• Stupidest thing you have got in trouble for
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Hey guys, what is the dumbest thing you have gotten in trouble for? here is mine... I was at a christian camp and I dressed up as a terrorist for the costume party at the end and I used a suitcase and put a orange in it. They sent me home and told my parents I was anti-religous. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Wrong section" - JohnnyMo1))[/highlight]
Girlfriend says 'Fuck me' I proceed to do so, she says 'WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING?!' Pushes me off her and runs home half naked. Oh and: History teacher: The nazi's made the swastika, the- Me: No they didn't? History teacher: Don't talk back, the nazi's made the swastika Me: But they didn't, it's a very old symbol predating naz- History teacher: [B]Are you talking back?[/B] Me: But you're wron- History teacher: I'm the teacher here! Now if you don't shush for the rest of the lesson i'm going to give you a detention. Me: But you're wrong, the nazi's didn't make the swastika, they adopted it in the early nineteen hundreds. History teacher: Right, get out and come see me after class I came back and he started calling me a nazi worshiper and a comunist. Don't argue with history teachers :colbert:
i beat someone up i mean what the fuck
For posting a Fast Thread in the GD
Hahahahaha. Funny story. (Because you went to a Christian Camp) [editline]07:22AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Clever-Balls;18969223]Girlfriend says 'Fuck me' I proceed to do so, she says 'WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING?!' Pushes me off her and runs home half naked.[/QUOTE] You should've said "you"
Last night I went to go get a TV dinner after my dad said he just got groceries and I could finally get some food, and my mom gets pissed at me because (for the one time in about five months) she is making dinner since I'm moving out in three days. Since when did she care...
I launched windows in safe mode and the teacher sent me to the office with a refferal claiming that I had broken the computer.
For being black.
ruining the last day of school for everyone by getting drunk with my friends in class, sent to the principal who confiscated my booze til next semester. and when i came to claim it it was magically disappeared XD
[QUOTE=varj;18969342]For being black.[/QUOTE] I draw the line at laughing at you.
[QUOTE=sebbonaparta;18969249]For posting a Fast Thread in the GD[/QUOTE] Seriously, he even used the "Post Your" icon.
I was all like "Sup dawg" and my friend was like "Fuck you" and so I pushed him and then he and his gay lover double-bitch-slapped me right in the face, I still feel it even to this day.
[QUOTE=varj;18969342]For being black.[/QUOTE] nigga please
talking back to a teacher who was wrong. Never do it.
Well, one time I posted a Fast Thread in General Discussion... :(
Getting in trouble was fucked up in my previous school. I threw a bun at some guy, and missed, he went and told and I got a weeks detention. Before that however, I was in a fight and it ended by me accidentally putting the guys elbow into a small window. He wasn't harmed or anything but still, I only got 1 break time detention, and it lasted 2 minutes because the teacher was having a good day. :3:
Peed in a bottle at 6 am.
I sneezed in class and nobody said "bless you" I said to the class : What? No bless you?" Teacher: "Get out!" She also made me move to a new seat.
I went to unlock my bike at a shops bike holding spot and a security guard stopped me and called the cops and i had to explain it to the cops in station after waiting for 2hours.
Having ESO as a filename on my user area at college, they have some software that scans for bad words it has on some crazy list and apparantly I got flagged for having ESO as a filename. WHAT DOES IT EVEN MEAN AAAAAAA
[QUOTE=TEAMGiant;18969898]I sneezed in class and nobody said "bless you" I said to the class : What? No bless you?" Teacher: "Get out!" She also made me move to a new seat.[/QUOTE] your dumb and have no friends, thats why noone said bless you
I slipped on a doormat and busted my lip. They thought a friend had punched me; therefore, we were cited for fighting.
Once my teacher gave me detention for looking at her boobs. She was standing right beside me leaning down, what was I supposed to do? Look the other way. Pfft.
I got sent out for looking tired which was apparently disrespectful to the teacher and my peers.
Dancing in a lesson? I pointed at someones work and got a detention for doing the Saturday Night Fever dance
[QUOTE=Echidna666;18970447]Dancing in a lesson? I pointed at someones work and got a detention for doing the Saturday Night Fever dance[/QUOTE] I got in trouble for dancing 'provocatively' with my male friend. :v: inb4 Gaybows.
I don't know how many times I've had to meet the principal for correcting my english teacher.
[QUOTE=TEAMGiant;18969898]I sneezed in class and nobody said "bless you" I said to the class : What? No bless you?" Teacher: "Get out!" She also made me move to a new seat.[/QUOTE] Reminded me of this [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVHPcnpleEg[/media]
The teacher thought I had bird flu
I had swine flu, went to school and then got walked out by the police.
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