• Invent Your Own Saw Trap
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It's quite simple, invent your own SAW trap in the spirit of "SAW 3D" which will be coming out soon. Even though a psycho killer is quite funny, try to be serious. Please. Mine: You're strapped to a metal bed that, in 60 seconds, will be moved via rails at a very high speed towards a curiously extended piece of wall, the problem being that you can't move your head very much and it's going to collide with this extended piece of wall. To avoid getting your head smashed, you have to press a button that will slice off your hands and feet so you can crawl (with your bleeding stubs :D) to safety. Post away. EDIT: Oops, wrong post icon. :(
Tell me I'm not the only one that remembers this thread but only the other OP's trap was something about drinking piss.
Locked in a room with Justin Beiber but your arms are restrained to a wall.
You're strapped in a chair with a TV in front of you and after Jigsaw's message to you, you have to sit through all of Friedberg and Seltzer's movies. If you cannot sit through the horror there is a button near your finger that sends a spike through your head killing you. When the movies are over, you are free to go but there is no doubt that you will be a very different person after the ordeal.
[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;25408686]Tell me I'm not the only one that remembers this thread but only the other OP's trap was something about drinking piss.[/QUOTE]Seriously? What the hell.
[QUOTE=Kaphonaits;25408729]Seriously? What the hell.[/QUOTE] I guess I'm going crazy. But I distinctly remember in the other thread OP's trap was you had to drink a jug of piss while a chain on your neck is slowly lifting you up or something.
I remember that thread.
[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;25408790]I guess I'm going crazy. But I distinctly remember in the other thread OP's trap was you had to drink a jug of piss while a chain on your neck is slowly lifting you up or something.[/QUOTE]Easiest trap ever. It's just fucking salt water for gods sakes. :D
[QUOTE=DemonDog;25408806]I remember that thread.[/QUOTE] So I'm not crazy. Good to know.
[QUOTE=Kaphonaits;25408833]Easiest trap ever. It's just fucking salt water for gods sakes. :D[/QUOTE] Well there's the fact that he said that you had to drink half a gallon of urine and the bladder doesn't even hold that much. Jigsaw's a cruel man. [editline]14th October 2010[/editline] or woman in the sequels I don't know I stopped following it.
You're in a room, with Justin Bieber. You need to ask for his autograph, and praise him like a little girl, which gets recorded and sent on YouTube, just to humiliate you, or else a trapdoor below you opens, and its leads to a room with TV's covering all four sides of the walls, playing a playlist of Bieber's music. The TV's and speakers are behind really strong and solid glass. You stay there until you die. [editline]15th October 2010[/editline] the room is really small by the way
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;25408889]Well there's the fact that he said that you had to drink half a gallon of urine and the bladder doesn't even hold that much. Jigsaw's a cruel man. [editline]14th October 2010[/editline] or woman in the sequels I don't know I stopped following it.[/QUOTE]Hmph. The traps are never impossible unless they're Seth's trap which was designed by Hoffman (and just that one by him was impossible) or they were one of Amanda's traps, and she's convinced people don't change even they she said herself that Jigsaw changed her. Oh and the order of the people who "have taken hold" of the legacy are as follows. Saw 0-3: Jigsaw, Hoffman and Amanda -At the end of Saw 3 Amanda was shot and Jigsaw died of his brain tumor- Saw 4-6: Hoffman -At the end of Saw 6 Hoffman is put in a reverse bear trap by Jill and is left for dead, but he escapes with his face all fucked up- Saw 7: Jill(?) -I dunno since it's not out yet-
[IMG]http://imgur.com/0Pi64.png[/IMG] Made it in image form
you log on to your computer and ur banned from fp and you cry so much u dehydrate cuz ur a nerd that cant handle no internet
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4&ob=av2e[/url]
[QUOTE=<V()LT>;25409120][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4&ob=av2e[/url][/QUOTE]I'll play your game. Starting video... EDIT: *Sobs hysterically* IT WAS SO AWFUL! GOD DAMMIT SOMEONE GET ME A BEER OR FUCKING SOMETHING! I LOVE MY LIFE! I WANT TO APPRECIATE IT! AAAAAUUUGGHHH!
[QUOTE=Captain Proton;25409116]you log on to your computer and ur banned from fp and you cry so much u dehydrate cuz ur a nerd that cant handle no internet[/QUOTE] Wow. not only was that post dumb but now i miss bad spelling more then ever.
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A sharp melon baller comes swooping down, ripping your genitals off. But there is a button you are able to press that disables it and plays every meme song known to man, untill 8 hours pass you can't leave :3:
[QUOTE=Skidmarks;25408691]Locked in a room with Justin Beiber but your arms are restrained to a wall.[/QUOTE] This is not a plausible saw trap, they would never show this in the movies unless it was made without audio, due to the fact that many would die.
[QUOTE=Holy Diver;25409330]This is not a plausible saw trap, they would never show this in the movies unless it was made without audio, due to the fact that many would die.[/QUOTE]You're right.
ITT: Psycho Killers
That one claymation maker about the fan trap was actually a pretty nice idea. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsVOF_ODIzY[/media]
Being forced to see all the Twilight movies, redone as a musical, with Justin Bieber playing all the parts.
Either cut off your penis off or rip out your bladder
[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;25408686]Tell me I'm not the only one that remembers this thread but only the other OP's trap was something about drinking piss.[/QUOTE] I remember. holy shit. [QUOTE=Kaphonaits;25408623]It's quite simple, invent your own SAW trap in the spirit of "SAW 3D" which will be coming out soon. Even though a psycho killer is quite funny, try to be serious. Please. Mine: You're strapped to a metal bed that, in 60 seconds, will be moved via rails at a very high speed towards a curiously extended piece of wall, the problem being that you can't move your head very much and it's going to collide with this extended piece of wall. To avoid getting your head smashed, you have to press a button that will slice off your hands and feet so you can crawl (with your bleeding stubs :D) to safety. Post away. EDIT: Oops, wrong post icon. :([/QUOTE] That wouldnt just work. you think anyone could crawl without limbs? he would bleed out in a few seconds, or probably less.
You're trapped in a wonderful nice looking room with a fresh, sunny garden just outside. Although you cannot leave this place ever, you get daily deliveries of delicacies, great food and drink. You are told that your form of entertainment is an HD DVD player, HD TV and library of HD DVDs. You open the library. It's a library of the SAW movies. Enjoy shit cash-in movies for the rest of your life. Alternate trap: You're stuck to a chair with only this thread to look at for the rest of your life. Now think about how almost true that already is.
Waking up in a bed with a semi-hot girl and don't know what happened. AAAAAAAAHHHH! Tell her to you got to go to work, but it's sunday. AAAAAAAAH!! She tells you she can make you some breakfast and that you have to be introduced to her parents. AAAAAAHH!
Trapped in a room slowly filling with jizz and the only way to survive is to drink it Also strapped to a chair made of beavers
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