I live in the New Jersey, in the suburbs. And... there's an ostrich running through traffic near my house. I really have no clue where it came from. It walked around in my friends driveway then traveled down the road. We were waiting about 20 minutes for it to get out of the way so we didn't run it over. It seemed like it was almost full-grown(I have no idea how big a full grown ostrich really is)
I should have a pic or two in a while.
Update!
My next door neighbor just wrestled the emu to the ground with someone from the local firehouse. Which is pretty badass, am I right? Anyway, my neighbor thinks he broke his thumb. Well, I guess that was short-lived for the emu.(yes, I now know it's an emu)
Lock your doors.
It wants to kill you.
:tinfoil:
Catch it with a poke ball
Grab a saddle and go ride that mother fucker.
[QUOTE=Meatloaf;21652054]I live in the New Jersey, in the suburbs. And... there's an ostrich running through traffic near my house. I really have no clue where it came from. It walked around in my friends driveway then traveled down the road. We were waiting about 20 minutes for it to get out of the way so we didn't run it over. It seemed like it was almost full-grown(I have no idea how big a full grown ostrich really is)
I should have a pic or two in a while.[/QUOTE]
Lure it with a small-ish lizard, when it comes over wrap that fucker in a blanket and "precede to do the nasty..."
Or you could ride it like the guy above me.
There are two moose loose in our town.
Badass motherfuckers.
Put on your cowboy hat and lasso it, then ride around your town on it.
osrtiches are my favorite animal. ship it to me =)
[QUOTE=Mercenary-;21652870]There are two moose loose in our town.
Badass motherfuckers.[/QUOTE]
how can you manage that?
no seriously, there's like a forest full of them around the town i live in, where do you live if people make such a big deal about them?
Make it your pet and sell his eggs!
Should have tried to run it over. That way you would at least have made the news.
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[b]Too late it is already here![/b]
Don't let it kick you. It'll kill you :byodood:
I had a chicken in my neighborhood once. I heard those things are pretty lethal.
[QUOTE='[DJ Ria];21652908']Put on your cowboy hat and lasso it, then ride around your town on it.[/QUOTE]
I like the Pokeball idea better
Hug it into submission.
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Update!
My next door neighbor just wrestled the emu to the ground with someone from the local firehouse. Which is pretty badass, am I right? Anyway, my neighbor thinks he broke his thumb. Well, I guess that was short-lived for the emu.(yes, I now know it's an emu)[/QUOTE]
Did you take a picture of your neighbor wrestling it?
Should've shot the fucker.
Biggest bird you'll ever get to pop. :v:
Oh yeah? Well I've had a monkey on the loose in my town for over a year.... But the emu story was pretty cool
Haha, North or South Jersey?
Throw all of your tyres at it, they hate rubber those sly bastards.
[QUOTE=Peluri;21652934]how can you manage that?
no seriously, there's like a forest full of them around the town i live in, where do you live if people make such a big deal about them?[/QUOTE]
Town is not too far away from the woods where moose lives, they think that they have swimmed across the sea.
[QUOTE=Mercenary-;21654390]Town is not too far away from the woods where moose lives, they think that they have swimmed across the sea.[/QUOTE]
i drive about 5 kilometres and i see these signs [img]http://yle.fi/ecepic/archive/00111/hirvivaroitus_merkk_111746b.jpg[/img]
i've actually seen a moose when driving, they're like flies around here i guess
[QUOTE=Peluri;21654526]i drive about 5 kilometres and i see these signs [img]http://yle.fi/ecepic/archive/00111/hirvivaroitus_merkk_111746b.jpg[/img]
i've actually seen a moose when driving, they're like flies around here i guess[/QUOTE]
Yeah, it's sort of the same here.
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"An Ostrich you say? Prepare my jet immediately..."
We used to have pheasants that roamed around here awhile back, somebody finally called Animal Control and got them taken away :(
You should ask if you can eat it. They are tasty.
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"An Ostrich you say? Prepare my jet immediately..."[/QUOTE]
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