• Stupid blonde bitch says pepperspray "is a food product essentially"
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[quote=gawker]"I don't think we have the right to Monday-morning quarterback the police," Bill O'Reilly said tonight, discussing the appalling use of pepper spray by UC Davis police on Friday. No, God forbid we Monday-morning quarterback the police, especially, as O'Reilly continued, "at a place like UC Davis, which is a fairly liberal campus." Indeed: what right do we have to think that Lt. John Pike should probably not have indifferently dusted peacefully sitting protesters with pepper spray from only a few feet away? And, gosh, even if we were going to Monday-morning quarterback the police, shouldn't we remember, as Megyn Kelly tells O'Reilly, that pepper spray is "a food product, essentially"? I mean, Kelly and O'Reilly aren't saying the cops did the right thing! God, no! They're just saying, hey, what right do we have to judge a cop for spraying a simple food product on a bunch of liberal college kids' faces?[/quote] source: [url]http://gawker.com/5861688/its-a-food-product-essentially-fox-news-starts-spinning-pepper-spray-cops[/url] (with video) [b]ALL MY FUCKING RAGE THEY WERE PROTESTING A 9% TUITION INCREASE WHICH WAS BASED ON A PUBLIC VOTE BUT DIDN'T TELL PEOPLE WHERE TO FUCKING GO[/b]
Food product? Try a "crowd control" method! Dizzy bitch.
i love me some pepper spray on my breakfast! the burning feeling keeps me awake all day!
Jesus fucking christ oh my god. Hold me back, Hold me the fuck back before i remove this bitch's Medulla Oblongata.
Eh shitty title but you guys know what it's about. Some stupid fox news bitch spouts her mouth off defending the cops who pepper sprayed a bunch of college students.
Wow that is pretty interesting.
Yeah, it's a food product that FUCKING BURNS
"As you can see by the video, it seems like it was distilled because they're not reacting as much as they should be". That's because they're covering their facing in their laps avoiding facial contact you whore.
Pfft it just clears the sinuses. Best cure for a stuffy nose ever.
Pepper spray's active ingredient is capsaicin, the chemical that makes red peppers hot. So technically it is true. Sort of.
The tropane alkaloids in Atropa Belladonna are plant products. What is the worst that can happen? Ricin comes from the castor oil plant, and castor oil is used in all kinds of things. It must be okay, it is essentially a food product. Oh and the cyanide present within almonds is delicious, too.
Well technically it is, you could spray it on food and eat it. The thing that can make it potentially dangerous is the propellent. Still hurts like a motherfucker though, I'm certified to use it along with cs gas. It was a fun day getting sprayed, then hit with "riot/cone" can and locked in a room with cs gas filling it.
Oh god. The comments in the source are amazing. [QUOTE]Megyn Kelly on fire hoses: "It’s a sports beverage, essentially!" Megyn Kelly on police dogs: "It’s a family pet, essentially!" Megyn Kelly on tasers: "It’s static cling, essentially!" Megyn Kelly on rubber bullets: "It’s a pencil eraser, essentially!" Megyn Kelly on hand grenades: "It’s a Fourth of July firework, essentially! God bless America."[/QUOTE] We got a meme in the making, people! Let's keep it going!
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;33380431]Pepper spray's active ingredient is capsaicin, the chemical that makes red peppers hot. So technically it is true. Sort of.[/QUOTE] But there's no possible argument about the fact that they're trying to justify something that was terrible wrong. "they deserve it, it isn't that bad. See? They're not even moving away after being sprayed."
You [i]could[/i] use it as a food product, but it would be the extreme of extremes as far as peppers go. You'd have to be a real hard motherfucker to eat that shit.
Man that shit isn't just unbearably painful if you get hit in the eyes but it also burns like the fucking sun just being in the area and breathing it in.
Well yeah but it's just true that pepper spray is linked to food more than having "pepper" in the name, people mightn't have known that.
[QUOTE=MR-X;33380446]Well technically it is, you could spray it on food and eat it. The thing that can make it potentially dangerous is the propellent.[/QUOTE] Except for the fact that law enforcement pepper spray is 50 times hotter than a habanero pepper.
Yeah, well technically it can be used on foods, but it's at such a concentrated level it will just cause damage to tastebuds. Also to show you what it's like to taste such a highly concentrated "food" here's alton brown: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2X_wKm05-s[/media]
[QUOTE=OvB;33380468]You [i]could[/i] use it as a food product, but it would be the extreme of extremes as far as peppers go. You'd have to be a real hard motherfucker to eat that shit.[/QUOTE] Pretty much tastes like shit from what I heard from the officer trainees while I was in college.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/J0gmz.jpg[/img] If you go to a protest that's at risk of being sprayed, a bottle of [del]milk[/del] water would be a good idea to have on hand.
Megyn Kelly on stabbing people: "It's getting a shot, essentially!" Seriously though, is it normal to want to punch someone in the face on live television? Because I want to do that now.
In terms of food, It's basically like getting Trinidad Scorpions squirted on your face, which would burn like a holy motherfuck.
water is used in waterboarding, which is a torture stupid slut
[QUOTE=OvB;33380505][img]http://i.imgur.com/J0gmz.jpg[/img] If you go to a protest that's at risk of being sprayed, a bottle of milk would be a good idea to have on hand.[/QUOTE] Milk really does not work to well, Flush your face with water and use baby shampoo if needed. I would suggest avoiding all oils, lotions and various other things. This sounds stupid, but a lot of people don't know that sweating it out helps a huge amount. After I got sprayed I did a few laps around the track and it helped slightly. Another tip, don't rub your face, i know it is going to be hard to but you'll only spread it more.
[QUOTE=stealth_camo;33380538]water is used in waterboarding, which is a torture stupid slut[/QUOTE] Megyn Kelly on water-boarding: "It's like going swimming, essentially!" Megyn Kelly on being called a slut: "It's like having a nickname, essentially!"
Megyn Kelly on being tasered "It's like licking a battery for that little jolt, essentially" :v:
[QUOTE=Alex_DeLarge;33380346]you whore.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=stealth_camo;33380538]stupid slut[/QUOTE] as much as what she's say is completely idiotic, calling people sluts and whores for being ignorant is about as pathetic and desperate an insult i can imagine. really the misogyny here is just mind boggling disagree with someone, but by acting like this you are no better than when someone on fox news compares a person to hitler.
so instead of calling some random guy who made a comment you guys disagree with a "typical braindead moronic republican," you're calling some random woman on TV who said something you disagree with a "slut," "whore," "dumb bitch," etc. stay classy, facepunch. [editline]1[/editline] Beat to it by 5 seconds.
[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;33380624]so instead of calling some random guy who made a comment you guys disagree with a "typical braindead moronic republican," you're calling some random woman on TV who said something you disagree with a "slut," "whore," "dumb bitch," etc. stay classy, facepunch.[/QUOTE] holy shit thank you
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