you know what's better than a baby in a dumpster
one thousand babies in a live trash compactor
this thread
unfortunately it is the truth. No joke.
The op.
"In Soviet Russia!..." Jokes
Women's Righ-
KLURFF DURFF
Knock Knock
Who's there
FAST THREADS :downsbravo:
A man walked into a bar.
He said "Ouch".
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock Knock,
Who's there?
The fucking chicken.
"Your mamas so fat when she sat on the toilet she broke it"
kid in 2nd grade told me that one. :downs:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
your mom.
Whats the best thing about 21 year olds?
There's 20 of them
fast threads you dumb fuck
Guess what?
Monkey butt
And no I did not just hear that from Family Guy. Someone told me it a few years ago.
Why are all the kids in Africa so fat?
Because they eat so much food.
HAHAHA
How do you get a dead baby into a bowl?
With a blender.
How do you get it out?
Tostitos.
No actually that's not funny at all.
[QUOTE=Lamp;22034299]Why are all the kids in Africa so fat?
Because they eat so much food.
HAHAHA[/QUOTE]
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.
THIS THREAD REMINDS ME WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID, AND ONE TIME I WENT ON AN ADVENTURE. THAT WAS WHEN THE HILL PEOPLE TOOK US AWAY.
next thing I knew, summer was over, and it was time for back to school shopping!
:rimshot:
What's a crabs favorite kind of art?
CLIP ART
HAW HAW HAW
facepunch
[QUOTE=evilweazel;22034158]Knock Knock
Who's there
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Fuckin' beat me to it.
Your sex life.
if by worst you mean best then
what do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef
what do you call a lady with one leg
eileen
where do flies go to surf?
the microwave
What is black and white and bleeds like a horse???
A zebra
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This guy:
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Other way around. That was you can say "ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA" at the end.
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