• FPE - That really fucking long voice over
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What is FPE you ask? FPE is the "Facepunch Experiment" Basically I want you guys to add-on too a long story, once the thread is closed, I will compile our story into one big one, and voice act it out. I shall start an example of how to post: Good Post: [quote]The Man Jumped Over The[/quote] XxxSexyChickxxX posts: [quote]The Man Jumped Over The Brown Fox With Bear Penises[/quote] Bad Post: [quote]The Man Jumped Over The[/quote] XxxFuckingIdiotxxX posts: [quote]Train with bear penises[/quote] Posts like these will not be added to the story. If this actually gets serious, with characters, I may ask that some of you come into assistance to play the characters role. So if that happens I'll put up some kind of application area. So yeah, I'll start with my part of the story. [quote]During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She[/quote] Kay go
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. But it wasn't nice, nor pink! She was 80 and full of cob-webs.
-snip- this game is flawed.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occured. She then went to find an umbrella.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occured. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. [b]EDIT:[/b] There is going to be a lot of Ninja'ing going on in this thread, I can tell you right now.
-snip- fuck im done trying.
It's okay if it's flawed. Whatever ends up being the last post before thread is locked = Whatever I will record.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.
I remember when people would hide banwords in these posts
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. edit: Forgot to mention that I will be recording what we have so far just as a test. It'll be up tomorrow.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Oh god this story is going to end up as just one long porno. Man this is gonna be weird to record.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat. Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat. Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsaur, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat. Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsour, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno. But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat. Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsour, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno. But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies. Cleverbot thought to herself "What should I do with these puppies?" She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!" So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat. Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsour, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno. But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies. Cleverbot thought to herself "What should I do with these puppies?" She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!" So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them. But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
I did a test today, unfortunately I've decided to remove some of what I put in that part so this isn't what would go on the real track, however I would like to know if the background music used is suitable. If it is not then I'd ask that facepunch give me an instrumental they would like to hear. Noticed some static at the beginning. [url]http://mmocrate.org/stupidshit/MainTitle.mp3[/url]
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat. Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsour, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno. But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies. Cleverbot thought to herself "What should I do with these puppies?" She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!" So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them. But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out. So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat. Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsour, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno. But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies. Cleverbot thought to herself "What should I do with these puppies?" She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!" So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them. But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out. So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her. It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat. Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsour, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno. But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies. Cleverbot thought to herself "What should I do with these puppies?" She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!" So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them. But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out. So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her. It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on. They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat. Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsour, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno. But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies. Cleverbot thought to herself "What should I do with these puppies?" She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!" So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them. But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out. So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her. It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on. They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat. Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsour, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno. But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies. Cleverbot thought to herself "What should I do with these puppies?" She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!" So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them. But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out. So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her. It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on. They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat. Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsour, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno. But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies. Cleverbot thought to herself "What should I do with these puppies?" She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!" So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them. But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out. So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her. It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on. They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat. Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsour, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno. But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies. Cleverbot thought to herself "What should I do with these puppies?" She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!" So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them. But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out. So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her. It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on. They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut. But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face.
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