• Anti-Jokes
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Jokes that aren't supposed to be funny. Ex. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
what do you call a man with no arms and no legs under a pile of leaves? Russel. [editline]31st July 2011[/editline] Whats worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust A horse walks into a bar and the bar owner says "why the long face" "I have cancer"
What do you get when you cross a mexican and a whale? Nothing. It's impossible to do that yet.
What's green and has wheels?
What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile Robin.
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Whats purple and smells like paint? Purple paint
A guy walks into a bar, gets drunk, and goes home to beat his wife.
Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.
Dwarf Shortage
Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? He had his legs amputated. He'll never ride his bike again.
My irony detector is broken. It detects everything except for irony.
Three blind mice walk into a pub. They are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humor from it would be exploitative.
You know what's funny about cancer? Nothing, millions of people die yearly because of it, with survivors racking up huge medical bill that can never be paid off.
What happened to the Atheist when he died? No one knows because there's no proof God does or does not exist and the only way to find out is to die.
What's amnesia?
Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear. [editline]31st July 2011[/editline] What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" :v:
Did you hear that one about Hellen Keller's dog? She didn't either.
You are so fat,You need to use large clothes.
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;31447069]what do you call a man with no arms and no legs under a pile of leaves? Russel. [/quote] That's my name [img]http://garrysmod.fi/forums/Smileys/Facepunch/emot-saddowns.png[/img]
Fuck, I'm late. A monk, a priest, and a rabbi were all at a bus stop. They got on the next bus.
What's worse than playing a joke on someone? Rape.
Why is six afraid of seven? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.
Knock knock. Who's there? Poop.
Knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah’s Witnesses
What do you call a person with no left arm, no left leg, no left ear, no left eye and no left lung? All right!
What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Doug
A black man walked up to a Mexican immigrant and said hello.
So a man walks into a bar Then he drinks with some friends.
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