• Shoplifter Arrested For 61st Time
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[quote] [img]http://media1.suntimes.com/multimedia/080309wrinkle.jpg_20090803_10_46_41_3158-116-165.imageContent[/img] Ella Orko, 86, was arrested for the 61st time for shoplifting after she allegedly took several items, including anti-wrinkle cream, from a North Side Dominick's Finer Foods. BY ROSEMARY SOBOL Staff Reporter Bond was set at $10,000 Monday for an 86-year-old woman who notched her 61st arrest for shoplifting over the weekend for allegedly taking several items -- including anti-wrinkle cream -- from a North Side grocery. While setting the bond, Associate Judge Maria Kuriakos Ciesel also recommended to the Cook County Sheriff's office that Ella Orko, 86, of an unknown address in Chicago, be placed on an electronic monitoring device, according to Cook County State's Attorney's office spokeswoman Tandra Simonton. Orko was charged with felony shoplifting, according to a Belmont District police lieutenant, who said she was arrested at 3 p.m. Sunday at Dominick's Finer Foods in the 2500 block of North Clyborn Avenue. Orko allegedly took five packs of salmon, 11 packs of AA batteries, two packs of L’Oreal RevitaLift anti-wrinkle cream, eight boxed jars of Olay face cream and four jars of instant coffee, according to the lieutenant. She was arrested when someone from the store allegedly saw her take the items, which have a total value of $252.26, and place them in her clothing before attempting to exit the store without paying, according to a police report. Orko, who has been arrested 61 times including Sunday, was arrested for the first time in 1956 in Chicago for petty larceny and again in 1958 for grand larceny, according to the lieutenant. “She’s a career shoplifter,’’ the lieutenant said. Police said she has 13 convictions shoplifting, but Simonton, citing court records, could confirm only five, four in Illinois and one in Wisconsin. She said Okro's last conviction -- for retail theft in 2006 -- resulted in prison time before she was paroled in 2007. Orko's next scheduled court appearance is Monday, Aug. 10, in North Felony Court (Br. 42) at 2452 W. Belmont Ave. [/quote] [url=http://www.suntimes.com/news/24-7/1697994,stng-elderlywoman-61arrests0803.article]Source[/url] They never learn...
she could lift my shop
Jesus, you should think it would be over by the 5-6th time.
[QUOTE=Keeshond dog;16498040]she could lift my shop[/QUOTE] She looks like a man.
Oh hey Ella. What are you going to shoplift today? Bubba is the security officer today, he'll put those handcuffs on you very gently, you hear?
She's old, who cares.
[QUOTE=Stopper;16498048]She looks like a man.[/QUOTE] yeah and men are strong. she could lift my shop.
the fuck, I thought that was a dude
How did she expect to hide the salmon?
[QUOTE=Keeshond dog;16498040]she could lift my shop[/QUOTE] You mean like that? [img]http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02/24a_14_crane_415x275.jpg[/img]
Oh no, an elderly women is stealing anti wrinkle cream. Call the world police.
How sad :(
Fucking lol'd, anti-wrinkle cream.
she needs that fucking wrinkle cream. I would give the anti wrinkle cream factory to her, just so that god can look at her.
Not enough pension obviously.
You'd think after the 60th time she'd be good enough to get away with it.
[img]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b395/Nikoro-san/scum_sense_tingling.jpg[/img]
[img]http://media1.suntimes.com/multimedia/080309wrinkle.jpg_20090803_10_46_41_3158-116-165.imageContent[/img] [img]http://www.topnews.in/files/David-Carradine.jpg[/img] the resemblance is uncanny
That's nothing. We had a bitch come into Wal-Mart the other day with a baby in hers and pushing a blanketed baby cart and tried to leave with $1200 in stuff, mostly cosmetics.
She's got nothing on this guy: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbqbPfKWLd8[/media]
Well, I suppose it's at least better than having 61 counts of murder. :v: At this point, the local jail probably has a space reserved for her at all times
[quote]Ella Orko, 86, was arrested for the 61st time for[/quote] [quote]Ella Orko, 86,[/quote] [quote]Ella Orko[/quote] [quote]Orko[/quote] You'd do things like this too if your son put staples in his head.
[QUOTE=McMissile;16499295]She's got nothing on this guy: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbqbPfKWLd8[/media][/QUOTE] That is just epic.
You would have thought they'd put her on probation or something after about the 20th time.
[QUOTE=compwhizii;16499933]You'd do things like this too if your son put staples in his head.[/QUOTE] Son? She's 86. Maybe grandson, or more likely great-grandson.
Lock her up and throw away the key.
They should just leave her be, she's having fun doing what she likes doing. She's been doing it for like 50 years now, I say she should just be lat go.
She must not be very good at it.
[QUOTE=compwhizii;16499933]You'd do things like this too if your son put staples in his head.[/QUOTE] Or if he was an annoying wizard who does absolutely nothing useful and who no one likes. [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5b/Orko.jpg[/img]
Haha it's like my fucking auntie who always shoplifts, she just got out of jail.
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