• Need an idea for an English assignment
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My english teacher is asking us to write a 100 word short paragraph (no more, dunno why) as to why I should be one of the 5 people he lets live when our school crashed into some unknown weaboo territory. Now I want a convincing idea on what to write about so that I get to live, because I lead a life of smoking pot and getting my dick sucked a lot I can't really use that due to it's uh.. crude nature idea's okay
[QUOTE=lum1naire;24872356]My english teacher is asking us to write a 100 word short paragraph (no more, dunno why) as to why I should be one of the 5 people he lets live when our school crashed into some unknown weaboo territory. Now I want a convincing idea on what to write about so that I get to live, because I lead a life of smoking pot and [B]getting my dick sucked[/B] a lot I can't really use that due to it's uh.. crude nature idea's okay[/QUOTE] Use your expertise in the field to be his personal dick-sucker.
Make it up. Creative Writing is great.
perhaps I should of specified that I am str8 m8
Why would you WANT to live in an unknown weeaboo territory? Let him shoot you on the spot, it's a much better fate. Trust me.
[QUOTE=lum1naire;24872421]perhaps I should of specified that I am str8 m8[/QUOTE] So?
tell him of you large postcount on facepunch, along with your above average sized avatar
Idea, you know how to shoot a gun so you can defend yourself.
You are trained in the Arcana skill and no one else in the party is.
Make porn Using [I]words[/I] :eng101:
I've used The Game as a topic to write about.
Dammit. Write about how your anus is nice and loose from those lazy friday nights.
Mention how you can make the word boobs on your calculator
Profess your skills in the following -Hunting -Skinning -Fishing -Scavenging -Excellent use of firearms -Excellent use of combat weaponry such as knives
I assume you play video games, giving you a significant amount of (theoretical) knowledge about firearms, melee weapons, infantry combat, vehicle operations, etc. Very useful in such a situation.
smoke weed and drop out of school
You want a good idea? Write about the people in your class that deserve to live instead of you. Write about how you're willing to give up your life in order to allow others to live. That's better then anything anyone else is gonna write.
[QUOTE=Sottalytober;24872467]Idea, you know how to shoot a gun so you can defend yourself.[/QUOTE] Or Op! Let us examine your options for a moment. You can either write the best damn essay you can possibly write on a topic you're familiar with, or you can use that knowledge of guns, somehow obtain a gun from someone and proceed to kill yourself. Thus, getting you out of writing the essay. [editline]10:34[/editline] Just an observation.
[QUOTE=zeroti2;24874793]You want a good idea? Write about the people in your class that deserve to live instead of you. Write about how you're willing to give up your life in order to allow others to live. That's better then anything anyone else is gonna write.[/QUOTE] That's exactly what I wrote about [editline]05:53AM[/editline] god damn 100 words is shorter than I thought
[QUOTE=lum1naire;24875050]That's exactly what I wrote about [editline]05:53AM[/editline] god damn 100 words is shorter than I thought[/QUOTE] A regular essay contains 600 words per page (300 if double spaced) and about 3 pages, that's 1800 words, if you break that into 9th's, (a 3rd of a page) it's roughly 300 words, so yes, 100 words isn't alot, but I think if you're honest and just lay it down you should have been able to fit it all in, how about posting what you wrote?
[QUOTE=zeroti2;24875116]A regular essay contains 600 words per page (300 if double spaced) and about 3 pages, that's 1800 words, if you break that into 9th's, (a 3rd of a page) it's roughly 300 words, so yes, 100 words isn't alot, but I think if you're honest and just lay it down you should have been able to fit it all in, how about posting what you wrote?[/QUOTE] -teachers name-, I write this persuasive letter not to plead for my life, but the opposite. I write this letter in the hopes you will spare somebody else's life in the place of my own. Committing this honorable act will hopefully trigger powerful self ambition in those who live on. To not waste the opportunity given by their peers. All I ask for is the opportunity to do this for my country, and die with a overwhelming sense of patriotism. Soon I will be joining Louis Riel, John Cabot, Justin Bieber and other Canadian hero's. P.S As much as I want to die nobly, sparing me is a great alternative too. yeah it's not great, and I think it's a little over 100 but I doubt he's counting, since he's reading it straight off the bat if anybody wants to fix mistakes, or give suggestions to getting it shorter or perhaps better word choices, go ahead. Also there's a little bit of comedic relief basically because my English teacher is the kind of guy that likes humor in creative writing.. I figured it'd do better with him
[QUOTE=lum1naire;24875245]Louis Riel, John Cabot, Justin Bieber and other Canadian hero's. [/QUOTE] Justin Bieber, really?
[QUOTE=lum1naire;24875245]-teachers name-, I write this persuasive letter not to plead for my life, but the opposite. I write this letter in the hopes you will spare somebody else's life in the place of my own. Committing this honorable act will hopefully trigger powerful self ambition in those who live on. To not waste the opportunity given by their peers. All I ask for is the opportunity to do this for my country, and die with a overwhelming sense of patriotism. Soon I will be joining Louis Riel, John Cabot, Justin Bieber and other Canadian hero's. P.S As much as I want to die nobly, sparing me is a great alternative too. yeah it's not great, and I think it's a little over 100 but I doubt he's counting, since he's reading it straight off the bat if anybody wants to fix mistakes, or give suggestions to getting it shorter or perhaps better word choices, go ahead. Also there's a little bit of comedic relief basically because my English teacher is the kind of guy that likes humor in creative writing.. I figured it'd do better with him[/QUOTE] What grade are you in?
11 [editline]06:22AM[/editline] the bc education system does not aim as high as you think it does
Justin Bieber? :what:
he is Canada's pride and joy
Tell him that you have honed your BB gun skills to such a level that you're like a goddamn irl aimbot against radroaches. [editline]02:25AM[/editline] Just in case the weeaboos turn into feral ghouls [editline]02:26AM[/editline] and cows grow another head [editline]02:26AM[/editline] I am making fallout 3 references hgehghehg
[QUOTE=lum1naire;24875278]11 [editline]06:22AM[/editline] the bc education system does not aim as high as you think it does[/QUOTE] For 11th grade I'd expect something more. Just sayin' If you wanna turn that in go for it. That's between you and god.
[QUOTE=lum1naire;24875278]11 [editline]06:22AM[/editline] the bc education system does not aim as high as you think it does[/QUOTE] Wow and here I was thinking that our education system in Manitoba was shit..
[QUOTE=zeroti2;24875384]For 11th grade I'd expect something more. Just sayin' If you wanna turn that in go for it. That's between you and god.[/QUOTE] Haha, you do not want to see what the writing level of other kids in my class is then. Let's just say what you just read would be considered 'good' here. Like I said in my other post, not my fault our education system sucks. [i]Especially[/i] in the English department. I'm not too worried about handing it in, I'm sure I'll score good marks. The level of writing is just so shit that any mediocre piece of writing I submit is instantly good. [editline]06:42AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Stupideye;24875411]Wow and here I was thinking that our education system in Manitoba was shit..[/QUOTE] It probably is, but there are a lot of things fucked up with BC's. The problem could also be somewhere in me living in a fairly small town (population of like 30-40 thousand people), but I doubt it.
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