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I once cut open my testicles with a bike handle.
So what was going on at the time was I was riding my bike to see my mother at work, and I went down a large ramp connecting the parking lot of the store to the gas station of the store, which was at a higher elevation. Going down the ramp, I underestimated my speed and I flew down the ramp, and tried to turn. As I leaned into the turn, I did so much too fast, and my bike and I went tumbling a good 10 or so feet before hitting a parked truck. I then realized I was injured, mostly due to severe pain, ripped pants, and blood. I had to walk all the way to the Safeway bathrooms, and after a bit of inspection, I found out that my testicles were cut open. The handle bar of my bike snagged it mid-tumble and tore my manhood open.
I once broke my wrist on 2 places because I fell over a damn rock
I died many years ago
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