes, rustling them. Naturally, I kind of panicked and called my friend over to check it out. He didn't know what the hell it was either so we stood there watching it, waiting for something to happen. At the same time I needed to take the biggest shit ever. He kept watching and I took the hallway down to his restroom. I was about to blow chocolate out of my ass on the way to his restroom. (only on halloween) As soon as I sat down, it just came out like a faucet on it's max setting. It literally kept coming out for about 15 or 20 seconds and started to BURN. Finally after a few false alarms, the biggest, wettest, sloppiest, most disgusting smelling shit stopped coming out and I was ready to go back with my friend to check out what that thing was, only there was one small problem...
he was out of toilet paper. the end.
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